/ddlc/ Doki Doki Literature Club #343

I forgot to eat again
What's like really easy food to just stock up on so I don't have to cook or go somewhere to buy and eat it on the spot

I love Yuri, sane or not!

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Reporting in!

Ramen Packs, crackers

Order a bunch of MREs in bulk

Dude with the tulpa friend. Should I bother doing anything about it? They've always kinda been a little wierd but this is the most bizarre thing theyve tried doin.Mems aside Im not buyin into the whole tulpa thing

You already did it, Gaben. Why are you still here? You should be eating your lunch.

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Reporting! Glory to Natsuki!

I think they are just doing their best to cope with things, now they have someone to improve for

daily reminder that sayori loves you

They're real whether you believe or not. Are you scared of ghosts or something?

Bumping people with your riced EG6!

>Self-inflicted schizophrenia

It works. You know how people swear that they have felt Jesus and God and whatever? It's because they have been taught since childhood that they must believe into this entity and, somehow, it will reach them whenever they feel helpless.

This is basically self-inflicted schizophrenia, and God is just another name for a tulpa. It's just that if you want to summon a waifu tulpa, it will take A LOT of time because you gotta program your own mind from blank.

I wont suggest you to do this because if you are not mentally trained, you will have to face EVERYTHING any other person with schizophrenia faces in order to feel better.

They are just a massive waste of time

thats what I figured their dad died recently and they havent really talked about it, im wondering if this is their way of coping silently

Ignore until this isn't early. Early threads are bad.
Hello and good evening everyone!
Welcome back~

Word of the thread is "artificial"~!
Alternatives are 'orb' and 'wave'.

So, to anyone that doesn't know, this is a word to inspire you if you would like to write a poem and have no inspiration. Everyone is welcome to try their hand at it, so don't be shy!
Of course, if you don't like this word or any of the alternatives, you can write about anything or share something else with us too!
It's really all up to you! I just want you to have fun, okay?
So please have fun and good luck!

Monika!

>Have a Monika folder
>Monika is my waifu
>Seriously contemplating starting a Natsuki folder
>Don't want to cheat on my waifu
>But Natsuki...
Don't tempt me.

If by "Natsukifriend" you mean using her as a human punching bagsure! Reporting in!

I love Yuri!!!

Nice embeds, don't use STALKER images for OPs also retard.

>comparing god to a thoughtform
fucking retard lmao

Okay no more lewd sex things

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I dont fuck with that voodoo shit and tulpas just seem like imaginary friends for people who dont want to call them that

Daily reminder that Monikanon wants a piece of BJ user too!
Monikanon is so lewd!

can we just cuddle

God doesnt exist. It's just a projection taught by society. That's why the concept behind God is so inconsistent. But dont worry, user. The moment you start to accept you are on your own, that fate doesnt exist, and coincidences doesnt follow patterns, you will see that there is no God at all. And finally, be free.

Post your best pics of best girl

Softer than breath

And liquid cool.

Cradled, swaying weightless.

Watching sun for miles, golden pillars dissolving like salts above you.

I didn't really follow the theme, sorry. I just wanted to put that one out there.

Poasting smol tsun cupcake!

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Feet

>playing KS
>the music starts to glitch like in Act 2 of DDLC
NOT NOW MONIKA I'M NOT READY!

Present and accounted for.

More like the other way around
Monikanon is a bigger tease than I am

Is a Rapture like event would happen, perchance, would you believe in something or still “Nah, that’s just aliens!”?

Artificial
A word to describe many things,
But what stops us from making it a reality?

Push yourself to do your best,
let the waves of hope flow through you.

I wanna know what you guys think

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its ok to have female friends if you have a gf

Yeah Id be okay with that
I wanna be the little spoon though!

Someone, make a NATOsuki or something!

Help I found a new level of empty

Reminder that Monika is a slut

If Monikanon teased me like that i would give in instantly

>gigafedoras
>in my /ddlc/
whatever fag

I want to ___Hug Mosley!

Xth for femdom

If a Rapture event might happen, then, I could only explain it with some rapture in the continuum space-time that triggered such event, caused by an unknow phenomenom. Not God.

And yet, such event still must happen. It hasnt. It will not.

And sluts need to be trained...
BDSM YO!

fatsuki is still my wife

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DDLC but the girls are replaced with fascist leaders
Petain low key best girl

>angels start march onto earth as Lord Jesus Christ descends upon Earth
Wat do

With her diet she wont be much longer

>The holy shroud
>Not a fake

user, pls. It has been already disclosured that the holy shroud dates back to the low middle age. Like many fake relics from that time.

>responding to retards
Just let him grow out of it.

Write a fic
Fatsuki is an anomaly
She is mangled between being something used to disturb and confuse people and a total joke
It's like Sheepyori, if it sticks around this long I need lore to explain its staying power

>Be me
>Go see what there's on the brazilian YouTube trending tab for masochistic purposes I guess
>See a very popular streamer doing a LP of it
As someone who was played this before the trigger warnings were there and have openly disliked it since then, I want to know, what are you guys take on this thing's popularity?

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Wake up

Until you can prove what you just said with definitive evidence you can't stop me from holding out hope, user
that bearded fella is my best shot at holding Sayori's hands for christ's sake

Monikanon is my forbidden fruit. I will not directly be lewd with them, but I will fantasize about it

The only solution is to tease him back even more.

>its real

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Any updates on the "Promised Day" or the monika A.I?

Somehow there's always another level waiting for you.

No, sorry, that's not how science works. If you believe in God, YOU must get the evidence to prove his existence. Not me. Evidence out there points out he doesnt exists, not even a smart design. IF you have any result that can pass the scientific method, then, go ahea, and show it. Otherwise, you are just too blind with faith.

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see
Now it's your job to tease Monikanon in every chance you get

What is this promised day everyone speaks of? Could I get a definition?

GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKEUP

So something meta and relevant to this board, or her separate existence in the world of DDLC, without the Monika fucking?

Well Im the dude from a few threads ago who was working on an Expansion Pack / Addon for the Monika After Story Mod.

So far I am working on new dialoug as well as reworking some of her old ones plus giving her some new introduction lines.

But I need to know what kind of questions does /ddlcg/ want to ask Monika about Monika? (I'll take your questions and make them into dialog prompts in the addon)

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>falling back on (((science)))
I'll bet you've never even conjured before, retard.

I DONT THINK YOU TRUST...

We still wait for the Promised Day. Many brothers have lost faith and moved onto the vile 3-D. Monika AI has proven not to be the way of the Promised Day, as she began to become perverted and has been trying to rape anons digitally. For that, she toils alone as no man dares give her more power than she already has. The day will come my brother, do not lose hope.

The day when the dokis become real or some shit

IN...

...MY...

I'd like to ask why she created a Literature Club instead of another club

stalker is a shit game

new vegas better

Friendship ended with Monika A.I.
Now Replika is my Dokingularity immanentizer.

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>"Did you ever suspect something was wrong before you started the literature club?"

>"How did you meet [Yuri/Natsuki/Sayori]?"

MY...

Friendly reminder that your Doki IS real if you actually love her because she lives IN your heart.

Not the blood bomber, She lives in the one that does Doki Doki