Once you hit the 100 hour mark of the EWGF vortex your neurons have subtly begun to change. By hour 200 you know nothing but EWGF.
Other players simply cannot comprehend the enlightenment that comes with mastering a Mishima. It is a state of pure zen that is akin to speaking with God. Playing another character is dirtying yourself and must be cleansed by performing a ritual in involving hundreds of CH DF2 PEWGF loops.
Owen Brooks
Reminder that if you come here complaining about how bad your character is you're a BITCH and the only reason you're not winning games is because you suck
Christopher Nelson
tfw monthly today
Adrian Morgan
To any veteran tekken players who have been playing for years, did you also have the urge to kill yourselves when you were a couple of months in over how pointless a struggle this seemed?
Jaxon Cook
Calm down TMM
Aaron Miller
if you don't start your day with 100 ewgf, 100 hellsweeps and 1km wavedashing (both 1p and 2p side) don't tell me you play mishimas
Jace Martinez
Could you elaborate?
Jace Thompson
I just played so extremely well for me I'm still in disbelief
I actually did electrics too, I have it recorded and i'm gonna jack to it tonight
Levi Evans
glad im not the only one who records my matches so i can jack to them later
Jacob Lopez
That was me a few days ago Tonight I missed all my inputs and failed every combo. Which is kind of embarrassing because I tend to play fairly low excecution characters.
Evan Turner
Isn't that the case with most things that aren't straightforward and easy? I remember learning how to play the piano sucked for a long fucking time but I'm glad I stuck with it.
Juan Brown
>been playing a single player game for the last few days because I got hooked >come back online and play for an hour >absolutely exhausted This game takes a lot of energy.
Ayden Howard
>Lee >honest lmfaoooo
Dominic Rogers
most fighting games are absolutely mentally exhausting even compared to some other competitive games i feel the amount of decisions you gotta make in such a small timeframe is nuts
Aiden Stewart
I remember being able to play League of Legends for 30 hours straight and still playing competently back when I still played that. with tekken my longest time I played non-stop is 6 hours and I was utterly exhausted afterwards.
Jeremiah Myers
To the King players who's wondering about his d/f+2,1 CH combos
In a nutshell: You have 3 tiers of combo options. 1st tier are most male characters, which give you a few combo options. Tier 2 gives you worse combos, and might miss if slightly off axis or for no reason really. Tier 3 is all female characters, and no combo, but people's elbow is guaranteed. People's elbow is always guaranteed on all characters, and gives you a chance for the lil majin setup.
Parker Ramirez
Name one (1) dishonest thing Lee has.
Levi Rivera
Slide
Jayden Edwards
How do Raven's illusion counter things work? I think I got that accidentally after a move I don't even remember and I don't know the input or what the fuck I did. Also what is the use of the strings where she can go into the "empty teleport", is that the counter state or what?
help
Joseph Watson
tfw Kazuya is the coolest but regular Jin is more fun
Luis Reed
There's a lot of transferable skill between those 2, you can just play both and be fine.
Adrian Sanders
What makes a slide dishonest?
Caleb Gray
Quick, I need a move that's -14 and -14 OB.
Luke Scott
>-14 OB Either that or a low that's -14
Daniel Turner
>whiffs seven million launchers >walk within 4 backdashes of her to somehow get in but get caught by one >100 damage combo >just business amrite??!?? xD What a dumb fucking character
Eli Collins
Not sure what you're asking for but Kazuya's d1+2 is a -14 low, I guess that works (?)
Ian Howard
Katarina's FC+3 maybe
Cameron Young
>-14 and -14 OB You mean i14? Kazumi's u2.
Benjamin Green
kazuya b1,2 is -14
Wyatt Gomez
Are tekgen. We need have a little chit chat right now. Why in gods name to low launchers catch back dashes? How is this fair? Why cant all low launchers just be like Dragunovs where if it hits far out you dont get a launch? This is bad game design.
Zachary Howard
What are some characters that do well with punishing whiffs and counter attacking? bonus if they're female and you can give me more than 1 option
Mason Cook
Asooka. You can literally get to green rank spamming her back flip and her shoulder that goes full screen.
Kayden Sanchez
Asuka's f2 is a great launching whiff punisher and she has lots of safe crushing moves you can use when at a disadvantage, plus a literal counter. Mindlessly spamming that shit is a great way to get stuck at mediocre ranks though.
Eli Ward
Nigga what? The fuck are you even trying to say?
Josiah Bennett
NWM? Have fun not winning because Just frame james is showing up.
Brandon Thomas
I only made two typos in that post. If you have an iq of 100 you should still be able to understand what Im saying.
Lincoln Stewart
EWHF and EWGU > EWGF.
Wyatt Miller
What the fuck is a EWGU
Joshua Harris
Forget the typos, you are complaining about how some launchers dont need to hit clean to launch you like demo or feng's SS4. Never mind that all low launchers can be beat by spacing them out and making them whiff entirely.
So again I ask, the fuck are you trying to say? You want all launch lows to only work when hit clean when not understanding why they have to in the first place?
Justin Morris
Maybe he's talking about Jin's mid electric.
Jonathan Sanchez
how is her damage?
Jaxon Turner
>Unlike demo or Fucks sake
Jaxson Martin
What im trying to say is that all snake edge like moves should just lose to backdash, but they dont.
Colton Mitchell
Is CH D/F2 into EWGF supposed to be the hard one? Because its not that hard in training mode
Kayden Campbell
They do when spaced right. No shit you wont be able to backdash out of range if you are 0, but at say 2 a backdash can make them whiff. Snake edge is slow as dick regardless and is nigh on suicide if attempted on someone decent. Same with all the other launchers like it. Only one that is decent is Lilis only because it takes so goddamn long to hit people start second guessing.
Easton Fisher
I didn't play previous games, how accurate is this image?
Mason Brooks
It just pisses me off. Im really defensive player and I play against laggy gorillas online who get up in my face and start mashing out strings. Im like fuck you im out, try to back dash and I get caught with dumb shit. It's infuriating.
Josiah Hernandez
They're supposed to float up so you get a full combo. Of course hitting a single electric is easy but it's useless, you need a just frame 13f electric.
Samuel Johnson
Its online, you are going to get hit out of backslashes constantly and get launched by df2 when you are holding back harder than a man clinging to a cliff.
Shit I've eaten launchers online at -6. Dont put too much thought into it.
Gabriel Gray
VERY accurate
Camden Scott
post a clip. if youre not getting a full launch with the EWGF you're doing it wrong
Henry Garcia
Which characters can I avoid in rematches without shame ?
You cant get a full launch with EWGF, has to be PEWGF
Kayden Sanders
Second action: guard all.
Jayden Young
>play asuka >guy keeps whiffing in my face so I keep catching him with F2 and B3 >sends me a message after the match "why do you just mash launchers you stupid noob"
Angel Mitchell
b,b+2 is the most used attack with built in counter; it's a really good move. there are also a few others just google raven bible. white hole, the empty teleport is trash.
Liam Gonzalez
EWGC > EMGF > EWHF > EWGF
Jonathan Lewis
OTGF >>>>>> all of those
Brayden Allen
fighting bryans is so stressful. at any second i could get hit with a ch launcher for 70% damage
Anthony Bailey
>Fight Bryan >Let a lot of things go unpunished because i'm 100% focused on looking for the Snake Edge >Still don't block it
Dominic Ramirez
JFSC > *
Christian Turner
Whoops, JFSR. Also, Kazumi's rage drive should get a title as well. It's i14 if you do it perfectly
Parker Scott
Electric Tiger God Fist
Ayden Johnson
I can't react to Dragon Tail
Mason Adams
anyone that makes you angry and therefore is cheap/unga
Colton Stewart
Hit the treadmill man
Levi Nelson
I've noticed that I play like shit if I'm getting rushed down and the only times I win are if I just have relentless pressure. Which makes sense because I'm playing Drag. What can I do to get pressure off myself? b3? I find that I can sneak a d2 in sometimes but I don't know how to convert that into pressure afterwards.
Thomas Foster
dickjab qcb2 if you feel like they're gonna do something but aren't at significant frame advantage d2 if you think they're gonna do a high
Christopher Jones
Did you play against a lee earlier today?
Kayden White
nah haven't played yet today. just reflecting on last night is it best to backdash after a d2?
Robert Cruz
I'm we were tied 2-2 in the last game of a super long deathmatch where I got scrubbed out in all the different ways you can possibly imagine and I managed to win the last round with 5% HP left, ending with a whiff punish DEWGF EWGF, RD, df14, cd3 to kill him when he had like 60% left that was SICK I wish I had recorded that. Enough tekken for today
Go fuck yourself you dragon tail and junkyard spamming faggot, ggs, and go fuck yourself that combo was SICK get owned
Henry Brown
Lars sucks in this game
Josiah White
You just suck with lars, you just need to actually think when playing lars in t7
Isaiah Thompson
Alisa and Asuka. F2 for oscar, F3,2 for alisa.
Mason Green
the most common options seem to be d2 into ws4 d2 sidestep or backdash
Kevin Peterson
For sure is the character, nothing to do with the player. Totally didn't get to yellow in 80 wins. Wish it fucking showed that instead of total games.
Anthony Phillips
...
Blake Ortiz
TMM calling Steve "the best turtle breaker in the game". What the fuck is he smoking?
Juan Harris
He's Genbu with the character and you're Brawler at best. So basically he knows what he's talking about and you're not.
Jacob Gray
why don't black people know when to shut up?
John Ward
lol does swe really have a little fanclub that goes around the internet and slobbers on his dick
Julian Young
huh? i thought alisa was a poking/turtle character
Christian Wood
Poking, turtling, and whiff punishing. Decent block punishment as well.
Eli Watson
Hey man I'm actually warrior!
Eli Brown
If his only claim to being good at Tekken is because he got to Genbu in EUROPE than that is pretty pathetic. Europe Genbu is like Yellow ranks in Asia.
James Diaz
>You know what, I think the opinion of a Mighty Ruler is more trustworthy than what random people in an annonymous imageboard say >LOL UR A DICKRIDER THATS NOT TRUE ok
Isaiah Ross
oooh mighty ruler online rank means so much. did swe say you could post here kid???
Xavier Campbell
>demoted out of blue ranks I'm so fucking bad
Eli Taylor
did you have fun though?
Bentley Martinez
you were playing a dishonest character anyway
Ian Bennett
Mighty Ruler online is like top 50 players in the continent, how does it not mean much. And what does the image even mean, are you suggesting he's cheated his way up there or what. Why is it so hard to admit that the guy is a damn good player and therefore his opinion about the game is much more worthy of consideration than the opinion of Steve main crybabys here.
Brandon Edwards
Most of us have been there. Or you were a bitch like me that just played player matched until you were green level at least.
Bentley Martin
it was fun until I played a 2 bar Lili is shaheen dishonest
Ayden Wilson
Nah shaheen is okay. Honesty is a bad meme anyway.
Josiah Price
higher ranks are filled with bots and cheaters. There was a twitch streamer called CapitanJoshStone who used desync hacks if you want proof. there is a reason that every name you see in the purple ranks are nobodies. Most pros end up resetting their rank after a certain point because they can find more (and better) matches lower. And he's playing in europe so the stiffest competition he's facing is what superakouma or fergus or some shit?? lmao his opinion is meaningless. Talk to me when he actually competes in something against decent players.
Jeremiah Thomas
tissuemon
Asher Bennett
Nah. Arms aren't short enough.
Brayden Nguyen
He took a game out of Blackbeard's Josie with Jin who is not even one of his main characters. And Super Akuma won a few games against JDCR which is more than any of us here will ever do. Except that purple rank Jack player who was lurking here, that guy has to be good.