League of legends general /lolg/

midred is *barely* a possibility.

Its her best lane thanks to being able to access the entire map and you can fight the squishiest champions

Anyone else lose 100% of the time if they're laning against Nasus? It always seems like if any of my teammates play against him they win but every time I GET to play against one it's an autistic one that has a skin and spams emotes after he uses his perma slow to kill me.
Even BEFORE the rune changes.
I think the concept of a tank dealing carries health bars in one hit is fucking retarded in general, really.

I want to fall asleep while holding Kled because I love him and he's very fluffy! Fluffy like a cat, a murderous cat who yells a lot, eat all your tacos and calls you a bitch.

xth for the turk brothers

>the files for these skins exist in-game
>riot will never release them, not even as chromas

What the fuck Riot. The work is already done.

remember that the CLIMB is for EVERYONE!
and its only a little over a week away!

>imblying nalcs even comes close to his views

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>Other (specify in chat)
My cock and all the female champions riding it daily.

bandle bros where we at

Is there a group that LoL DOESN'T pander to?

>weebs
>lolicons
>furries
>tumblrinas
>normies

I guess only the more extreme SJWs are left out since the game has a lot of attractive sexualized women in it.

Any Akali mains want a smurf account that has all star Akali?

I am so sorry for anyone who liked Demacia and Jarvan. This is Riot’s awful future attempt to make Jarvan more interesting except they are gonna destroy him

Jarvan is now Swain and Leblancs son J3 and J2 were part the black rose. J3 and his wife couldn’t make a baby so they made a deal with Swain and LeBlanc to use their son.

Jarvan is actually Noxian

Black rose is like illumanti and has infiltrated Demacian hypocrites and high places in Demacia

LOL Riot fucking up the lore again

Eve

Got to make sure you don't mess with the manchild who wrote the Shurima lore shitfest

Well you are ignoring universe's related section even though they've "never talked"

Sonic fans
>Rammus
Oh fuck.
Mario fans I guess?

So if Sona was in the military would she have to wear a skin-tight bodysuit like all the other demacian girls?

I'm sorry what?

anyone else loved those meme pictures from elohell.net ?

also check this elohell.net/chillout/queue/page/2 ooout

rebember tha de CRIMB is 4 evrry1!!

riot is retarded but this would be another level

white males

they wouldn't let sona in the military, she's disabled

Normally I would never believe this but after TWO FAGS LMAO!!1 I just don't know anymore

They would never let a floating mute with a huge instrument as a weapon function as a fighting member of their military. And yes, she'd have to wear it, like every demacian woman does, it's an actual theme.

>King Rammus

Skin is a rip off of bowser so you're wrong again

Sona is way too fat to join the Army

Haven't they been hinting at shit like this ever since J4 came out? For a while it was hinted that J4 was LB in disguise

dota fans

please go back to /a/ so i only need to see you a smaller portion of the time

>dudebros
>uber-normies that only play on their smartphones and shit
>nintentards
>console owners or people who don't play or like pc gaming
>people who don't like competitive multiplayer games
>most people over 30 who don't have the time and energy to play 40+ minute games with children or teens screaming toxic shit into their matches, especially after a hard day of work

Since league is actually played worldwide, you have to pander to everything and everyone.

Best couple!

FOR MY FATHER (THE KING)
Makes sense now. He's specifying his adopted father and not his biological father.

I'm honestly surprised that demacia doesn't use Sona as like a bard for their entire Army

People were complaining J4 was a boring character so riot decided to make him Swain and Leblanc biological son who was given as a baby to J3 whose wife was barren and couldn’t give baby. Most noble and royal houses in Demacia are now corrupted by the Illuminati aka black rose. Black Rose is now an international secret society instead of a Noxus one with ties to Zaun Piltover Demacia and their origin Noxus. After Swain vgu you will understand.

Demacia hates magic, if they knew she was a magic user, they kill her.

Why does aatrox suck fucking balls?

Sona.

And where is your proof or source, user?

>play mord
>murder him
>outscale him
>facetank him lategame and beat the shit out of him
???

I am reformed

>Riot introducing literal cuckoldry now

Because he's gay like other darkins.

Best girl.
Best pussy.
Best wife.

>riot is retarded but this would be another level

I don't know, retconning Varus into 2 fags; 1 darkin was pretty out there. This genuinely sounds like something they would do.

Wanna watch while i fuck lissandra?

>outscale nasus
>As Morde
AHAHAHAAH

Losing my identity wondering have I gone insane.

Why did they unban him? He is extremely toxic and a horrible human being. He is a role model to many wannabes, too. The game already has a problem with toxicity - what kind of message are they sending to the community by unbanning tyler?

Can girls love girls?

>[...] though others suspect her spellbinding melodies to actually emanate magic—a Demacian taboo.
She actually has no affiliation despite living in demacia and her biography is too short for everything but I think she's just your average description of a witch, since she is floating, weaving magic with her instrument and mute.

I want to go swimming in Lulu.

I hope you all have had a swell day and continue to always have swell days!

They're scared because he has more viewers than anything Riot has done for the past 3 years

>Why did they unban him?

money

>He is extremely toxic

yes

>and a horrible human being

who are you to judge?

Okay but musicians are used to inspire troops even in real life so if they know that Sona is capable of this why wouldn't they use her?

So how exactly do you play GP top?
DO you just try not to die before 2 items + level 13 so you can barrel niggas in teamfights?

I want to cum inside Ivern while he makes funny jokes.

Lulu is a winner! A WINNER!
and she won the best husbando:
ME!

Yeah pretty much

Yes but one of the girls has to have a penis or they can't make love.

He's a horrible human being because he gets unnecessarily pissy at video games?

Does Rakan have a cloaca?

Probably because she can be useful to soldiers in a better way...

I want to go swimming in Ashe.

Everyone has their own opinions, user!

>play morde
>nasus presses W on you at level 3 when his jg is there
>die and lose lane
wow what a great counterpick you have there

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He also relentlessly insults people and makes them feel worthless.

I love when autism collides

>TFW no irl Sona gf

Yes, he probably rub cloacas with Xayah for sex, like lesbians.

>You'll never fuck Rakan's cloaca like a pussy

shut up kevin

What a horrible prize.

>one

Sure, why not.

im feeling sad can someone post hot bara guys

fuck off fag

I hear you. I agree, he really is in line with murderers, rapists, pedos, and Wall Street executives.

You deserve to be sad for having such shit taste

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I wait at least expecting to use her giant tits to inspire the troops

"Alright men whoever survives the charge without deserting gets to run train on Miss Buvelle"

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Skarner is cute!

>g

is Riot actively trying to kill LoL in Korea or something?

Cute and sexy!

I was thinking more along the lines of letting them bury their head in her breast when they're homesick and miss their mommy

Yes, they're tired of the Koreans winning everything.