League of Legends General /lolg/

Why does it seem like sometimes I have to press the ability key 30 times before it actually goes off? Is that why most streamers keep mashing their keyboards like madmen while playing?

If Riot does not fox their repeated voice line problem for Swain all we are going to hear is

>IM FIVE STEPS AHEAD OF YOU
>LEAVE THE SURVIORS TO THEIR OFFICERS
>IM FIVE STEPS AHEAD OF YOU
>LEAVE THE SURVIORS TO THEIR OFFICERS
>IM FIVE STEPS AHEAD OF YOU
>LEAVE THE SURVIORS TO THEIR OFFICERS
>IM FIVE STEPS AHEAD OF YOU
>LEAVE THE SURVIORS TO THEIR OFFICERS

Despite him having 200+ voice lines

It's called CC.

>Xayah has like 15 minutes of VO work.
Has literally ONE (1) ult line
>Not even filler grunts and shouts
>You hear the exact same thing every time you ult
Riot QUALITY.

Why do people spam ping enemy missing when someone does an outplay or get multiple kills?

>TFW no irl sona gf

That's a white Illaoi.

>You hear the exact same thing every time you ult

this is actually balance related.

A character screaming something when they use an ability is a form of audio counterplay.

theres a reason GP yells BARREL all the time . Its so the enemy can react and have a chance.

That isn't a man user

Girls with fur down there are best

fat

>kill the body, build the body, free the body
>kill the body, build the body, free the body
>kill the body, build the body, free the body
>kill the body, build the body, free the body
>kill the body, build the body, free the body

WHEN IS THIS GETTING REMOVED? HOLY SHIT BAN ANYTHING RETARD

t. ban cuck

>MORE POWDER
just one more wouldnt hurt
hell anivia has more SKEEYAAAAs for her ult

GP has multiple very distinct quotes with a recognizable sound effect for both barrels and ult.
Same with Sion and Kled.
I understand that they want her ult to be easily recognizable by audio queue for balance reasons but there's no reason for to have literally only one voice line when plenty of other champs have had similar balance points with multiple.

Only shitters ban.

This, eating out a girl with a fuzzy is the best.
>tfw pube get's stuck between your teeth
>That extra musky smell
>Pubes tickling your nose as you're diving inside
It's so much more fun.

What League girls are hairy down there?

>see this
what do?

Best couple

...

late xth for looking EXACTLY like Sona!
climbing through Plat is way too hard

Why does Sona have such a super massive fat ass?

gotta get those black men interested.

realize you're playing with based australians

What kind of porn do girls like?

I'm talking hardcore porn, none of that fapfic bullshit.

>get yasuo adc
>go morde support
>tells me not to take ignite
>in game
>hes bitching at everyone already
>not even 7 minutes in and hes 0/3
>fast forward
>lose match
>yasuo is 1/14
>his only kill was a killsteal from me
>i ended 16/9
>instant feedback
feels good

BBC

Why would you want to be so fat?

Sona is fat because she doesn't get any exercise.
She literally floats around without moving a muscle.
Fat, lazy, whore.

Big Balkan Cock? That's only for Vladfag.

Girls are pure they don't watch porn.

I may or may not eventually clean it up.

Next patch when? i need smug ashe to make fun of my peepee

They watch more porn than guys because they can shlick more. You ever been to a girl's room? Smells like pussy ALL THE TIME.

SWAIN WHEN RIOT? HOLY SHIT I WANT IT

>only a few hours until Tyler streams league of legos again

She's not fat! She's soft!

I don't get why people like playing top so much. You're literally a sitting duck waiting to get killed and it's arguably the least impactful role in the game.

Depends on the girl. I've seen girls that are weirded out by anything not strictly vanilla and I've seen ones that regularly get off to self-inserting into tentacle stuff.

Better question is what would the League girls like?

You can carry from top.

heres a (You) for your below average bait

New years teaser today, so some other day probably

>t. toplaners carried by their jungler

>Implying you ever finish anything you start you living, breathing failure.

Not him, but yes, I actually have a girlfriend, I don't sneak into girls dorm rooms to steal their panties. Not anymore at lest.
Girls rooms smell like pussy a lot because cunts smell more. That's literally all. A cunt is a hole so the sweat and juices stick mostly inside and stick up the place. It doesn't happen if the girls showers once a day.
Uncut dicks smell equally as much without a daily shower.

Sona is a spoiled fatty
She doesn't have to walk because she floats
She's from a rich family so she doesn't have to work
She has a small army of servants to provide her with all the food she wants
And to top it all off, because of her genetics it seems that the more she eats she only gets hotter so she doesn't even have to try to stay thin

what if they reduce all CDs on tanks CC abilities but remove/reduce magic damage and scaling

>junglers
>carrying anything
Thanks for giving my lane double buffs, twice.

play yorick support so i can be 100% sure if the adc feeds its on them
all while nasus gets his stacks

Projecting much?

Do people do the Relic Shield meme on Jhin?

Any day now!

how much fucking days off are riot employees going to take

swain is shit
end of story

Does using magic expend calories?

it's not a meme if it works

In some fictions it does.

I want Sona to leash me, keep me on all fours and ride me like an animal so that she doesn't even have to float.
Imagine having to carry those 200 pounds of ass and boobs on your back.

I bet she doesn't even take showers. I bet she has a personal slave that licks her whole body clean while she just sits on her fat ass.

> No lunar Taliyah skin
GG rito. Unless she "The immovable titan"

the true Jhin meme is Doran's Ring

>riot spending resources on a champion that doesn't generate money
wew

I'm holding out for Star Guardian Taliyah. You know it's happening, and you know it's going to be amazing.

Never been a fan of that one

Shit characters don't get skins.

Who do they even have left for Star Guardians? They've used most of their big money maker girls for it already

agreed. It's garbage, but for some reason, everyone does it just because everyone else is doing it.

Anyone on NA want to play?

they still have some pretty boys I guess

>zoe support bot
>my support immediately dc's

I dont think Illaoi giving more money than Taliyah. At least she was played on pro scene
I think she just getting Samsung skin this year, hehe. Thanks Crown

Tahm is the immovable titan, you dingus.

For real though, where are my tahm skins you mongrels.

imovable titan is nasus

yes, that cuck with 10 or more skins

Lulu is the cutest! THE CUTEST!

comfy bfs~

Next Star Guardians:
>Zoe, Sona, Ashe, Taliyah, Taric

> the vicious beast
is Renekton
and
> I—the light of the new year
is lux

>Taliyah for mid
>Annie """""support""""""
>Irelia top
>Kindred ADC
Who could the Jungler be? Star Guardian Nunu could work even if he's blacklisted for skins he's getting a rework soon. I'm trying to think of champions with a "partner" that could be turned into their SG familiar

Does it count as smurfing if you're just doing it to practice different champions?

Sona will never make you hold up her giant breasts to take the pressure off her back since her tits got too fat and broke her last and biggest custom made bra

>get tired of spamming the same lane over and over
>decide to play some alistar support
>win 8 games in a row with him
holy shit alistar is the ultimate babysitting champ. no matter how shit my babby adc is the enemy can never kill him.

>He isn't gonna watch Tyer's stream today
What's wrong with you user?

What if if Caitlyn kills a unit with q she does 75% damage to units behind instead of 67%?
What if Caitlyn's passive went down in needed stacks as she levels up?
What if Caitlyn's base health was restored?
What if Cs'ing with relic shield procs on cooldown reset the cooldown timer so ADC's with relic shield would need to stop Cs'ing to gain procs and it would take like 25+ minutes to get shield battery

im not a child

Tyler1 is for homonculi and alpha males

Mid Karma

Y/N?

These are very good questions indeed. Really made me think

Her gf/lover needs buffs first

>adc buys relic shield
>then rushes boots
>and feeds
>and tilts the top lane

n