/2hug/ - Touhou General - #88

Meme Thread Number Edition
Previous thread: >So what is this game?
Touhou is a bullet hell game made by ZUN. Instead of ship or robots it features anime girls fighting youkai and such.

>Where should I start?
The games until 5 were designed for the PC-98 platform, which would require an emulator. It's recommended you start either with the sixth (first Windows game) or the second game (as the first one isn't a bullet hell) and work your way up from there. Some games aren't your usual bullet hells but should be played anyway.

1: Arkanoid's drunk abusive cousin.
7.5, 10.5, 12.3, 13.5, 14.5, 15.5: Fighting games.

The others follow the basics of the bullet hell genre but usually add a game play twist. Once you're done with the main series you can move on to the fangames, of which some are of excellent quality.

>Where can I get the games?
moriyashrine.org/ (For separate game downloading)

nyaa.si/view/979648 (All in one pack)

>Touhou Project Official Material Reading/Playing Guide
m.imgur.com/s1JmZu8

>Please git gud!
moriyashrine.org/intro-to-touhou/

>eraTohoK (plus other era games)
pastebin.com/6CULQcKd

>Touhou 16 and 15.5 on steam! Please support the official release.
store.steampowered.com/app/745880/__Hidden_Star_in_Four_Seasons/

store.steampowered.com/app/716710/_Antinomy_of_Common_Flowers/

>1cc charts! (Updated for AoCF)
imgur.com/a/Mkl4Q

>PoFV and Soku Netplay Guide! (Needs your help!)
imgur.com/a/ZCGuE

>Fangames pastebin (Contains a fixed version for game breaking bug in FMW2)
pastebin.com/TuZnhhEM

Touhou is a decent video game franchise!

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First for 2hus with glasses

Please post link

Why don't you do an iqdb search if you're dying to see it?

How many innocent lives did Byakuren kill?

>no visible penetration from this or the hecatia one
it's shit.

Is Reisen a Youkai? I thought Lunarians were just their own thing entirely.

Moon rabbits are youkai, but Lunarians like Sagume and Eirin aren't youkai.

Like any good criminal mastermind, she doesn't do her own dirty work.

Let god sort em out!

can we talk about shanghai genso network here or no

Yeah but the thread on /v/ is like a thousand times faster.

>his 2hu doesn't do hard drugs

Who are you maining in AoCF?

Good night, /2hug/!

Moon Rabbits are weird, it's not entirely fair to classify them as youkai, but they clearly aren't human either.

Trying to main Marisa, getting better at her daily
I do better with Miko/Tenshi/Reimu/Resien though

earth rabbits are definitely youkai, Lunarians and Moon Rabbits themselves don't consider Moon Rabbits youkai.

Tell that to her liver.

Marisa of course. inb4 everyone else says Marisa too.

Here's my Marisa advice for today.
Always use Master Spark every round, even if it's a stupid idea.

Weirdly large number of Marisa here apparently, considering I never see anyone else playing her online.

>have drinking competition with suika
>my head hurts
>not god have mercy and strike me down now
Marisa might be an alcoholic.

>not even new IP
nice try fag

wasn't /jp/ literally created to contain you retards

deleted post and IP count went down to 10. suck my cock dude

Why is most of Veeky Forums so against yuri? I find it hard to believe all the yurifags don't post outside /u/

they do they are just annoying as fuck.

I doubt most of Veeky Forums hates yuri. I think a loud group of people hate it. As for why, I don't know either. Some people just really hate lesbians. Some people think yuri posters are annoying, which is probably related to the other reason because there's a lot of annoying shit on Veeky Forums that gets less hate.

Hating yuri is a meme, and some people think they are hilarious by doing it.

Yuriposters tend to be obnoxious and assume that everyone shares their shit tastes. They're no different from their Yaoifag cousins.
And shipping in Touhou in general is typically trash tier anyway.

Dont bully /y/ fags I never see the amount of shipping from them compared to /u/ fags
that being said basically this.

Trap posters, frogposters, and so on are obnoxious but they don't get yelled at every single time they post. They get plenty of scorn, but yuri gets shouted down immediately without fail. It's whatever, though. People talk shit about everything on Veeky Forums. If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen.

>frogposters
thats wrong though, they should get shouted down at every point any time.

I would have said trap posters get shouted down more often. That shit always starts an argument. Frogs are so common you just kinda skim over them unless they're attached to a particularly stupid post.

Yeah traps are the new flavor of the month or so.

user where are the men in touhou

Reimu kills them if they try to be anything more than a faceless peasant.

There's plenty of male villagers, but youkai almost always choose to take the form of cute girls. Dunno why.

Well, wouldn't you?

I was being sarcastic, but I'm kind of tempted to be one of those badass youkai.

...

If zun decided to put a male in the cast of the next game how big would thing explode?

He would have sex with everyone. Everyone.

They honestly wouldn't. He would become a meme like all new characters, and slowly be forgotten because people realize they prefer rinnosuke as a male character.

Not if the new character is a girl(male).

Blessing this thread.

boys aren't allowed to be 2hus

nevermind, I'm glad this thread exists to keep you tertiary filth away from /jp/

see

>wasn't /jp/ literally created to contain you retards
>keep you tertiary filth away from /jp/
laffo

>The primary source of Touhou is "contained" on a video games board

This is your 2hu for the night.
Say something nice to her!

Hello pink lewd

Which Youkai character should be made playable for th17?
Pic not related

Orin

It's time for the champ to make her comeback.

Sumireko.
Am I a scrub?

At the fair on a rainy day with my wife

gotta be some special kind of retard to NN Koishi up to genetics and gameover to sub rose.

I want to throw beans at her.

This good girl

press X

It's an NB run, if that wasn't obvious

It was obvious enough, but if you fucked up already, why not use a bomb to survive?
By the time you lost 5 lives, what is there left to fight for?

The hell is NN?

>what is there left to fight for?
The clear? I mean sure, if the misses would have been super early, then yeah a reset, but the last 2 were in sub rose.

Damn it. I was this close getting my first Hard 1cc. Fuck you Eirin.

Good morning /2hug/

How do you guys feel about investing into the series outside of the games? (reading the official printed content, doujins, music, etc)

When I first picked up the games I thought lore discussion and waifuposting was dumb since it seemingly had little to do with the gameplay. Yet, here I am, spending more time during my winter break reading the mangas and waifuposting than improving on any 1ccs. I don't think I've gotten much better at the games but the narrative content is part of the experience I guess

Dumb buddhistposter

What the fuck does Buddhism have to do with the post?

I don't really care much about gameplay myself (played quite a lot of SWR/Soku once though). Official lore is where it's at.

Don't take the posturing and shit talk so seriously. Reading the comics isn't a crime.

I used to think that the lore was only the weird bant before the fights but slowly I realized how much content there was to enjoy reading the print works and mangas. There was a time where I spent more time on lore and discussing it rather than playing.

I got into 2hu just soI could understand the multitude of doujins out there. I've seen 2hu doujins around for several years but I never knew the characters so I couldn't understand any of it. I just wanted access to the golden goose of fapping fuel.

Touhou lore is most interesting if you are also familiar with parts of mythology/religion from which it was derived. This way you can actually follow ZUN's thought process, and see where he intentionally changed things, where he makes fun of something, etc.

>page 9

What if I'm a witch, a maid or a gardener?

Witch is cute. Maid is sexy. Gardener is dork.

>clear Miko's story in HM
>the ending is in Japanese
Fuck me

Translation first and foremost. After that, Yukari

Meet my wife. She's a bit shy.

She looks tense.

>page 9

>page 8

>the state of /2hug/

She must be really good at hand jobs with a grip like that.

sooo....
Is Sanae actually a time traveller or did they just fuck with the canonical timeline to add in some dumb 'she actually has a twin sister' plotline?
youtube.com/watch?v=9yJEtyIYhQc

>fanon work pretends it's a lore series despite the fact it directly conflicts with the few canon facts ZUN actually lays down
really roasts my almonds

Who is best grey hair 2hu?

Sagume > Futo > Youmu > Sakuya

Either Succuya or the Gu.

agreed
Slutuya is tertiary trash and worst 2hu

Don't bully the meido.

Ag-fucking-ree. Succuya is overrated garbage.

I would go so far as to say Youmu is equally as underrated as sakuya is overrated.

Shouldn't you be busy pulling weeds, you ugly dork?

Reminder

That a non-canon porn fangame exists?

>that exposed thigh
slut

She maybe a slut.
But she's my slut.

Eirin
this, but unironically

Sakuya is great. You're all just jealous because you don't have a cute vampire loli to care for.

I have the most 1ccs, so cleary my opinion is obviously the most primary.
Youmu a shit, even ZUN hates her.
Sakuya is fun.