/fgoalter/ - Fate/Grand Order NA General

>Not using sad panda

SUBMIT

Which fate girl would have the raunchiest farts?

t-thanks

>ywn plow musashi

Happy birthday, user.

tfw killing mhz with 1 hp left on your level 20 mashu

*Steals her cheap sword*

kill yourself, user

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>"~~~"

Happy Birthday, user. It's mine as well

Happy birthday user!

Just because I have been saving lots and lots of Kiyo's pictures with specific folder of it, that doesn't mean I love her

Happy Birthday user

>come home from 10 hour shift
>play fgo
>Do dailies
>Do event
>play gbf
>Do dailies
>Do event
>Play Dokkan
>Do dailies
>Do nothing cause no event
>It's late, go to bed
>Repeat tomorrow

How do you people juggle more than three games? What's your secret?

What a majestic creature

>still using pics from this overrated artist for almost every OP
Sasuga alter

Insomnia

Holy shit, thanks for reminding me to do this tomorrow.

being a leech on society

Imagine being this fucking ADHD that you can't wait for 5 seconds to start playing a phone game.

If you have an issue with the login time loading then don't close the app, genius.

Why are the Mystic code skills so shit compared to the first one?

What do you think Lily's armpits taste like? A-asking for a friend haha

Vive la France!

Piss off

by only playing FGO instead of juggling multiple time parasites.

Post lucky drops.

Happy birthday, do yourself a favor user, roll 30 quartz

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Is there any way to increase the amount of altrium points I earn? I get like 10k per scat run and when I need to get 2 million it's a bag of dicks.

Happy Birthday you fags
Hope good roll and thousands of black keys will come to you this year
You too HBD in advance

Literally press help on the rewards page
Read, nigger

Just run the UHZ node then.

where is the masturbation on the list
I know it is there

whats the deal with Jack's shoulder tattoos

Who smells worse Altera or Umu

So you know where to hug.

Any wish that involves getting black keys are replaced for increased luck for 5* cards.
Kotomine. You should train, Im gonna wreck your shit in two years. Im giving you time you should use it instead of shitposting

the event is still going for over a week and there are tons of daily missions that will give you a lot of points.

Found the guy in charge of NA FGO.

You masturbate while doing all that, of course. It's not hard to play with one hand.

Are there any other shishoufags here buying extella 2 for that wall scroll?

Altera cuz she hates civilization so she's out in the wilderness. Umu smells like roses.

Hmmmm

Happy birthday anons. Do the obligatory 10-roll.

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>ayylmao that doesn't know how to use basic technology
or
>Fifth Emperor of Rome, known for their public baths and aqueducts, who would gladly bathe with you if you asked
Need you even ask?

You mean that she is. Red like Roses.
OMO

Wada's Shishou isn't really doing it for me.

Wait. Every user has to do that? Which banner? The one I want?

Monster all day every day.

>He confused Rome with Greece again

Nero literally bathes in semen.

I want to snort cocaine off Jack's fat ass

Quick post your waifu

You gottta chill dude

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_Roman_bathing
uhhhhhhh bro?

I'd much rather be a miser and do a ticket roll instead.

>The one I want?
Yeah obviously. We're not that cruel.

I want the wall scroll but not enough to buy the JP version. I'm just gonna hope it ends up on mandarake or YA.

No.

>tfw you will never participate in one of Nero's orgies, covering her majestic, bountiful bosom with your semen.
just fucking end me right now

Why are CE's cost 5/9/12. Where are the 7's and 10's?

>farm hearts
>game drops random shit i don't need
>now done with hearts, got them from the points, need gears
>farm gears
>game shits hearts at me

they even manage to frustrate you when they give you rare drops

>fucking guillotine necklace

today I got NP2 Saber Alter with a ticket.. so I'm already happy with that.

S T E A M E D
M E A T
B U N S

you should be farming gears at Jannu

>ideal loli and ideal woman are virtually indistinguishable

The ideal woman is a loli. This is canon.

In your heart.

Rubbing your eyebrows in disapproval while Okita stops what she's doing mid-battle to puke blood!

Hhaving Okita being useless in YOUR bed!

Never giving her the affection that she yearns for and leaving her on the bench as superior sabers come to you!

Throwing her chocolate away in the trash knowing that she vomited blood while she was making it!

Dealing with the fact that you have the WEAKEST saber ever!

Okita is WEAK and USELESS! And i'm going to BULLY her to TEARS!

stop it

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>Editing a wiki

Shame on you.

Canon, not opinions.

We are hardwired to accept woman with meat.

Anything else is fucking ill, have some disease or is a child.

>leaving her on the bench as superior sabers come to you!

I wish, but Musashi is still a long time away.

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Nice. I have her as at NP2 as well. Hits like a truck.

Fuck off

Whats the first thing that comes to your mind when you see this Image /fgoalter/

Hardwired by the jews, yeah. God, on the other hand, hardwired you to desire lolis.

I unironically have had more Purely Bloom drops than hearts.

thanks game.

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kek

That's a really nicely drawn Kiyo. I wish her official art was better. That shitter ruined loli Medusa as well.

Bad roll

WHY ARENT YOU REAL???

MAKES ME WANT TO UNIRONICALLY KILL MYSELF

Desire to mating press.