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anime

for people who want to know the story, someone put a phishing link in the OP called d2g botnet or something and a few retards clicked it and got their steam info stolen.

So be smart kiddos.

Idc my steam account at this point since I only spent 5 dollars on it to get it non-limited
But if I get my paypal and bank accounts drained I might go postal on the phishing guy

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WHERE'S THE GAAAAMMMMMEEEEEE??????????

Guys,
something horrible happened.

My grasshopper pet, Billy, died today ;_;
He was just 7 months old.
May i get some You's for cheering up please? :(

I'm sorry user, I hope (you) will feel better soon.

>150 posts early because some retard was stupid enough to fall for LARPers
I hope the mods ban you.

posting in the non-reddit thread

How to lane against Arc Warden he's too much to deal with i can barely get close to last hit let alone fight him

and now both threads are dead

its not right to have phishing links in op

>Hurr is phishing link because some anons sai-
Oh fuck I clicked it and now my computer is leaking mustard gas! Oh god why didn't I listen???

Why is it these shitty meme pictures always accompany the worst posts?

pull the creep wave
stay close to creeps when he uses his dot on you
treat ghosts like a techie mine that you can't kill.
he's squishy. if you pick a hero with some burst he won't be able to stay in lane either.

they are /v/ users which means they are probably too young for Veeky Forums.

>went to work out since OG started coming back in game 2
>went back an hour and a half later
>still talking

why is the thread so dead

Why so angry, dotards?

>ywn pound Slark's boipussy
Feels bad

>Greetings!
What do

Phantom Lancer.
makes his Q literally useless.

>blue board

Hey gulag so I've been thinking, why not sell 18+ arcana sets? Valve would make mad bank off those sets.

>shitty discord redirect link taken out of OP
>floods thread with furshit

Oh and btw thanks user for warning me about the phishing link. I might have had my password stolen.

>7:30am, so just play unranked since itll probably be hard to get games
>still wait in queue for 45 minutes
>game finally pops
>All kinds of players, from 5 games played to 5k mmr players.
>It's an absolute shitfest
>Ends in about 12 minutes, so I didn't even really get to play


Ive now been in queue again for 1hr 20 minutes. What the actual fuck is going on.

What if when you're much stronger than an opponent you can rape them? It would take longer and disable you, but it would increase their respawn time.

What's your favorite courier d2g? Mine is faceless rex

Blotto and Stick

You got any porn of that? What are you a faggot?

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT
Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

Where did it all go so wrong?

WHEEEEERRREEEEE ISSSSS THE FUCKINGG GAEEEEEMMEMEEEE??????????????????????

Lets say I'm playing chen and I have a satyr. Is there a way to cast the satyr's Q without switching to it?

pie comin off as a huge cunt right now

no

when will they add randoming back, I miss her so much :(

The keybind is tab - q - tab

So my friend quit dota cause he had a kid and gave me all his items:

the only one worth anything was a Drodo with Trail of the amanita in it.

I dont know much about unusual couriers do any of you? can you still get them? The Wiki says you cant even have a Drodo with a trail of the amanita in it?

I guess im just want to know how it all works.

>BREED ME
What did she mean by this?

*pees in ur lane*
Oopsie im sorry user its just that im getting old and cant control myself very well. please dont spank me too hard for thsi

Guys help 3 Peruvians are fighting over mid in my game. See pic related.

Lol

Hello, is this the furry general?

>losing to China at the beginning of the year

This isn't supposed to happen until TI

Now that the contractual throw to keep this meme fest "interesting" is out of the way, how hard will Our Guys destroy the chinamen?

>Fly forced these chinks to play a game seriously whilst OG had fun playing 5 supports
>VG will be mentally drained and OG will run them over in games 2 and 3
based jew thinking.