/srg/ - Speedrunning General

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AGDQ 2018
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Yes,
>every run is great
>every run is shit
>this is the worst gdq
>this is the best gdq
>this gdq will beat the record
>this gdq will not beat the record
>that is a tranny
>that is not a tranny

>this couch
jesus christ what the fuck
if you say "gdq isn't getting worse" you're retarded

not enough room on the couch, they all squashed

I LITERALLY CANT TELL HOW MANY WOMEN AND MEN ARE IN THE COUCH.
WHAT THE FUCK

oh no

look at the way those freaks are sitting

Thanks.

I need a high res pic of the couch

nth for trannys and the numale soyboys and obese radfems that enable them ruin everything

just to be clear: is that literally a 100% tranny couch

First for, im thirsty for Edobean

L M F A O

Please tell me at least that red head isn't male

Fucking freak show.

T W O H O U R S

this is a sick joke

What the fuck is wrong with the guy on the right?
is he deformed?

why does it matter when its still just 4 ugly people

ENTIRE COUCH OF TRANNIES AHAHAHA

>she
>she
>she
>she
>she
>she
>she

jesus wtf LMAO

Fucking cancer, mate. Why can't I enjoy videogames in peace.

oh no no no no

No, it goes like this.

- "Tranny"
- "Tranny"
- Girl that may as well be a tranny
- The most uncomfortable looking dude. Probably into trannies
(- Possibly the only normal looking CIS guy is off camera)

they CANNOT be comfortable sitting like that holy shit

need confirmation of the ginger. I think its a tranny

why is that red haired man sitting like that

He realized there's no room for him but it's too late to leave without it being awkward so he's stuck sitting uncomfortably for the next two and a half hours.

redhead is an actual girl?

and dude on the end is gonna start transitioning by the end of the year guarantee it

>autistic grannies dilate quick

I mean, I don't care much but seeing 4 people on the couch that literally represent 0.01% of the population makes me think things aren't going like they should.

I really hope they're going to keep their hands to themselves.

trying to get as far away from the trannies as he can.

I don't blame the poor dude

if there is doubt, then the answer is always tranny

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clearly the guy on the right is not get that boy his own chair

>redhead is an actual girl?
As female as it gets for 99% of girls at GDQs.

>ywn cum on her glasses while she calls you daddy in her Kirby voice

My heart.

Why are they all sitting like that. They're way too fat to sit there as 4 people.

WELCOME TO PRONOUN MINEFIELD!

Seriously though, what a fucking couch. Is This for real?

POYO~

I would genuinely travel to the U.S. only to pay__ Missy's rent.

crushing their balls away

do they not know how to words?

>that any% sitting

how did protomagical"girl" get SO FUCKING FAT in the span of a year?

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF NORTH AMERICA

Does protomagicalbloke even run Prime 3?

I don't know man redhead doesn't sound female to me

how many trannies on the couch right now? like i seriously can't even understand anymore

i'm guessing 3?

...

>we should tolerate trannys

LOOK AT THIS SHIT NEVER HAVE I WANTED TO KILL SO BADLY

3 and a literal autist

This is the future you chose.

nope

UPDATED

They don't realize that women get fatter way way faster than men and it's quite harder to mantain a decent physique while blasting yourself with estrogens daily

I mean I get that they're trying to make some sort of point, but wouldn't it be just as effective with the runner on a chair and 3 on the couch?
This just looks retarded, sitting cramped like that.

girls

>the guy on the right

thread reminder that speedrunning is pretty much dead, and the only notice anyone that doesn't speedrun will ever take of the community is during agdq when you are put on display as a freak show so some jews can get some money for "charity".

>All donations not necessarily for charity
>"girls"
>Literal who games run by trannies for the sake of having trannies

Th-thanks, me too

who is that legit babe on the ristar couch

This is what i picture when i meet an e-girl without a mic

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Why didn't they get Miles to run this? I liked his runs and he seemed like a great guy.

man spreading.

didnt miles already do a run? how does he get 2 runs and a run every gdq when runners have applied and been rejected every fucking marathon?

dont want to live

>there are qt girls who speedrun at the event
>none of them are going to be on the couch during any run
Feels bad.

me

wanna guess why?

Applied twice as Miles and Claris.

10/10 crowd for day 3 afternoon.


Where the fuck is everyone

the bad guys won ww2

nice

This fucking mutant on the far right can barely string a sentence together. Is he retarded?

They did a roll call but I couldn't make sense of it.

videos/216691612?t=18h55m08s

vomiting after seeing the couch cast

because trans have to be on couch at all times

the fucking state

i dont want to watch this game online who would want to watch it in person especially when you could just pile some people you only get to see a couple times a year into a room and play some games lol

i'm starting to find edobean kinda cute, all these trannies have ruined my perception of reality

>just saw someone deleting a post that literally only was "miles"
man, hot pockets are in overdrive

>guy doing the commentary is not even on screen
>2 trannies and quasimodo occupying the couch not even able to produce proper sentences
And you retards donate to this?

She has such small chubby hands. its c-cute.

>there's actually a trap door under the middle seat. spike has to talk at 200 wpm without using the word 'he' or risk falling into the dilation chamber

Whoever posted this yesterday during Miles' last run, it came true.

>idiots in chat calling them traps
For fucks sake, a trans person is not a trap, I'm so fucking triggered. This is the reason trap has become an "offensive" term in the mainstream, isn't it?

now i realise germany should have won

STOP DEADNAMING HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think the chink is laughing internally about the death of america

your perception of reality isnt ruined its just when theres a scarcity of vagina in your life you as a straight not defective male are going to gravitate towards it

TWO HOURS
W
O

4/10 fat whale turns into a 8/10 when she is surrounded by trannies

are you retarded lmao

>This is the reason trap has become an "offensive" term in the mainstream, isn't it?

yes, it's now a transphobic term

but it is a trap its just not for straight males its for those freaks themselves theyre the ones who fell for the trap

How many trannies have the balls to cut it off?

I need a honest response. Are the really 3 trannies on the couch right now?

So which one does Proto peg with a 10" strap on in beast mode every night?

Are you? Traps don't "identify" as women.

>i-it's the jews fault!
>it's not the fact that white people are insane enough to chop off their dicks!!

lmfao

Wake me up when we get a run with
a good speedgame
a good runner
a good couch
Thanks