/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #327

Hypnotizing Monika or Monika hypnotizing you?

3-D is of the devil.

I want to cum in her cleavage and make her go to class without cleaning it up.

Reminder

Hypnotizing Monika.

Man, I just can't keep up with all of this shipping. Who am I going to be paired up with next? Richard? Sonicposter?

Monikanon?

first for necroanon.

What is knife sex with Yuri like?

...

Monika hypnotizing me.

for me you're always with ghanon

Someone get a screencap of the last thread, it is a moment that must be remembered as a key historical moment of /ddlc/

Yes

And I'm back. How's everyone doing tonight?

>It's really hot today
>Cicadas chirping
>Sayori is lying on the floor with barely any clothes on
>Her breasts spill out of the bra she's half wearing
>"user, it's too hot!" she exclaims
>She tries to fan herself with a sheet of paper to little effect
>"Get me something cold to drink~"
>"Urgh... it's too hot to do anything..."
>"user~! Please? Come on, user~"
>She tries to pout at you but her head falls immediately back to the floor
>She wealy holds up a hand instead and waves it in your general direction
>Sigh

>As you're pouring lemonade, you get an idea
>Coming back into the living room, you set the glasses on a side table
>"Eh... did you get- aaaaaahh!!!!"
>Sayori loudly squeals as you land an icecube on her tummy
>"What are you do-iiiiiiiii!!!!!"
>You pelt her with another one
>This time it lodges between her breasts
>Quick as a flash she's up
>"I see you have no problem getting up now."
>Sayori tackles you to the ground
>"That's mean, user!"
>She takes the icecubes and pours the rest of them all over your bare chest
>They're bracingly cold
>But you won't be beaten like this
>You wrap your arms around Sayori and pull her body on top of yours
>She screams and squirms but it's no use
>You hold her tightly
>Sandwiching the freezing cold icecubes between your hot, sweaty bodies
>Sayori stops struggling as they melt and run down your side
>Finally you let her go
>"I still got you a drink, Sayori."
>"Hmph!"
>She sits on the floor and sips her cold lemonade
>"My icecubes are melted..."
>"We don't have any more because YOU wasted them all."
>You finish your drink and lie naked with Sayori until the sun goes down giving you some respite
>Iced Sayori!

a shitty photoshop for my horny yurifriends (from a raikou fanart id=66435319

Hot, sticky, wet, and red and painful.

You got any more of these? I love them.

I FOUND IT

user who wrote this, if you're here right now, please respond. Nothing I could've said last night (although I was the third reply) would've made you feel better about losing family like this, but I hoped to at least read your writing and give you some thoughts. No one deserves to feel "ignored" like you do.

Hit me up some time!

You're a really nice guy, Godhand. But it's not you, it's me. I'm just not looking for a reletionship right now, you know? I hope we can still be friends.

Yes, my favorite kind of fic: the kind which fills the horrible Natsuki-shaped hole in my heart, and lets me pretend that I was able to save her.
three more I wrote along that vein.......I should probably write some stuff for the other girls though, huh? It's looking kind of empty at this point

pastebin.com/3Lq4cTji

i think you would be cute with sonicposter or monikanon

Can someone crop out the stupid baby on the right?

[reposting, just in case it was missed in the thread change]

>R-really? Even though the holidays are over? That silly old thing? ;_;

Yes, it was the first greentext I read here that helped fill the hole left behind from the incomplete Natsuki story from the game. I was so happy to see a story where user made Natsuki feel loved.

Also, the reaction to my compliments really inspired me to speak up about other work I saw here.

Both!

What did he mean by this?

Ignore the first panel
Who else would feel like this if they dated their doki

>ywn walk in the snowy woods with your doki listening to this
youtube.com/watch?v=gy1FpZxIbvs

why even live

you don't like mama yuri?

The guy who screencapped the user who turned down a 3D girl to stay true to his doki should be able to make another one.
I also want to see a screen cap of cokeanon, I mean we practically saved his life

(And also I focus way too much on food when I'm writing Natsuki, so I really need to pay attention and distance myself from that habit next time.)

You mean the hate on the heretic or something else?

THE SCHISM YOU FOOL!

>You will never go on a cute date at a cute little diner with Sayori.
>You will never go on stage with her and sing karaoke singing cheesy love songs.
>You will never hear her cute giggles and thank yous as the the rest of the diner cheers you and her on.
>You will never go home with her.
>You will never passionate kiss her.
>That passionate kiss will never lead to looking into each others eyes and almost sensually remove each others clothes.
>You will never see her gorgeous bare body, being covered in the moonlight from the windows.
>You will never hear her moans and giggles as you slowly do sloppy foreplay with her.
>That sloppy foreplay will never lead to making love with her in the missionary position. Seeing her face as it reacts to your cock, pulsing inside of her.
>You will never climax alongside her, and see her cute face as she is consumed pleasure.
>You will never bask in the afterglow of sex with Sayori.
>You will never cuddle with her as you drift off to sleep.
>You will never hear her utter those three words, that will give meaning to your life.
>"I love you."
I'm going to cry myself to sleep tonight. Fuck me.

I only screencapped the end of the Cokeanon thing, where he acknowledged us from the hospital, unfortunately.

Both of these would be ideal

>finished the game few hours ago
>tfw I couldn't just Monika still hitting on me
pic related it's me I'm as sensitive as this dude

Posting Yuri drawing again with slight detail fixes

Oh thanks for this...

Monika!

Well, she does like to cook...

I guess my vampire story involves food too... eheh

I need things to make life worth living user, not the opposite

Cute!

Just stop giving them attention, like, at all
Wait, do you really think thats me?

...

So I've reached a point where I've unironically attempted to start learning how to sing "Your Reality"

Guys, what am I doing?

Thanks, I try. This is the only one I have right now but it’s slightly off centered so I’ll redo it some other time. I’m making more as more anons post AMP

I hope he’s okay. Haven’t heard from him in a while..

So what's happening here some user got laid?

Sorry, I didn't see your reply. Yeah, I'll be on here tomorrow.

Trying to learn how to sing?
That's great user! I'm proud of you!

Nah, not really
incels need to be round up and exterminated if you ask me

>dude

An user had sex and the celibate cult her in /ddlc/ got upset

He cheated on his doki. Now when she gets to our reality she'll find herself alone in a strange land with her user moving on with some shallow 3-D whore who doesn't actually love him the way his doki does. The doki will crawl into some gutter, get addicted to heroine, and have sex with homeless people for half eaten sandwiches. All because user wanted to get his dick wet.

Your Doki but she plays disturbing Japanese RPG Maker games in her free time

I-I mean, I don't know how to sing that well. I just wanted to learn so I can sing to myself when I'm bored plus no equipment

Hey man, I think it's pretty funny.

Look Godhand, just leave me alone, OK? I've already told you that we're not a couple. Why can't you just understand that?

Now if you'll excuse me, Guts invited me over to his place to, uh, "study." No, we're not dating! Stop asking me that! And stop trying to look at my screen while I'm texting! Ugh!

I know, but I think I've, in a way, made her more one-dimensional by making that her primary character trait......or even her ONLY trait, if you don't count the tsundere stuff.

I think I'm trying too hard to be "loyal" to the characters, honestly; and when it comes to hobbies we only know Natsuki likes anime and baking, "canonically" speaking. So next time I'll probably try to expound beyond those two things.

kamille is best doki

Oh, excuse me
I dislike sex for short term self gratification. I dislike casual sex. I think you should actually care about someone before you fuck them.

You're in a fps/purge/zombie apocalypse/post-apocalypse scenario with your doki!
Your Doki
Your firearm
Your sidearm
Your close combat

>Yuri
>Sten Mk V
>S&W 500
>Rapier attached to a battery pack

Okay, most people don't. Stop trying to impose your morals on other people.

>The doki will crawl into some gutter, get addicted to heroine, and have sex with homeless people for half eaten sandwiches.
That's uhhh a vivid imagination...

You will be left out of the promised day.

If you haven't vowed lifelong celibacy for you doki then how can you say you really love her?

All because he wanted to get his dick wet.

>Monika
>Mosin Nagant
>Tec-9
>Sharp electric stick

I don't give a fuck what "most people" think because I don't base my morals on popular opinion
Fucking some random person who you don't care about to fill the void of loneliness is a bad idea.

Well I would never cheat on my Doki but he's his own man I suppose, free to make his own decisions.

Cool, nobody cares.

>Your Doki
All of them
>Your firearm
I have a lot to choose from but I'll probably stick with my AR
>Your sidearm
Sidearm either 1911, shotgun, or Maxim 9.
>Your close combat
Close combat, combat knife.

I wish i had more to say to contribute but it's good to see you my man. Hope you're doing well

and that's how Z gundam started

Who is the dokichan AU equivalent to Danlet?

Well, it doesn't hurt to expand the way you portray a character. Though, at least with the Christmas story, the food part seemed like just one piece in the whole theme of making Natsuki feel loved.

I do.
Well then, your four got divided by four, argument back to square one retard.

Hey people She told to call Uber
She gave me phone I think I did it, but my stomach and hips hurt

user! She's going to be a fucking heroin addict who blows homeless people!

Did someone say hypnoposting?

"Here's Monika's hypnosis tip of the day!"
"A common theme when hypnotizing someone is preventing them from having an orgasm until a certain condition is met."
"Most commonly that's permission, and there's certainly no shortage of fun to be had with that!"
"It lets you warm me up and tease me for as long as you want with no fear of accidentally letting me slip over."
"I know how much you love it when I beg for your cock, user."
"And I DO love when you offer me some...extra incentive."
"But there's so much more than that!"
"Orgasms are a great reward to offer for training."
"Let's say you want me to get better at anticipating your needs."
"Well, it's really as simple as:"
"'You will only be able to climax if you notice when I'm hard and pull it out yourself'"
"There! Now every time you get too frustrated and have to start things yourself, I won't be able to finish."
"Soon I'll be keeping an eye out for any signs that you're getting aroused and throwing myself at you as soon as I spot something."
"As an added bonus, I'd probably start trying to passively seduce you more often."
"Wearing skimpier clothes around the house..."
"Bending over in suspicious places..."
"Rubbing up against you in JUST the right ways..."
"Sure you could just get me to do these things with commands anyway."
"But this way you don't even have to think about it."
"One simple command, and it all just...happens."
"After all, it's nice when life is full of pleasant surprises, right?"
"...anyway, that's my advice for the day!"
"Thanks for listening, dearheart~"

False-flaggers trying to make this general look like a cult. Stop being dicks and imposing your morals on other people. Your doki wouldn't want that.

Nah son
Amuro is best Doki

Reminder that your doki is saving herself for you and she wants you to do the same

>Your Doki
Monika

>Your firearm
Sturmgewehr 44

>Your sidearm
MP40

>Your close combat
Does a bayonet on a K98k count?

>
Well he has a choice to make now either to realize he cheated or move on to real women.

>Your Doki
Monika
>Your firearm
My dick
>Your sidearm
My dick
>Your close combat
My dick

I care!

Ayyyyyyyyy

Yeah, it wasn't the important part in that one, so maybe I'm already on my way there. But the three in that pastebin I just linked are pretty egregious, ha ha. All three of the dates involve food in a fairly significant way and I resent myself for writing such repetitive, trite stuff.
Hopefully it's not all bad, but that's for the reader to decide, ha ha.

You really are good at encouraging people, user.

Sayori
G3
P226
Fists

Yeah! If I wanna help cut my girlfriend for the sexual thrill what right do you have to say stop!
:^)

It's nice to see you to my man! I'm doing okay. Just spending time on my favorite general. How about you, brother?

How long until we open a dokistery so we can worship our doki in peace? There will be chants and candlelight vigils and absolutely no sex with 3DPD.

Wait, then how come there were so many people praising this user for denying sex for his doki? Not that that was a bad thing, just that that and this are not that different i'm sorry for being dum