/srg/ - Speedrunning General

Why do you keep posting this ugly slut?

white shirt guy is drunk as af fuck

i wonder how this wooden hot tub for capybaras is drained and if it its with a pipe, does it become clogged with fur?

man remember when all runs were like this haha

makes your balls fall down from boredom so might as well cut the penis too

autistic virgins go AGP

is this nigga drunk or high?

>couch having fun
What is this time rift that's been opened?

More important question. Why do they keep image posting?

>as af fuck
>as as fuck fuck

i am an autistic virgin and i have never understood agp

autism

No because most runs were always social insecur nerds barely being able to mumble a word out.

DERS A SNAKE IN MA BOOT

I don't either but I guess it's when you fall so low that the only way to love yourself is to imagine or insist that you are actually one of your cute anime girls

Penis Breath

aight that was fun lets go back to estalking that asian bitch

if i were to speculate i would say its probably more related to lack of male role models during formative years. or maybe i just dont have the right version of autism. i'm the 'ace calculus' kind of autism not the 'play the same game from 1998 for 3000 hours' kind of 'tism.

yee-haw

Notice how you can have fun without insulting groups of people or mention suicide way too much.

praise allah

>not the gif from the last thread

Name a comfier returning block than the NES block.
You can't

except you can't publically make jokes about corporations like air canada das ist verboten

Notice how the only time time period people are allowed to have fun is when none of the "problematic kids" (i.e. trannies) are there

>ads
>ANONYMOUS 1k donation

TAS

oh

yeah things are nice when its only straight white cis runners playing quality games. Maybe one day the entire country will just be like that

>wanted to go to sleep earlier so i could do things i've been procrastinating
>fun run of a game i played as a kid cheered me up and helped me forget my miserable existence
>long as fuck nes block starting
"tomorrow" is such a dangerous word

>Host reads "High Energy" donation message
>Sustained silence afterward
>Next donation is far more subdued.

SURE GOT HIS ASS SCOLDED FOR READING A TRUMP SLOGAN DIDNT HE.

>m-muh sad existence with a silver spoon shoved up my ass
go see a shrink or open up to a hug box

So when did the crowd cam come back? Just woke up a bit ago and wow it's there now

Came back last night

if ur existence is miserable then make some positive changes till it stops being miserable

hell yeah we got a tranny bashing game now

What happened to tasman?

ICEPLUG SURVEYING THE AREA

based iceplug

Where do I unsubscribe to this blog?

this is meme advice only ever written by people who never overcame apathy and learned helplessness. real advice if ur miserable is to make some fucking money and take care of your body. which is a pain in the dick to do. lots of research.

That is a really sturdy couch.

this is a good game shame its not prime time and enacted out irl

thats a real big boy

>real advice
whoa genius on Veeky Forums here

Not him but I went to that without access to internet where I can whine about my shit while having all the solutions a few keyboard hits away.
Fucking pussy retard.

Problem with NES games is that they are obviously limited by the hardware

At least with SNES games you can tell SMW, ALTTP etc. are as designed and imagined

been offline since the lfd2 playthrough

what have I missed?

>tfw too fat old and arthritic to get gud at video games
should I kill myself

re7 run was really good. everything has been decent though. no trannies in sight

don't trying to sound like an internet tough guy if you're ESL, m8

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10/10 pure Kino re7 run

>snes games are not limited by hardware
Yeah man love how limited the pool of locations time puzzles are in chrono trigger thanks to the card size limitation.

so basically everything after 9pm theres no tranny in sight and everyone gets along better than expected?

CAN YOU NIGGAS SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR FETISH FOR A SINGLE DAY?
OMG THERE IS NO TRANNY MIKE IS ON TO US XDDD

>no trannies
>hard, fun games being run fast

we gucci

Obnoxious newfag shitposter is also a tranny-lover
Who would have thought?

>It is the 666th year for the world of magic, and the Crimson Kingdom is facing destruction at the hands of The Black Slayer, Demon King of the Underground Dark Empire. Realizing that his days are numbered, the 16th Crimson Emperor Ronnie IV decides to entrusts his two infant sons, Randy and Zakk, to his faithful servant Ozzy. With Slayer's forces closing in, Ozzy, Randy, and Zakk enter another dimension in the hope of eventually bringing light back into the world.
>Over the following 17 years, Randy, Zakk, and Ozzy devote and train themselves to the cause of Holy Magic Justice, becoming wizard kings. Meanwhile Black Slayer has increased his empire over the countryside, making his interdimensional forces even stronger. In order to defeat Black Slayer and his army, Randy must retrieve the Five Crimson Emblem Seals. With Zakk suddenly missing, and Ozzy passing away, Randy now sets out alone in his war against Black Slayer.

japan is crazy

I can never get this song out of my head when this game is on.

youtube.com/watch?v=bkysjcs5vFU

basically only neets who stay up at night and sleep during the day and europeans can enjoy this AGDQ

where the fuck are the trannies? this block is boring as fuck without them

the most metal game of all time?

>30.000$ for a shit meme game

they are desperate as fuck for memes. they just dont realize their fucking shit is boring now

gdq is not about speedrunning anymore.
its about lame speedrunning memes, literal lets plays and cutting of your dick

>$400,000 for a shit meme charity

He got an interview section with three mics and no sound.

are you kidding?

he didnt pay $4.99

No that is still Doom.

so nice to watch real runs instead of let's plays like that batman arkham asylum one

SOILED IT

non meme answer: It stopped being about breaking games, it started just being a "hey look what we are doing whilst we're not responding to ID-10T calls"

>comfy good run with some old bois
Good, good.

How did they get Peter Dinklage on the couch for Kid Icarus?

>the city of you

But TAS's are so cool to watch. I saw someone making a zelda TP TAS and it was really cool

The TASes of old are really cool. The last they did at a GDQ was emulating Portal 1 on an NES or some shit. It was a proper ResidentSleeper block

thank you based blechy for S tier commentary

essentially

all the morning runs are boring as fuck and all the night runs have actual interesting games that nobody will ever see

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This is also a good run. nintendo games have been delivering

Can confirm, watched my fav run at 1am (UTC+1)

I could never beat that dragon or whatever he just fought.

fair enough

Anyone have a comparison for the current donations with this time last year?

Comfy game, comfy runner, comfy couch.

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gdqstat.us/previous-events/agdq-2017/

one of the old threads had the tracker for it