Dota 2 general /d2g/

THE CHAD EL PRESIDENTE

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
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>STATISTICS
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>NEWS & STREAMS
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First for discord

2nd for no matter who wins, america always lose

SECRET WILL NEVER _______

tell me about fuTA

be American

pick sharteezy back

disgusting effeminate excuse for a man

win a TI

purge, fat faggot with weird smile and benis sniffer. why can't valve just kill these faggots or at least hire some people?

...

not make a comeback

>being this mad at fashion

...

CAN
THEY
FUCKING
START
THE
GAME
ALREADY

hello zyori worn any tights lately?

be bad again

you know your event sucks when shane was more memorable than anyone on the panel right now

why do you miss seeing his ass in them?

Oh god why did he even do that, it's like he wanted people to bully him.

okay seriously why the fuck are they taking so long between games
WITHIN THE SAME SERIES

the players were eating you fucking autist

PICK
MEEPO

quick what are the best heroes in each respective role right now to gain mmr with.

mine would be something like

1. jug/tb/luna
2. sf
3. tide/doom
4. pudge/rhasta/mirana
5. rhasta

how come speedrunning has so many trannies but dota 2 doesn't have any?

>VG first banning nyx every time he's in the pool
They really hate Puppey, right?

Perhaps soon when eg dies and Puppey take some NA player for his NA Secret version

>american video games scene is composed of either swj soybos or fat gamergate neckbeards
Yikes!

Are halberds useless?
>can't use it on a hero with bkb or manta
>or any illusion hero
>throwing it on someone like a storm or qop is useless
>waiting too much can result in their carry killing 2-3 heroes

>pepe memes are banned from GDQ because of Forsen
what did Forsen do? I know there are Forsen subs in this thread

because dota isnt a safespace game literally every west developer has turned into?

fng, hao, that starcraft tranny that got to like 5k, not comfired but kelly

But devs aren't involved with the speedrunning community, right?

1. CK, PL Monkey
2. Tinker, Sniper
3. Brew, Tide, Omni
4. Tusk, Pudge
5. Rhasta, Bonus mango

because having someone who is suicidal on the team makes things fall to shit really fast

They are fucking retarded now they even closed the plebs out. A charity event with exclusive chat population. Huge scandal when the main charity sponsors finding that out.

>team secret logo on an american flag background
???

Why does secret have a murican flag behind them?

person who speedruns probably thinks it's a legit idea to switch genders aswell

>can't use it on a hero with bkb or manta
wut

desperate ameriburgers

puppey getting outdrafted again, AAs gonna be dying a lot, can Secret pull a memeback a third time??

HELLO YOU'RE FORGETTING A TI WINNER

honorary American teams, this is West vs East match

Secret is the pride of America.

what is EG then?

dota is not forgiving to new players, at all
do you think a fragile snowflake would want to experience anything inconvenient in their lives?
besides dota (or icefrog for that matter) is not appealing to social justice shit and not pandering to weeb waifu shit at all

the shame of america

i would

A
FUCKING
STOVE

Hilarious how he looks 100 times better than most trannies I've seen in the FGC and AGDQ.

And with minimal effort.

yes i'd tap that

>meepo
what is poopey doing?

MEEPO HAS BEEN PICKED

M A P P O

do not doubt the king of estonia

GEOMANCER

wearing girl's clothes doesn't make you a tranny OK??!?

...

>he doesn't know

oh totally forgot about some of the obvious ones, like tinker and monkey safelane.

tinker is easily my most hated hero currently

MEEP'D
>MEEP'D
MEEP'D
>MEEP'D
MEEP'D
>MEEP'D
MEEP'D
>MEEP'D
MEEP'D
>MEEP'D

Ace is a God on it

thats not the "how do i counter a stove" one

they'll change it back to the EU flag once Secret loses

ITS HABBERNING

she's a girl with no male genitalia

>Meepo AA
this is gonna get ugly

whoops forgot we were in the new thread

Can the audience see the clones?

any new material from kleo?
i'm in "the" mood

FUCKING RETARD
YOU SHOULD NEVER PICK THIS HERO
CAUSE MEEPO IN YOUR TEAM
ALWAYS MEANS A USELESS HERO
HE IS HERE
HE IS ASSHOLE
HE IS RUINING EVERY GAME
PICKING THIS HERO...
THATS...
SO LAME!

the dota 2 community are unironically normal, well adjusted people in comparison to the speedrunning community

>well adjusted people
>in comparison to the speedrunning community
Which one isn't?

LAN M

oh dear
it's over
chinks unbelievably tilted

>speedrunning community
Bunch of attention whores seeking a petty validation from complete strangers in the internet. It is a wonder it isn't worse than it already is.

furries i guess, but they aren't really "people"

>Bunch of attention whores seeking a petty validation from complete strangers in the internet
so /d2g/?

>leave during game 4 because it was clearly over in VG favor
>come back, it's game 5.

How, exactly, did VG manage to lose that one?

Fair point.

you don't even know the fucking lyrics mr. mongol

what kind of slavshit dota is this

shitone with another shitty game
yay

I hate shitrekt

Why are you all still wasting your time and your lives posting in these threads and playing / watching this shit game?
It's 2018 already, isn't it time you moved on?

Honest questions here.

Out-fucking-played.

calling it now, vg will memeback and win game 5

Sick plays by secret and VG getting caught out like 4 times in crucial moments.

lmao I came back today

why don't you? :^)

>it's an ace puts and fata put shitone on their back episode

welcome back, don't reply to copypasta

What are you doing in /d2g?
finish your loli masturbation session will ya?

post that kuro image
also, i'm watching agdq to laugh at trannies and sometimes just saying random player's names in the thread.

That will be pretty poetic.

Get out.

FFS yapzor, get a goddamn point in icepath.

>it's another everyone but ace and puppey are playing like it's their first game of dota episode

It's 2018, get a life already. Haven't you realized that this game is still a mess of code hammered into itself and build upon a complete mesh of instable versions. Every patch that comes out breaks more shit than actually fixes it and every time now since 2014 there has been a 3-4 Hero FOTM trend that keeps cycling to make the game more casual friendly.

Valvo knows for a fact that they can leave the game for broken and dead for months on in that despite all crying, it will still be steam's #2 most played game, since the community is filled with literally shit eater shitlords.

They give zero response, they give zero shits about balance, zero shits about support, zero shits about actual improvement, zero shits about new content and zero shits about anything that isn't jewing kids out of their parent's credit cards.

This is why they can push eccentric and useless, despite really "cool", stuff into the market like the Steam VR, that probably costed both an unimaginable amount of money to produce that still even raw content, and the resources that a company like Valvo would probably never have unless they hadn't jewed over 60 million big ones with DOTA 2 tournaments.

Now just think if all the money that went into the whole VR shit had went allocated into fixing and improving DOTA 2. What kind of game would we have right now?

But instead, we have this, broken, mashed, hammered piece of shit, because yeah, no matter what, YOU SHITSTAINS WILL KEEP EATING VALVO'S SHIT BY THE SPOON AND LOVE IT.

Fucking end your sad existence, seriously.

>its the old get 10000 years ahead on axe and then throw it all away by doing nothing for 5-10 minutes meme