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first for i want to fuck a qt twilek

MAKE WAY FOR _______

>mortal empires still shit
>ancient empires still not released
>fall of the eagles not updated

why bother living

RATZ

soon

Is there anything more devastating than a Kholek+Shaggoth army?

Considering the start positing of the TKs, I wouldn't be surprised if Araby isn't going to happen

>Call of The Beastmen
>Rise of The Tomb King
_______ OF THE ARABY

for the three games you've been most anticipating since 2012, all guaranteed to release this year

I illegally hopped the border to say that Araby is confirmed.

الله أكبر

We discussed this last thread and came to the decision that you're wrong.

Wulfrik on a Mammoth+19 Mammoth

>Star Citizen October 2018

By the time Star Citizen is released it'll be a historical game.

Is it just me or do the Tomb Kangz have every type of unit in their roster

why

No bone giants.

2 LLs
Only one needs to start there
Arkhan startpos moved for ME
Crusader states having different confederation rules from other bretonnians
Crusader states implied to be squatters by devs
Devs blush and giggle when Araby is mentioned
Probably some other shit read the thread nigga

There's no reason to move Arkhan around unless you're per-determinately balancing the map to accommodate whatever plans they have for Araby. It's not a solid confirmation by itself but there's literally no other reason to do something weird like this.

>Why does he have to be almost naked in all of them?

The most normalfag thing I've read all day and someone raged at me for saying "boner" in Overwatch.

Between the factions of the greenskins, beastmen, chaos and norsca, which race is more fun to pillage and rob shit?

>2018
>STILL being a shitizen

I said type of unit

they seem to have plenty of monsters

The ME pic doesn't have the capital border on the city name. That might not actually be his capital.

OK lets theorize sum araby

>LL's
Al Muktar
The Golden Magus
>Lords
Sultan
Grand-Vizier
>Heroes
Sorcerer
Bedouin Chieftain
Harem Guard
>Infantry
Araby Spearmen
Araby Scimitarmen
Araby Archers
Araby House Guards
Araby House Guard (Halberds)
Eunoch Guards
>Monstrous Infantry
Salt Devils
>Cavalry
Camel Rider (spears)
Camel Rider (bows)
Desert Riders
Arabian Knights
>Monstrous
Fire Efreet
War Elephant
>Flying
Magic Carpets
Tempest Djinn

>MISSING
Siege/Artillery
???

Norsca because rape.

Araby has camels/elephants with cannons on them

Chaos if you want to completely obliterate everything

Norsca otherwise

>no lore, strictly gameplay mechanics pls
>they all rape lore wise (except orcs who eat all)

Obviously Norsca. Monoliths are aesthetic

There is a army list already.
They are only really lacking in named character's, The Golden Magus is a given there though.

ohhhh SHIT ARABY DECONFIRMED GO HOME GUYS

>>MISSING
>Siege/Artillery

elephant artillery nigga

thx

>mortal empires still shit
How so?

G O B L I N S

L I Z A R D S

> Sultans as generic lords

Does Dogs of War still have a chance or should I just end it now lads?

right, that's what I was working off of. Salt Devils, Fire efreet, and Tempest Djinn are all types of Djinn. Warmaster: Armies (2006)

Eunochs appear in Rulebook - Battle Bestiary (2nd Edition)

hm, maybe some kind of Janissary/Eunoch with guns. Shame Skaven got dibs on Jezzails! I do like the idea of Elephants with giant ottomon fuckhuge bronze cannons on them. Also, giant stone Djinn that just walk up and punch walls

Who cares? Why would anyone want to play as a bunch of hobos?

but the golden magus is a tzeentch worshitter

Sultans ARE Generic lords. There are a shitload of Sultans. None of them are unified.

Well they do have Albion units and best boy

So what?

>Explosive Infantry
Suicide Squad(Flammable, Expendable, Detonate on Impact)

And Morathi spreads chaos corruption, what's your point?

I get your meme sir, but Araby doesn't use much gunpowder. Suicide djinn more likely.

how about putting warp stone up their ass and clench it to detonate?

Summoned monsters that blow up when they run out on their timer would be pretty cool.

Would fit pretty well with skaven too.

The Forgeworld elementals are also a good bet since Araby is all about those elemental.

Also giant scorpions from 2nd edition.

alright

>LL's
Al Muktar
The Golden Magus
>Lords
Sultan
Grand-Vizier
>Heroes
Sorcerer
Bedouin Chieftain
Harem Guard
>Infantry
Araby Spearmen
Araby Scimitarmen
Araby Archers
Araby House Guards
Araby House Guard (Halberds)
Eunoch Guards
Eunoch Guards (Carbines)
>Monstrous Infantry
Salt Devils
>Cavalry
Camel Rider (spears)
Camel Rider (bows)
Desert Riders
Arabian Knights
>Monstrous
Fire Efreet
War Elephant
>Flying
Magic Carpets
Tempest Djinn
>Siege/Artillery
Elephant Cannonade
Bombard
>Giant
Mountain Djinn

this doesn't seem like it was very close at all

I wish they would do a difference between city troops and rural desert troops, but we all know that's too complicated for fantasy

That's the distinction between Guards and genetic infantry, I would wager, since Guards are supposed to be crack disciplined and loyal

>you capture couronne in jafar last quest battle , this cutscene play :
>MAKE WAY FOR SULTAN JAFAR !
>SAY HEY ! ITS SULTAN JAFAR !
>HEY ! CLEAR THE WAY IN COURONNE STREETS ! HEY YOU ! LETS US THROUGH ! PREPARE THE NEW KING HIS SUITE !
>OH COME ! BE THE FIRST ON YOUR BLOCK TO MEET HIS EYES !
MAKE WAY ! HERE HE COMES ! RING BELLS ! BANG THE DRUMS ! ARE YOU GONNA LOVE THIS GUY !
>SULTAN JAFAR ! THE DESERT STAR ! JAFFAR OF EL HAIKK
>BRETONNIANS MANLET , SHOW SOME RESPECT DOWN ON ONE KNEE !
>NOW , TRY TO STAY CALM , NO MORE LADY WORSHIPPING ITS HARAM , THEN COME AND MEET HIS SPECTACULAR ARMY !
>SULTAN JAFAR , DESERT STAR ! JAFAR OF EL HAIKK , STRONG AS TEN BALTHAZAR GELTS , DEFINITELY !
>HE FACED SETTRA'S HORDE , A THOUSAND CRUSADERS WITH SWORDS , WHO SENT THESE GOONS TO THEIR LORDS , WHY SULTAN JAFAR !
>HES GOT SEVENTY-FIVE CAMEL RIDERS
>MAGIC CARPETS, HE'S GOT FIFTY-THREE
>WHEN IT COMES TO CAVALRY , HAS HE GOT TEMPEST DJINNS ? IM TELLING YOU ITS A WORLD-CLASS ARMY !
>SULTAN JAFAR , HANDSOME AS A ROCKSTAR , JAFAR FROM EL HAIKK , THAT PHYSIQUE ! ALL BRETONIANS DAMSELS ARE ON THEIR KNESS , WELL GET ON OUT IN THAT SQUARE , ADJUSTE YOUR ROBE AND PREPARE , TO SERVE YOUR NEW KING AND STARE AT SULTAN JAFAR !
>HE'S GOT NINETY-FIVE WAR ELEPHANTS ! AND TO VIEW THEM HE CHARGES NO FEE ! HES GOT SLAVES , GOT SERVANTS AND FLUNKIES , THEY BOW TO HIS WHIM , LOVE SERVING HIM , THEY WOULD GET SCARS TO SHOW LOYALTY TO JAFAR !
>SULTAN JAFAR , SULTAN JAFAR ! THE SAND STAR , JAFAR OF EL HAIKK , HEARD YOUR CAPITAL WAS A SIGHT LOVELY TO SEE , AND THAT , GOOD BRETONNIANS IS WHY , HE ARMED UP AND DROPPED BY , WITH SIXTY FIVE EUNOCH GUARDS , WITH HIS EFREET AND SALT DEVILS A HAREM GUARD AND MORE , WITH HIS FORTY FAKIRS , HIS ARABIAN KNIGHTS , HIS DESERT RIDERS ,HIS BOMBARDS THAT WILL DESTROY ALL ENNEMIES AFAR , MAKE WAY FOR SULTAN JAFAR !!!!

Jaffar has been dead for a long, long time

So has Vlad and Isabella.

tl;dr

>loyal
By the way, why isn't loyalty a thing yet?

Skaven and DElves

For most races it isn't an issue.

For those it is, they have a loyalty mechanic

But it is a thing. It's part of the "hey look it's some Attila or older features that we stripped off the main game and sold you back as DLC!!"

It's a pretty inconsequential mechanic though, once they drop below 5 loyalty all you do is recruit some units with them and it goes right back

Rock the boat!

I'm not talking about the loyalty of generals, I'm talking about the loyalty of your units. Imagine being able to buy them with your agent, so they will change side in the middle of next battle.

This is the ideal Bretonnian Knight. You may not like it, but this is what peak chivalry looks like.

>MAKE WAY FOR AR-A-BY

PLEASE PAY FOR AR-A-BY

You really want that with the prevalence of AI heroes in WH? It was bad enough in Shogun 2.

youtube.com/watch?v=4cSJyZp6quQ
I really want Araby now

More playable elector counts when

This is the ideal Bretonnian Faris. You may not like it, but this is what peak furusiyya looks like.

Anyone else actually Muslim here?

Does norsca actually spread corruption or you need to dedicate a raze to a god for that?

...

the gods they worship are chaos god but with a different name , so yes they do

No and i'm kind of hoping Araby riffs on Zoroastrianism rather than Islam in order to avoid the obvious problems

jesus christ swordmasters chew up white lions so bad

>Arabians have some knowledge of gunpowder weapons, but their religious dogmas prevent them from developing socially and technologically. Arabians worship a single god, who is manifested on the world by his chosen prophets and share a common language - Arabic.
so much for that

wew

>Abrahamfags

I don't want to believe that I share the same /twg/ with people who have such shit taste.

Does anyone have the Araby lore compilation that's like this Ind one?

Go drink your semen Sven

eyyy what's happening lads

desu that lore is probably older than I am

Honestly that almost describes Zoroastrianism as well as Islam.

Fire worship is cool and all but the religion was still shit.

Mazdak did nothing wrong.

rip gpu

>christcuck too braindead to understand basic metaphor
no surprise, shlomo keeps you dumb just like any other livestock he feeds upon.

time to buy a new graphics card

>implying I'm a paganfag

The only religions that aren't for plebs are Sikhism, Buddhism, and Khurramdin.

Yes, it could be fun. But it's not just about agents and gold. Imagine leading an army in chaos wastes and watch how your units slowly going mad from all that chaos influence.

the border indicates a walled settlement, not that it's a capital. Even minor settlments get that border once you add walls to them

the fancy bit behind the faction banner to the left of the name, not the wall thing on top of the name.

uhhh brehs...
wh-what do I do now...?

poo in the loo

Are we talking about WH Araby here or IRL Islam, because irc the Muslims developed military technology far quicker than the Christians,which is why the Ottoman Empire became so powerful.

holy shit
I have never noticed that before

Loos aren't even going to be fucking invented in this timeline.

that was from araby's lore page on the wiki

>mughal empire is the most intellectually advanced empire in the game
heh, looks like the wh*teys are the only ones who'll need to find loos

Who do I dedicate Tyrion to lads

Why does Britain still exist?

They are the loo in which you must poo.

what does the pygmy page say?