>EG come dead last >people praise them anyway when will it fucking end?
Ethan Anderson
Winter Wyvern pins you to the ground, placing you in ice to prevent you from moving. She begins grinding her wet dragon pussy against your crotch, almost reaching orgasm just from the sheer sensation of her ladyhood rubbing against the growing bulge in your pants. Your pants are now completely drenched in her juices before she finally tears them off. She looks at your dick and licks her lips. “Let’s have a bit of fun, user." Her tongue wraps around your dick. Seeing your confused face she looks at you and giggles “What’s wrong user? Never had your dick sucked before?” Your dick is now soaking wet as she gets up and forces your now erect dick into her scaled folds, and she begins to pant. “Ah I haven’t felt this good!” she moans. Her powerful legs do most of the work, thrusting against your member again and again with increasing force. Her wings begin flapping, and each flap blows cold air across your entire body. her pussy is unsurprisingly cold. And despite the clear size difference, her pussy fits tightly around your cock. her sheer passion for mating starts arousing you as her held-back lust for breeding reaches a feral state. “That’s right user! Cum inside me and don’t you dare hold back! Breed me!” she cries. She lets out one last cry; desperate for release, as your savage mating begins to reach its climax. She slams against you one last time, taking you to the hilt, your member almost touching her cervix. Her wings enwrap you, fully enraptured by orgasm. Her scaled pussy clenches around your dick rippling, as you too, reach your apex. Her womb collects every drop of cum that your balls could muster. Finally, the ice blocks that held you in place shatter and your body begins to regain feeling. As soon as this happens, you begin to shiver out of both the frigid temperature. Auroth collapses. Smelling of bestial sex, she slowly crawls up to you with a slight grin and whispers, “You have earned a wyvern’s gratitude...”
Josiah Sanders
>wet dragon pusyy >dragon Dropped
Noah Edwards
When americans stop watching and commenting. Until then, it'll never end.
Josiah Hall
I don't think there's anything that will cause EG retards to give up their team. >Hey guys we need to run a drug test on you. >Sumail: W-What? But drugs are good for you! >Arteezy: It's what the boys do, we'll just complain and have Valve cancel your major >2 minutes later... >Reddit defending this, saying that drug testing is a "backwards, shady policy" I wonder what real sports would look like without drug tests.
Actually that would be kinda interesting, but it would still be stupid.
William Edwards
>Wyverns are not a subset of dragons All wyverns are dragons but not all dragons are wyverns.
Jace Mitchell
>stop being as fan of things i dont like you must be a lot of fun at parties
Kevin Green
>stop eating shit it's bad for you yeah I'm such a fucking killjoy
Christopher Scott
Y'All better shut the fuck up, Esports is on soon.
What is the best support and why is it Witch Doctor
Justin Rivera
doesnt stop people from eating shit just because its bad for them why would it be any different believing in eg
Connor Scott
Best towers guy? Tinker, Arc Warden, Lycan, Furion, Chen, Windranger, Clinkz, Sven, Troll, Tiny. Who takes the trophy?
Nicholas Perry
man, I wish slacks would just stop playing his meme character, he's actually pretty ok if he's not forced to meme it up for reddit.
Mason Roberts
The navi effect: It was close! It's a new squad! Experience! In two months they will be unstoppable!
Also, Maut casting was great in that aspect. For him, EG was winning all games all the time since the begining. The other team gets some kills? Still good for EG. Lose a lane and a tower? Perfect for EG. The other team kill Roshan? EG is playing around this, they are prepared. EG says GG? They are probably tired and this was a clowny tournament anyway.
Jackson Phillips
terrorblade
Luis Mitchell
Are we assuming fully decked out? With or without allied buffs like bloodlust and such?
It's likely between Arc, Troll, Tiny, Clinkz
Brayden Kelly
are you ready for the new Chinkslayer
Blake Lopez
hollywood actor here. im supposed to help your game get exposed but your stars don't look socially appealing. instead, im just enjoying the game and sitting at legend 3 mmr.
y'know, if there's 1 faggot in the scene and that's what the people saw, they'll think everyone is.
also, events where capitalism and tobi are in makes the game look good.
Adam Flores
is maut the worst caster in the dota 2 scene? Even shitty slacks memecasts are better even ayeesee is better
Carson Jones
LD or Godz come very close.
Tbh Maut wasn't that bad yesterday when he casted with Braxx.
Nolan Martin
There's something about his speaking patters, his verbal tics and the melody of his voice that makes it incredibly difficult to listen to him for me.
John Williams
holy shit you're so full of yourself. you seem to judge the book by the cover and i dont even think you watch esports. everything is pretty cool and high quality nowadays, you're just being an asshole
Adam Davis
how fat is weinsteins cock
Zachary Jackson
>capitalism its capitalist fuckboy lmao
Hudson Kelly
Esports are live if you didn't know
Mason Baker
we dont care about your taste old man. if you dont like our free entertainment then gtfo lamo
Ayden Jackson
>event hosted by zyori Fluff please just do it
Charles Flores
i dont see any problem actually...
Jackson Miller
So, which combination is better for a melee hero? 2 Stouts, 2 Rings of Protection or 1 Stout + 1 RoP?
Joshua Roberts
>maut on stream >no kumiko poster its that faggot all along
Aiden Ross
This is awful and everything but I do like when the coinflip is public.
Bentley Gonzalez
You can 't prove that it's me, HAHA
Brayden White
holy shit kyle is packin'
Wyatt Rodriguez
>dotards are so socially awkward they had to make the studio look like home so they would feel "comfortable" hahahahahahhaha
Owen Long
navi was sooo bad for a long period of time
Carter Jackson
the sofa is probably just borrowed so its basically free and better than actually crafting a desk and painting it with art or covering it with printed images. they made it that cheap and no one will never notice because who gives a fuck ahahahaha
Joshua Evans
>tfw you force staff your carry into the rosh pit and he steals the aegis
Tyler Lee
TB
Jose Foster
and they're still pretty fucking bad so I don't know what you're on about
Wyatt Phillips
The EG dickriding is so fucking unreal. This team has the "best" players from everywhere and they are dead fucking last and they get fucking praised, meanwhile a team like Secret get questioned, even after being the only team since TI to keep Liquid from Overlord status and making random players from all over the world look like world champions. meanwhile, in Eg land, they have arguably the two "best" cores, Major winning and TI runnerups in Crit, Misery and TI winning carry fear.
Ryan Bell
>douing rosh against clock
Caleb Miller
Number of epic meme streamers beloved by retards on EG: 1 Number of epic meme streamers beloved by retards on Secret: 0
Hudson White
man i want to die
Kevin King
That's how it's always been and always will be, better just accept it and move on. Of course NA casters are going to be biased for the one NA team that ever achieved some level of success. EG is the best team ever, RTZ is the best carry ever, PPD is the best captain ever, Universe is the best offlaner ever and so on. This shit never ends and it's better to just ignore it.
Jose Hall
I was Bristleback
Ian Mitchell
Don't let your dreams be memes, friend.
Parker Ramirez
except universe and ppd were at some point the best
sharteezy has never won anything that mattered
Wyatt Cox
I meant someone who is good at fucking towers up without being fully aped. I'm sort of into this new ''pusher'' role since I'm tired of retards who care only about kills. So I'm analyzing every siege hero.
Daniel Richardson
Lumi exist. If he retires then yes, Maut is the worst.
Cameron Gonzalez
>sumail smokes pot and doesn't want his family to find out Obviously
Eli Green
>arteezy has never won anything that mattered Except for the heart of every dotard.
Kayden Ortiz
the only constant etc
Jace Lewis
>i feel like watching vanskor what?
Carson Cox
>3 / 29 Well... that was fun.
Gavin Watson
>offlane Venge and support Brew >not the other way around ???
Jeremiah Nelson
Forgot your medication.
Brody Cook
nvm that some cunt linked wrong general
Evan Ward
Excellent memespouting, tripfriend! With striking commentary like that you're definitely a thread personality to keep an eye on in 2018.
Evan Butler
They all grew up speaking english and all of them but MP have dual citizenship
Nathaniel Rodriguez
how long till ppd's team plays? are they already in the finals?
Evan Sanders
They'll be in grand finals at Galaxy Battles facing Infamous after all the other teams just boycott
Adam Turner
>clapping intensifies
Zachary Reyes
why do they only clap when COL gets kills?
Connor Hernandez
>mfw playing bots with custom AI scripts is better than solo queueing
Parker Wright
Because col is the home team in this matchup, dummy.
Adam Johnson
He's right you know. I'm a shitbag Legend but even I know that I lose games only because of my own incapabilities. People who point fingers will never get good.
Christian Morris
You can argue that at one point they were the best. But these people will keep repeating year after year that they're the best of all time and it's pretty clear it's because they're NA.
In that recent Thorin video someone (I'm pretty sure it was nox but I had it on audio only so can't confirm) actually called them out on calling Arteezy the best carry in the world only because he's NA.
Cooper Gomez
>new hero leak >a male instead of a babe what a waste
Evan Walker
But does he need a trip to repeat shit he himself read in these very threads? I think not.
Easton Edwards
AHAHAHAHAHAHA MOO IS A GOOD OFFLANER AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Juan Ortiz
Who cares, it is not like it will fix the game.
Ryder Fisher
Broodmother
Jordan Ortiz
does anyone here actually play dota?
Oliver Diaz
I dont have dota 2 installed desu
Jaxson Russell
>playing dota
Joseph Ortiz
man kyle sure is a shit captain
Parker Lewis
I played a game today, I picked last pick jungle void. My team's safelane razor left at 15 mins into the game, then I quit too and went to play rocket league instead.
Elijah Bell
>pick drow lineup >get out 5-manned oh dear america oh dear oh dear
Wyatt Ramirez
is Drow the only damage core in this draft??
Andrew Rogers
When will people stop picking Invoker and PA in every single game?
Lincoln Brown
>drow lineup it's just a drow
I think the idea was to use batrider as magic damage dealer unfortunately that's just a really bad idea
Brandon Gomez
>when the biased americlap crowd gets btfo best feel desu
Cooper Cruz
>col gets trash canned >crowd dead silent I thought Americans werent supposed to be racist
Lincoln Lopez
hello gjuys,, am deaf, can u pls pls describe me what od sanity clips sound like?????
Noah Jackson
>Complexity >run a braindead draft
Kayden Torres
>moo whiffs black hole >2 chinks cries from the crowd
Hunter Clark
don't you have some ranked games to lose?
Thomas Mitchell
is that s4?
Ryan Collins
they cheer for the double rampage
Easton Price
OOOOOOOOOOWWW
Noah Myers
Imagine the butthurt in that room right now. The audience must be seething.
Cooper Clark
Day is still long.
Justin Watson
KSSSHHHHWHWHWHWHWHH TSUUUUUUUUUU
at the same time
Leo Harris
KWFOOOOOOHWwwwww..ww.w..ww....
Hunter Hernandez
forget this guy, pls can describe to me what stampede sound like???
Leo Wilson
The crowd is literally half Complexity family members
stop complaining about the NA crowd
Nolan Lee
>NA is about to get 0 points from their home-turf tournament What did they mean by this gulag?