/palg/ - Paladins General & Bot Smashers

NEW LORE: pastebin.com/rf7f5sQY

NOTE: You will be playing against bots in casual queue until you reach account level 5.

>Official pages
Website: paladins.com/
Forums: forums.paladins.com/
Server status: status.hirezstudios.com/

>FAQ, useful links etc.
pastebin.com/mx4LjKSz

>Patch notes (OB64)
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?63991-Open-Beta-64-Patch-Notes-December-6

>Upcoming Patch (OB65)
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?67154-Open-Beta-65-PC-Patch-Notes-January-4th-2018

>Steam Store
store.steampowered.com/app/444090/

>Paladins Wiki
paladins.gamepedia.com/Paladins_Wiki

>Tutorials made by Hi-Rez (playlist) (may contain outdated info)
youtube.com/watch?v=qvmzT6CSvg8&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNyc6n9nhYujLyniK69nMFrB

>Champion guides made by Hi-Rez (playlist) (may contain outdated info)
youtube.com/watch?v=a8zkWCiKcbM&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNwUxmoNDngInm4DnaanoKS9

>Decks
paladinsdecks.com/

>Account statistics
masterpaladins.com
paladins.guru

>Paladins VIP
paladins.com/vip/

>Reveal Trailer (Moji):
youtube.com/watch?v=Z20SZAvW6EU

>PTS (Play Test Server):
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?13102-Joining-Paladins-PTS-and-Contributing-to-Development-September-27th-2016

>PTS Steam Version:
steam://install/596350

>PTS Bug Reporting (OB64):
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?63988-OB64-PTS-Bug-Thread

>OP Template
pastebin.com/zYHWhTLY

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Pixie is fat as fuck

> & Bot Smashers
lol, smitefaglords on suicide watch
>get 1 code each 2 hours
>keeps everything clean aside from dumb niggers/apes/children begging for more codes
>codes get reposted outside of mixer
>change shit so niggers/apes/children get only shit, not those that enjoy silently
fuck this

bad post

pixie give us a unique pic

The worst part is that you can't even copy+paste the damn thing, you have to do it manually

good post

Remember to smash Drybear's butt!

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>try SMITE
>these atrociously long queue times

so much for that

fpbp

why do you think pixie even posts here

attention whoring

she likes attention, like any other woman

She knows about the pigxie meme and came here dropping lots of codes a few weeks ago.

>Call Strix a throw earlier, they win
>Call Buck a sure win, they lose
So /palg/ which team do you want to win next round?

I remember watching HRX 2017, having good hopes for paladins and getting drenched in crystals
and then the essence struck

trAsh!

I want my sexy boi mutu to win

Then I say Nocturn wins next round.

Hey this time we got fucked before HRX, and they're barely dropping anything! It's a whole new world

But now navi wins

Quit the retarded memes, NaVi are way fucking better, they'll stomp here too.

:^)

t. BRBRBR

HiRez thought it would be good if the game had 12 separate queues.

>sudacas in chat accusing FuzzyLogic of aimbotting

My love for her knows no feasible bounds.
It overflows my heart; it encourages me to every day redouble my efforts to love her even more; it allows me to bring out the purest, most innocent feelings in me.
She is without a doubt the love of my life, and I would not change this for anything in the world.

>1st come, 1st serve for digital loot pack
cmon pigxie

you jinxed it :((

Have you fapped to that pic where her butthole is on full display? I have and it felt good. Would recommend.

>ob65
>only two f2p modes
>one is ranked

>people cheering for the punch
Kek.

PUNCH IT

Post the link to the picture.

>retarded casters don't see that the dread serpent was used to push them off the payload
lmao it didnt get much guys xD, terrible

Can't. Dad's visiting.

Eyyy... My Jinxing powers are amazing.

No I unjinxed it
they were having a hard time till i did :^)

Show it to your dad as well.

Pretty sure they're all at the expo

Seriously it's all smite people. I think my crew are the only faggots here primarily for paladins it's kind of amusing.

>this isn't about skill
>it's about who jinx it better
ggwp

Navi will win this game.

ez 4-2 for NaVi

Nocturn will make it a 3-3

nocturn realises how to beat navi and 4-0s them

Erez will start playing as a 3rd team and will win the game on his own

There is no way NG can lose this look at them roll

Game breaks and then expo combusts!

based big dick Erez
Is there anything he can't do?

only retards think navi will win
ng will rape the dirty commies

BY JOVE

Wow I bet ng turns this around and fucks navi rn

holt is the only one to make it out alive and takes over paladins development

3/3 on ice mines

who would have thought

>me good
>team bad
>lose
world is a fuck.

it needs to be removed already desu

thanks alot faggots you over jinxed it

But 3-3 everytime means it's balanced :^]

no need to thank me

Put something bad in his game. Erez is unable of ever damaging Paladins, it's all an elaborate plan to make his game better

HAHAHAHAH It's still working.

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Bot Smashers looks incredible, you guys are going to play it aren't you?

Don't forget to buy the founders pack!

Natus Vincere will win next game.

/palg/ will win the next game

stop

raynday and prettyhair seem pretty bored desu

I'm a new-ish player, though.

I finally got into game as the only sub-level 30 and my assassin player kept telling me to kill myself.

how many chests would you need to open to max out every champ?

Truly... Latam.

All assassin players are gay. Sub level 30 doesn't mean shit because it takes forever to get to level 30 once you hit level 25.
6 million

Here you go
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Hey, thanks.

do you have any of Moji's butt?

Time for the shitty comeback mechanic to sponsor nocturns win.

YIKES

LATAM BEGONE

Fuck man, I wanted them to win

thanks for jinxing it!

MY BOI MUTU BUILDING FLICK WALLS KEEPING THEM HUEHUES OUT OF TEH FINALAS

When are we going to do /palg/ vs /r/Paladins?

Delete this you bastard.

So what Civil War?

Just according to keikaku.

Go bugzy!

bitey looks like a scuffed version of charles manson

maeve should get a card that increases wall jump height

Go fuck yourself Bugzy!

Chooby and thicc!

>pig

Choobier and thiccer!

Almost threw up in my mouth, spoiler this shit next time

>Those legs
Free them.

Now we know who's getting replaced next year for NG, fuzzy was shit on talus.

You're just jealous that you're not a cute girl like her.

Hawt. Would OBSORB.

Any more Moji lewd/r34 art? I saw the one where she's pulling her skirt

What's wrong? Are you mad that I've spilt as least 3oz of semen to this pic?

Would you clean his gun?

Until he yells HUNKER DOWN, baby.