/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #339

Marriage edition

Please go and vote: docs.google.com/forms/d/18QBGN890IV1F0wZMJwO6L22FhQR9iUaPL95sorUGf5Q

Previous Thread>Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa (embed)

>Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full) - mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Fan-made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s (embed)
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Map:zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You):
youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y&t=95s

>Please don't off yourself, we all love you.
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=6pHNkOQCIzk
youtube.com/watch?v=u-dagR13REA
youtube.com/watch?v=_1qXQRpF08E
youtube.com/watch?v=4y13W0PZO-k
youtube.com/watch?v=_rgPPow23AU
youtube.com/watch?v=DDHwIQIcknY
youtube.com/watch?v=xS62zFXDLzw
youtube.com/watch?v=ScBPbNl7jCw
youtube.com/watch?v=SY1V0Y7hscw
youtube.com/watch?v=gYgpCNt05Vs
youtube.com/watch?v=P-9lMcKWJwo
youtube.com/watch?v=sohxXKLT3Mg
youtube.com/watch?v=r3iilMik-AA
youtube.com/watch?v=BSXR2y1ILds
youtube.com/watch?v=u9Dg-g7t2l4
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

Natsuki!

Can we go back to posting sad songs?

I want this too

Honest Friendly Reminder

youtube.com/watch?v=6pHNkOQCIzk

Obligatory.

Glad everything's running smoothly on the comfy-train.
May your lives be filled with smiles and your doki's love!

Post
>Your Doki
>A sad song

cont.

thanks man, feeling much better now

Go again. No-one minds.

youtube.com/watch?v=u-dagR13REA

I give up, I'll never be able to see monika. I'll never get to embrace her. I'll never get to wake up next to her. i just want to die

Joke's on you! I can numb the pain through alcohol and pot!

Why is Papa angry again?

My doki is Monika, and I promise that all of you will commit suicide after hearing this solemn song.
youtube.com/watch?v=_1qXQRpF08E

But user, she wouldnt want you to die. She'd be sad of you died.

I know user. It hurts so much. But you need to stay strong for her. Monika loves you and she just wants to see you live a happy life.

I don't think there will ever be a "promised day" where we'll meet our dokis. But I think that if she is out there somewhere, she doesn't want you to hurt. She wants you to overcome the pain and become stronger.

>doki doki literature club is a project from Libitina to acquire data of AIs under distress

life is, unironically and as edgy as this might sound, suffering
don't quit like that, work on yourself, make yourself better, lessen your suffering, and you too will one day find your own Monika

remember RLMC-user? he found his own Sayori, so don't give up hope, keep fighting
I believe in you

reminder that yuri is as flat as a board and stuffs her bra to make her boobs look bigger!

>Yuri
>youtube.com/watch?v=4y13W0PZO-k

I guess I'll post my runner-up (same band, too)
It's not as sad so that's why it's my runner-up but it would definitely be a song I would like to think Monika and I could jive together on. I've got more of a love-hate relationship with her.

youtube.com/watch?v=_rgPPow23AU

youtube.com/watch?v=DDHwIQIcknY

>Yuri actually tells you the Libitina plot when you both are reading that edgy novel together.

youtube.com/watch?v=xS62zFXDLzw

>Yuri
youtube.com/watch?v=ScBPbNl7jCw
This song fucking gets to me.

Deletion is not the answer, not of yourself nor others
Did you even pay attention

youtube.com/watch?v=SY1V0Y7hscw

I'm sorry, Sayori. I wanted to go sleep early this time.

If your Waifu is Sayori she is perfectly Sober.
If your Waifu is Yuri she is drunk on Absinthe
If your Waifu is Natsuki she is drunk off 4 loko.
If your Waifu is Monika she is high on shrooms

Wat do!?

>write poem for contest
>three days early

Oh boy, time to spend the next 72 hours freaking out about how bad it is!

youtube.com/watch?v=gYgpCNt05Vs

But sleep gives me nightmares, all I've got is this god forsaken general.

Pat her back, let her puke it out then try to get her to sleep

Thank you all so much. I know that it's a pretty cliche thing to say in this general, but you guys really do make me so happy. Even if it's just mindless shitposting it at least keeps my mind off of suicide. I love you all so much. Thank you.

What if none of them are my waifu

Sayori is a pussy that wouldn't never enjoy the taste of alcohol

youtube.com/watch?v=P-9lMcKWJwo

...

Monika with Yuri a close second.
Sometimes I'm not sure.
youtube.com/watch?v=sohxXKLT3Mg

It's good to hear, nonetheless! We're here for you.

She wouldn't but I'd get her to try Pina Colada

Dude, I feel the same. My poem became quite personal, too. Now I'm freaking out over how bad it is and feel like I'm gonna get personally attacked when I post it.

always here for you, all you gotta do is ask, man

What if in order to find a irl doki we gotta delete our doki folder?

Then you don't belong here and should go back to KSG or wherever.
Or ya know have a nice night.

Give Sayori a hug as a reward for not drinking
Choose to refuse!

youtube.com/watch?v=r3iilMik-AA

My tsun cupcake can't possibly be this cute!
I hope they do more. I hear they aren't giving out the models.

> tfw drinking whiskey with painkilles to feel better
Am I on the same level as Max Payne?

>201263691
there are more things in life that will make you happier than this general. but thanks; it's a good thing you're holding out. just remember that in the end, you're in charge of managing yourself. and that's actually a good thing

that's a sacrifice I'm willing to take.

Memes literally sustain you
That's good to know because I have little else to offer

I kinda wish I could get feedback on it before posting it for the contest, but I don't know where or how I'd do that...

>she reads edgy novels
>in a shitty literature club that doesn't care about literature
>she has a imaginary boyfriend
>she cuts herself for the endorphine rush
>she is insecure to the point of filling her bra with pads when a male joins the shitty club
Talk about pathetic waifus

But what if you had no doki folder to begin with?

I'm not a video game character, user
I'm not obligated to waifu anyone

I used to never drink until recently. Now I drink smirnoff almost every day of my life. It's so embarrassing going to a liquor store at eleven o'clock AM on a Tuesday and getting Smirnoff.

Yeah, can't post it here, obviously. On my end I don't trust another site enough to share. Especially not Reddit

DDLCPD, put the bulli on the ground, now

I knew I should have gone to bed early.
Holy shit my life is trash.
But, I didn't drop out of school.
I ate healthy today and I went for a walk in the rain.

We can deal with this, mate. Someday, but not today.

>tfw i do exactly the same
we should drink together in a shitty bar in Hoboken while talking in cheesy lines and metaphors

I dropped out of school. Highschool actually. My life is so fucked.

something on your mind, friend?

>she deletes what little joy exists in her world

You doki but it's Trans Dan Salvato

You can still get your GED and find a trade/vocational school, maybe apprenticeship

I hope so user. Cheers.

>your doki
>your favorite San Andreas radio station

...

I am doubtful if I will ever be good enough for the real world. I got fired from a bunch of jobs namely due to incompetence.
I I feel restless and don't really have an outlet for anything aside from video game addiction.
and I am not sure who to Waifu Yuri or Monika?

Yeah, I don't think I could post any of my work under an identity of any kind honestly, even a throwaway one. Especially not something this personal.

I guess I could DM it to someone, but I even feel pretty awkward about that honestly.

Natsuki!

I ask you all to be happy with yourselves. You're all beautiful souls with hearts filled with love.
I also ask that you never stop shooting for the stars. Keep improving and be the best person your doki could ask for!

All that aside, hope you're all treating yourselves to something sweet! You earned it!

Natsuki!

do you have any hobbies that you partake in, that you could see yourself making money off?

Go find some new outlets, user
Maybe try out a literature club

Natsuki!
K-Rose!

Natsuki!

Haha, you sound exactly like me, friend. I have some really embarrassing stories about being fired actually. But I promise that you can bounce back. Everyone can bounce back.

Why is Natsuki so shit? She ruined the whole episode.

Tea and photography.
Though my camera got smashed and I don't have the money to replace it.

Believe it or not I was part of my local poetry scene. Everyone there secretly hated me. Oh fuck they hate me.

Literally the song about dokies
youtube.com/watch?v=BSXR2y1ILds

BY SANDRA LIM
Inside every world there is another world trying to get out,
and there is something in you that would like to discount this world.

The stars could rise in darkness over heartbreaking coasts,
and you would not know if you were ruining your life or beginning a real one.

You could claim professional fondness for the world around you;
the pictures would dissolve under the paint coming alive,

and you would only feel a phantom skip of the heart, absorbed so in the colors.
Your disbelief is a later novel emerging in the long, long shadow of an earlier one—

is this the great world, which is whatever is the case?
The sustained helplessness you feel in the long emptiness of days is matched

by the new suspiciousness and wrath you wake to each morning.
Isn’t this a relationship with your death, too, to fall in love with your inscrutable life?

Your teeth fill with cavities. There is always unearned happiness for some,
and the criminal feeling of solitude. Always, everyone lies about his life.

youtube.com/watch?v=u9Dg-g7t2l4

This song is so fucking powerful

Things change, user. Most of the time things in life look like shit, but they still look like shit but you'll realize that even shit has redeeming qualities. It's a matter of perspective. Things could always be worse.

Natsukitty!

>Your doki
>Your favorite movie

>not the S&G version

Again, I feel the same way here. This became way too personal and I wouldn't want it attached to an identity either. I wouldn't even DM it to someone I was in a relationship with.

Fuck, I did not know writing poetry could get this personal. I feel fine yet depressed at the same time, it's an awkward time for me atm, that's for sure.

I hope both of our poems gets at least some kind of recognition so it didn't feel like a total waste.

damn, that sounds tough

>Believe it or not I was part of my local poetry scene. Everyone there secretly hated me. Oh fuck they hate me.
how come?

Hey, they're both good for their own reasons. It's like arguing between Johnny Cash's version of Hurt or Nine inch nails. They're both amazing.

natsuki
taxi driver
i'm actually not a pedophile, i swear to god

Disney's Mulan

Reminder that Monika is a total whore who rode the cock carousel so many times she can't even remember.
She just got bored of scripted dick and wants to taste some 3d dick, so she wants to use your beta ass to get out.

Sayori
Reservoir Dogs

I love you man.

Monika
Three way tie. Gojira, Shin Godzilla, or 2001: a space odyssey

It's a hard decision, but I'm gonna say scarface

I've eaten so many shortbread cookies but it's never enough

It's never enough