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>Official pages
Website: paladins.com/
Forums: forums.paladins.com/
Server status: status.hirezstudios.com/

>FAQ, useful links etc.
pastebin.com/mx4LjKSz

>Patch notes (OB64)
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?63991-Open-Beta-64-Patch-Notes-December-6

>Upcoming Patch (OB65)
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?67154-Open-Beta-65-PC-Patch-Notes-January-4th-2018

>Steam Store
store.steampowered.com/app/444090/

>Paladins Wiki
paladins.gamepedia.com/Paladins_Wiki

>Tutorials made by Hi-Rez (playlist) (may contain outdated info)
youtube.com/watch?v=qvmzT6CSvg8&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNyc6n9nhYujLyniK69nMFrB

>Champion guides made by Hi-Rez (playlist) (may contain outdated info)
youtube.com/watch?v=a8zkWCiKcbM&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNwUxmoNDngInm4DnaanoKS9

>Decks
paladinsdecks.com/

>Account statistics
masterpaladins.com
paladins.guru

>Paladins VIP
paladins.com/vip/

>Reveal Trailer (Moji):
youtube.com/watch?v=Z20SZAvW6EU

>PTS (Play Test Server):
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?13102-Joining-Paladins-PTS-and-Contributing-to-Development-September-27th-2016

>PTS Steam Version:
steam://install/596350

>PTS Bug Reporting (OB64):
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?63988-OB64-PTS-Bug-Thread

>lore shit
pastebin.com/rf7f5sQY
youtube.com/watch?v=TrztEF5HmAs

>OP Template
pastebin.com/zYHWhTLY

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not LORE edition
you fucked up

It's just victims of One thousand hand guild sticking together.

Pixie is still a fat fuck and you people that find her attractive must have some pig fetish

TEAM RIVAL LETS GO

>not loss.jpg edition

nth for GLORY TO THE MAGISTRATE

>Pixie is still a fat fuck and you people that find her attractive must have some pig fetish

>he doesn't want to hook pigxie by the nose with his fingers and pull back as he rides her from behind after shaming her and covering her in dirt and mud

I bet you have some pleb fetish.

finna nut

Ying loves Sha Lin and only him!

I actually do, public dry-humping, wish I had a more weird fetish, user

>Mastermind tier
Grover players
Inara players

>Eisten tier
Grohk players
Torvald players
Talus players
Buck players

>Rick and Morty fan tier
Lex players
Fernando players
Ruckus players
Kinessa players
Drogoz players
Mal'Damba players

>Smart tier
Willo players
Evie players
Strix players
Zhin players
Pip players
Skye players

>Average Joe tier
Viktor players
Makoa players
Bomb King players
Sha Lin players
Tyra players
Cassie players

>Brainlet tier
Terminus players
Vivian players
Barik players
Androxus players
Ash players
Lian players
Seris players

>Turbo brainlet tier
Ying players
Maeve players

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yingposter on the right

IM GONNA SHITPOST AT YOU!

so what did you get from twitch and chests?
I've gotten 7x15 crystals and a radiant chest so far

since he is an legit cuckold, he can only be the horse, then.

APDC3010708571222
smite divine

APDC3010708571222 - Divine Chest - Smite

You have a good fetish. I take back what I said.

2 x 15 crystals
1 x radiant chest
1 x Viking Helmet for Kinessa, whcih I already owned

That's what I'd hope for. Would be more interesting to see.

A few crystals, didn't really keep track.

Guys, do you see what I see?

toira looks like one of those vampires from skyrim?

>Yingposter was Sha Lin in disguise all this time
I guess our eyes failed us

>red Kali
Guess I have to learn how to play her now.

Hitler?

a future skin for Tyra?

2016 Anubis, which as far as I can tell is just a recolor.

3x15 crystals
Ash Ronin set

I already had the Ronin set.

>can't even fucking login into the game to enter the code
nice codes lowrez

lack of Balloons?

7x15
4 radiants

from Twitch drops
165 Crystals (x11 - 15)
5 Radiant Chests
Biz-King
Eclipse Jenos
Viking Helmet

She's fun. Shred backline and leap out.

why are you so damn lucky

left it 24/7 pretty much straight from the start

150 crystals

I guess you guys actively want to see me upset or something with all the lies you keep coming up with. It's funny to you, you get your laughs doing it.
Well, it does not matter. What matters is that I truly do love her more than anyone in this world ever could. My heart is eternally devoted to her, and nothing you say will ever change this.

Real thread

Whoever designed Smites UI needs to be shot

HOLY SHIT ICE ICE BABY THE BALLS

Bellonna SPL
Nu WA empress
Nox AP
Almost all MVP pose in gold chest for Paladins
H.A.W.K. Skin
Gold and crystal

>201087634
>I'm hoping they actually make it canon that neither side is really good, but I get the feeling the Paladins are the obvious designated good guys who aren't up to anything shady.
They literally prove Karne's point by having Evie among their ranks.

Butt Smashers!

codigo

4*15 crystals and Viking Kinessa

>meanwhile Paladins UI

bait

>Ying and Sha lin bonding over being sex slaves
Cute, Ying and Maeve bonding when low-rez?

Did they announce which Andro skin won the vote?

nope

Everyone did the same, you are just lucky. I got like x6 15 crystals and some RC. Though I own pretty much every skin they were giving away except biz king so I don't know if I got anything.

It's probably gay kangz or Dragon knight.

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>Give out promo code
>don't let anyone log in

kekkles

Can't wait for Resistance to blow themselves up by giving crystals to any shady fuck that appears.
Inb4 Valera just wants to keep crystals to herself and is just jealous of Magistrate, because she got kicked out for being a mere warrior all these years ago.

>go to reddit
>every post about lore is literally about MUH MAGISTRATE EZ EVUL, PALADINS GOOD! SMASH EVUL!!1
>every post that tries to make sense is getting downvoted

>meanwhile, the cunts from Veeky Forums quickly came to the conclusion that neither side is good and all did some dumb shit

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Whatever happens, I just hope they won't kick Laizy out of NiP. He just needs to learn to control the spaghetti in his pockets, so it won't spill every time he gets stressed,

youtube.com/watch?v=hfORh9cFDU8

comfy as fuck

I wonder if this is Lian's bodyguard.

he looks like a proper patriarch, not just an astartes.

so now that Paladins part is over for today and the paladins channel is streaming their Smitegame now, does one still get free crystal rewards for watching the stream?

Will Juju still deliver Radiant Chest Codes or is it all ogre?

>I support Maeve and friends

do you mean primarch? is he one of the lost?

>open radiant chest
>duplicate weapon
>says I got gold for it
>I did not get gold for it

thanks

Can you guys tell me what happened with cards unbound and everything after OB64

lore kinda makes me want to come back

What Friends, lol

dont
youtube.com/watch?v=esVvWctfTPg

So, he has a pistol and clockwerk's hook? Also some WoW tier shoulder plates and helm. Could be okay.

My dick and tongue, senpai

no more codes and rewards right?

The Lore is boring, they could have gone with something funny or stupid that's interesting, instead they went with the most generic "This guys did this so this guys want to stop them"
I mean, lore is lore but if I wanted something serious I would have gotten immersed in Overwatch's lore!

game got split into 2
Unbound is basically arcade version, where some champions shine (Edgelord) while others dont realy gain that much from it (Maeve, BK)

Bound is fair game for everyone but the cards will be so weak, it hardly makes a difference.

yes , how embarrassing. he has the Sanguinius vibe.

Any word on if Hirez is gonna release more Paladins codes?

that actually made me reinstall
so...thanks?

has pixie posted any nudes?

>Last year
>Get over 1700 crystals, 1300 gems, and dozens of chests in smite and paladins
>This year
>Only 75 crystals from twitch, plus the rares and mvp poses I got from the mixer codes
lmao they ruined the drops

i thought at first that he looked like a khorne berserker

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>Obvious 40K gear
>Calls it wow gear

will most likly happen in OB68 or so. its still very alpha

I reinstalled partially for that too. I want to see the trainwreck

imagine being this braindead lol

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!
MOOOOODS!!!!

Well to be fair that is exactly what Blizzard ripped off

Yeah she did, user
>pic related, her nudes

wondering the same

>dead game

wow pixie looks like THAT

I don't mind the setting having some serious and dark aspects if they mix it well with lighthearted comedy.

Gold chest code was just dropped in mixer

>they ruined the game
ftfy

w r o n g

qt

Imagine being JuJu in that community manager meeting and having to be all like "damn, Pixie

which AI mode is the mode where I can complete my daily quests in?