/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #323

>no monika to chill and listen to math rock and emo with

Truly is a nightmare

What do we name the Sayori equivalent of the Chaos Servant faction?

yuri stuffs her bra to impress the mc. in reality she's as flat as an ironing board.

Hooray for my shitty shop! Get all of the humanities to heal Arachne Sayori!

I want Yuri to rape me in the closet while the other Dokis are too stunned to stop it!

Love her too.

>stay away from the thread for a week and a half
>come back
>some nigger posts his filthy money stealing people raping monkey paw
Hmmm

And I love her!

I love Yuri!

Monika

I havent got anything that cool about me but I have a facebook meme page with 81,000 likes and a art page with 5,000

She is the sun in my sky!
And the leader of my Chaos Servant Covenant!

Ok, so I am 40min into Doki Doki still nothing intresting happend , only Yuri seems to like me more. Why is this so popular on /vg ?

>Sayori
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yuri wouldn't ever insult someone, not even anonymously.

What if I just liked one individual spider and am not a fan of spiders at large?

That guy and pic is from early /ddlc/ tho

It doesn't matter.
That one individual spider is gross.
And you might make other people like that spider too, and that's gross.
You're gross.

I concede that point but it wasn't the point of my post.

Just wait until the day before the festival, that's when things kick up!

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I bet Yuri talks like her hymen is still intact.

it isn't
game sucks
game sucks
game sucks

The dudes been around since at least thread 100 if not earlier

Yuri
I got mugged on my way home a year ago and almost got stabbed for not wanting to gave my phone.

>And you might make other people like that spider too, and that's gross.
It was a few years ago so I doubt they survived the winter

>Monika
>I'm in the military and am an Officer of an M1A2 Platoon. And plan to go into Politics after my time in the military. And i'm mixed race (Black and Italian).

Friendly reminder to not reply to shitposters and baiters.

Wanted to match her hair color, became light pink. Eh, I tried.

you can see her nipples getting hard though

Blessed is she!

I would not be able to handle DFC Yuri. The sudden drop in blood pressure would cause my skull to collapse inwards upon itself.

Yours is better than mine, so there's that.

>Black and Italian
>mixed race
You're just full black my dude

Reminder

I big thank you to everyone who shared last thread, This time
your doki, your biggest flaw
Yuri
When I'm nervous about doing something tomorrow I just stay in bed all day

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Monika
Public speaking

I want Yuri to sneak me into the closet for some secret love-making that stops being the secret when she can't hold in the moans.

i'm sorry user. i just remembered the picture being of some user being mean to a girl. i should have reread the picture. i'm sorry.

a role model for us all

Sayori. I used to have a radio show, and will probably bring it back soon.

Natsuki
Ive drank an industrial cleaner completely by accident

>close friend's number
What a fucking bro.

I think yuri stuffs her chest and has big boobs to be honest

>Sayori
>I can name every state and every capital city in the United States, and I'm not even an American.
>I can also throw a boomerang properly

>Yuri
>I can flip my ear inside of it and stuff it inside itself

The man, the myth, the legend.

I like to imagine Yuri mugging me. She just wants an excuse to stab me but I keep giving into her demands.

Why is Sayori so shit? She ruined the whole episode.

Natsuki
Afraid to ask for help with even the smallest things in case im just a burden to people

All/none of them
Lack of motivation to act or improve

>>I can name every state and every capital city in the United States, and I'm not even an American.
Jesus Christ, user. I'm American and I can barely get three-quarters of them, much less the capital cities.
>>I can also throw a boomerang properly
You're a talented guy

Sayori! Take the happiness! It's yours!
We both can't stay here to write poems and you know it.
And I realize now which of us is more wholesome.
I always thought that I'd be the true vanguard of wholesomeness to protect the literature club, but you understood the bulli threat better than I did. And that's the greatest enemy of wholesomeness.
Besides, I bought a little "Happiness" of my own. This stupidly heavy +5 Smough's Hammer has tremendous attack power. I can hold 'em off while you cheer up.
Besides.
I can always go offline.

I'm gonna give all my humanities to Arachne Sayori!

>italians are black
That's like saying that Maoris are white. What is it with US hours and pointless,
inaccurate racial segregation.

The spider in OP is called a Bael and it's an enemy in Fire Emblem!
It eats children!
Sayori!

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

youtu.be/E7sP6t1QyrI what you guys chilling too right now

>that picture

Jesus...

that's naughty user

Never forget the beautiful bastard that turned down a 3d whore so he could remain faithful to his waifu

>Natsuki
>I love someone who isn't real

Would you give her your humanity?

>Monika
>I put on fake accents when I talk to people I know nothing about and many times it comes off making me seem like a race i'm not.

Monika
I'm afraid to leave my comfort zone. I'm also temperamental and I subconsciously treat everyone like they're lesser than me.

Not OP, but this is the best picture yet.

A hero and a legend.

Monika but she will only love you after you've killed all your friends.

>Sayori
>I'm an Eagle Scout

Monika
Having my closest friends abandoning me.

Hiya, Aussieanon. How's the ski trip going?

He will be blessed with his doki for his loyalty, just you wait.

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Monika
I get bored easily, find a new passion, and then quit that passion in a matter of months

Monika, but this was an an elaborate indie film.

you can't kill what doesn't exist HAHAHAHAHAHAH

MASSIVE LEGEND
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Should I make some friends first then?

>why am i so shit that i have to bully fictional characters

now that's the real question right there

You're right, it's rude to keep secrets. I'll fuck Yuri in the clubroom in front of all the other girls so that we don't need to tell lies.

[ALLEGIANCE DEEPENING WITH COVENANT INTENSIFIES]

Hoarding humanity for Sayori at any cost!

If you don't have any friends to kill, doesn't that just mean that Monika will never love you?

Can’t kill what doesn’t exist

Still waiting for the day this happens

yuri. i'm pretty sure i have adhd

I'd dupe a fire keep soul for her forever.

>Sayori
>I achieved a black belt in Karate and my family runs a dojo.

>mfw I just remembered that I'm an eagle scout too

Ah yes, one of the many methods of the promised "Special Day". I put more my faith in the afterlife.

>Sayori
>Debilitatingly isolationist, have exhausted most options and don't give things a chance any more. Just hole up and stick tightly to little safe activities I know will tide me over.