/owg/ - Overwatch General: This is what happens when no one makes a thread edition

>Mercy - Valkyrie gutted
>Junkrat - broken by crying golds

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I want to bully Pharah until she cries!

Here comes T.Racer!

Are Leafs even capable of feeling bullied?

I was about to make a new thread too. At least this one isn't the usual mercy/dva circlejerk yet

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It amazes me how few Sym lewds exist compared to other heroes, considering she's the one that shows the most skin, on par with widow.

shes ugly

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I'm just saying what Jeff has told us. There is a "Ray".

This is a good example, however, about their incompetense. Is the Orca a singular craft, or a class type? And if "Ray" is the pilot, why is Tracer name on it too? Etc. So many questions, and they aren't bothering to give us answers.

I LOVE her and I NEED her

>I'm just saying what Jeff has told us.
He's the worst person to take any lore tidbit from. Half the time he doesn't know what he's saying then Chu has to clean up his mess.

She's a literal autistic poo wizard

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>ship is filled with pachimaris and photos of tracers friends (including a pic of her and winston)
>tracers name on the side
>the ship belongs to someone else btw
Sounds like somth blizz would do desu

Why can't anyone but Junkrat kill a bastion? I swear to god, all my losses today have bbeen tp bastion mowing down my team who is deathly afraid of him, but of course no one picks his counters,BECAUSE WE NEED MORE DPS

Hnnnng, ahhhh... good morning /owg/!

Ray is probably the AI we hear when we enter the cockpit, she doesn't sound like athena

Because you're still playing in silver.

>QUICK, SAY A DOOMFIST LINE!

"METEOOR STRAWKE"

We wuz kangs n shiet

"TOK TOO DA FEAST"

good morning, mei

DA FEET MAKE ME STRONGAH

the pain, bros

>something something pajet something something poo something something autistic
Tired, regurgitated memes aside she just isn't a popular hero unfortunately. Which sucks because Sym and her VA Anjali are my absolute favorites.

AI HAVUNT EEVIN STAHTID

AND DEY SEY

AND DEY SEY

AND DEY SEY

AND DEY SEY, CHIVALRY IS DED

How the fuck are both teams so shit at defending?

MUCH BETTAH

WRRRRRRR
HERUREGGGHH
RAAAAAAAAAAGH

F
Ha, good one, haven't heard that one before!
I'm 3347 SR and I keep getting high plats/low diamonds that fuck it up for me by letting this glorified blastoise run them over, not caring about team composition, but the second I pick Bastion/Junk/Pharah
>BRO WTF WE NEED HEALS, THROWING

drown in shit, mei

It's because everytime she comes up here, everyone's obsession with poo comes back to them

It's not memes, look at her, she's ugly as fuck even in indian standards. It doesn't help her country is #1 in street defecation because they're scared of some witch in the potty.

ugly shitskin

When pajeets do literally anything for anyone besides shitting in the street and overpopulating their country maybe they'll be known for more than that

AHM HAVIN A GUUHD DHAY!

>nigger
>poo in loo
>shit in-game
>huge nose
>manjaw
>autist

Hey fuck face, they are also known for shoddy tech support

He posted mei, not symmetra.

>Symm is the worst waifu in the game
>Symm is also the worst hero in the game who is completely hard countered by Winston and now even more so Moira

pottery

The thing is that artists wouldn't even need to exaggerate her proportion to make her sexy (like giving Mei big tiddies despite her ingame model being basically flat) because those thighs are ingame.

I don't care much about the personality or lore of the characters that interest my dick, but that's just me apparently.

Pretty much this. God forbid anyone says one bad thing about their waifu or else their actual autism will flare up

Then here have a currynigger

Aiming is symmetra hard counter. She can't outdps any hero in the game, even moira will kill her faster.

Damn, this isn't even Symmetra anymore

>like giving Mei big tiddies despite her ingame model being basically flat

POST MORE SYM

What the fuck is this?

I want Mei to bounce her heaving breasts off my face

>Waits patiently for the Meifags to spring into action on the defense*

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>calls character with huge tits flat
>thinks only meifags would correct him when there's official art that proves him wrong.

I'd be her loo

Theyre B cups at best

user that shit hurts, some real oppai is enough to break your nose.

Post your favourite /owg/ meme

>To believe it took the shitty "Rise and Shine" short to start this never-ending shit

An A.I. pilot? Perhaps. But the voiceover is definitely Athena in the cockpit.

>The shitty drawing of Moira showing Mercy how hard she can pee.jpg

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My favorite meme.

Will it ever come back?

Same

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The best OC to ever come out of /owg/

>dva will never trample my face and testicles

Eh, it depends on the angle, but we all know Blizzard has problems with thing called consistency.

Boy was this meme so wrong Months ago

>with this thing*
fug

Im willing to agree with that. Blizz can never get their shit straight

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They sure stuck to their guns about the whole "fat" thing

Dr. Junkenstein deserved better!

I love any of the shitty mspaint memes. That, edgelord Reaper, and racist Zarya are in my top 3

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I'd love to caress those thighs

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HAHA GUYS MERCY MAINS ALL GOING TO FALL DOWN TO SILVER HAHAHAHA

>becomes must pick

jesus i love her.

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>First game of the day
>Junkertown
What did I do to deserve this pain?

Anymore Calvin and Hobbes edits?

this is really cute wtf

>good tracking on soldier
>shut down almost every tire
feels fucking good

>tfw Soldier is by far my best DPS but find him kinda boring to play

Is it just me or does the second to last picture have a sorta Charlie Brown-esque style to it?

Patch today?

next week

>tfw genji is my best DPS but find him really boring to play

Genji = raiden
Widow = mistral
Rein = sundowner
Hanzo = Sam
Bastion x Orisa = Metal gear
Doomfist = senator armstrong

>overwatch has unique characters
>proceeds to rip off multiple metal gear rising backstories and looks

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>this is your mind on Kojima
Not even once

How can one girl be so small?

>have to take a break after 1 game cause this game is so fucking boring in solo q
Am I getting old?

I wanna fuck Pharah