Childhood is idolizing Catholicism. Adulthood is realizing Protestantism makes more sense

Childhood is idolizing /a/. Adulthood is realizing /jp/ makes more sense

Adulthood is realizing god is real but religions are scams.
t. Deist

Childhood is idolizing /g/. Adulthood is realizing Veeky Forums makes more sense

Childhood is idolizing Abrahamic religions

Adulthood is realizing Zoroastrianism is their fountain and source.*

*actually just one of them, but a very important one

What if I'm a brainlet tho

>being a gnostic
No.

Childhood is idolizing Nazi Reich. Adulthood is realizing German Empire makes more sense

Childhood is idolizing Catholicism. Adulthood is realizing that there was still another prophet.

Hail Ahora Pasta brudda :DDDD

wut

this.

lol

Childhood is idolizing Rommel. Adulthood is realizing Manstein makes more sense

The original super saiyan

OH MY FUCKING GOD. THIS MAKE SENSE.

>when scholars are now doubting it

try harder

undeniable proof we've been visited by aliens

>Jesus is the founder of the church
>The bible wasn't written by Jesus
>Sola scripta makes more sense somehow despite Jesus legacy being a united church
Protestantism is dumb.

Childhood is idolizing the Byzantines. Adulthood is realizing the Ottoman Empire did nothing wrong.

Which ones? In what way?

This

>Protestantism is dumb.
Its smarter than you think, people have an absurd understanding of ancient history and record keeping and mistake political dominance for consensus and truth.

Just take a look at all the trouble Paul had with the Roman church in his own lifetime let alone centuries

X 10

Childhood is idolizing Ottoman Empire. Adulthood is realizing Islamic State makes more sense.

>be Protestant
>worship the writings of a manic depressive monk
>religion based around "muh feels"
>""""""""this"""""""

PROTESTANTS HAD MORE WITCH BURNINGS REEEE

Protestants always more efficient.

So why couldn't fat Henery give birth to a male?

And maturity is realising Islam is the final answer.

>persian manuscript
>looks east asian

Explain.

>Islam
Mormon tier relgion that makes even less sense as Mohamed contradicted himself all the time as he just wa ted to rape little girls

Persian art was heavily influenced by East Asian art, I believe it was brought by the Mongols

...fuck

>Allah, head Tch'Allah

This

i dont think its that their theology is necessarily worse, its just that they embellish it with inordinate amounts of shitposting and just ignore the fact they contradict their own doctrines. i think catholicism is okay if you dont overly associate with the hierarchical aspects of the church and dont think the priests are god.

Really?
You actually believe that nonsense?
I have a hard time imagining someone smart enough to browse the web as being capable of such foolishness.

he did

Then you realize the Orthodox church is the one True Vassal of God