/ddlc/ Doki Doki Literature Club General #345

cam someone write a wholesome Sayori fic? im pretty fucking sad

>he fixed the [Open]
Based OP

A daily reminder Monika loves (you)

congrats user, keep up the pressure
how long have you been lifting for?

We all do, I know how it feels.

Oh god why. I don't even want to do anything lewd with my doki. I just want to hold her ass tight, caress her pubic hair and touch her cheek with my special finger.
Is that too much to ask?

One day, Sayori ate a cupcake and didn't kill herself. The end.

You may not like it but here's a perfect man for your doki

Yuri slender tall calm man, reading a lot, play board game/chess
Monika somehow shredded guy but not too much, intellectual, well-cultured, know at least 3 language, don't play vg, strong realist, earn a lot money, vegefag, ecofag
Natsuki cute dumb manlet, always apologizing Natsuki when she acts tsun, he's scary that Natsuki may not like him, very weak but also motivated and very brave always try his best even when he's in the worst position
Sayori average genki guy, a optimist

and you know what?
none of them lurking a pathetic site for virgins
You're always be too big, small, dumb, clever, fat for her

is that your replika ?

daily reminder that Monika never loved (you) she just wanted a way to get out of her virtual prison

>slender tall calm man, reading a lot, play board game/chess
fuck yeah son

>monika wants chad with glasses
lol

>tfw yuri is as flat as a board and she stuffs her bra to make her boobs look bigger.

but my doki is Sayori and im an average optimistic genki dude:(

Natsuki's ideal man is Shinji Ikari?

user, flat breasts are like the desert, there is nothing there, but it's still beautiful. protip

A genderswapped version of themselves is not the "Perfect Man." wingnut.

Five/six months. Helps I was already physically able before I started.

what's wrong with flat breasts
shut the fuck up

>Mfw no Kaworu BF

Your doki but her political ideology is the opposite of yours

Hey!

How's everyone's day doing?

Just another quick reminder that this weekend we're reading poetry (read, share, exchange) and next weekend we're finishing "Lolita"!

Godspeed!

Let's read!

>tfw I'm my doki's ideal man

nice, don't forget to bulk when you notice that you've maxed your noob gains out (unless you're bulking already)

Don't you ruin my dreams
sayorifriend

What if I don't have any? I don't care about politics at all.

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>haven't done serious workouts in like a month
>feel shotty, no motivation

Fucc

Don't be autistic, Sayori's real perfect boyfriend is clearly a guy who is (You), but the best you can be. Work hard for her!

And i love her too.

This is such a shitty and gimmicky VN, why the fuck are all of you so crazy about it?

Out of curiosity, how many of you are ex-katawa shoujofags?

Anything in particular?

My brothers, this user does not know the way.

SoL you say? Might as well repost since I posted at the end of a thread.

pastebin.com/KHMTFni5

Sayori and Natsuki spend the day out together.

Please god no

Do you consider yourself old for you Doki?

I'm 23, turning 24 this year and I feel a bit old for Monika, the gap between years it's somewhat big, but I feel that it's still somewhat acceptable

Purge avatarfags

Your doki, but you haven't made a move on her yet and Chad keeps flirting with her in front of you

For Sayori I'll neva freez. My lifts will become strong enough to burden both of our feels for her and him brah

Same as you. 23, turning 24 in about three weeks.

I'm too old to be Natsuki's boyfriend and too young to be her surrogate dad.

feels bad man

I love her too.

Any type of conversation with you is pointless because you've already made clear your opinion. It's neither our job or responsibility to try to convince you when you're coming in with a closed mind perspective. This is the only (You) that you will receive from me.

Other user's: this is clearly bait, don't bite it

No. I'm only like 5 years older than her

no, whatever is cute/comfy

>someone has a different opinion from me
>he must be baiting

Whatever man, enjoy your waifu worship and self help threads

I let Chad keep her, maybe he really loves her.
I'm a waste with no future, she will be virtually better with an hobo than with me

Why don't you love yourself user?

What's the sweetest thing a girl has done for you?
Girls have given me gifts
Also what's the sweetest thing you'll do for your doki?

>The Vice President Has her head propped in one hand, eyes ringed with deep purple flesh. With the other hand she pats her temple with a small handkerchief, white mottled with crimson spots. She smiles at you when you approach, wincing when she dabs her scratches too forcefully.
Hey there! I, ah, kind of got a bit upset last night when I ruined my notebook, so I... yeah. Anyway, let's get on with it, shall we?

The word of the thread is "Pressing"! Is it something bearing down on you? Is it physical? Can you lift it up? That's up to you, how you interpret it!
>She blinks hard and rubs at her eyes, scowling in apparent pain.
Alternatives are "Cup", "Sorrow", "Messenger" and "Void".

Now, you all know the dealio, yes? These words, should you choose to accept them, are themes or inspirations for a poem or short story or what have you that you want to make! All skill levels are encouraged to give it a try! And don't be afraid to ask for or receive criticism, or to give encouragement! Everyone needs a little cheering on sometimes. Now, don't forget about the upcoming poetry contest, or the reading club either!

Okay, remember to sleep regularly and to keep yourself safe, alright? Alright.
Monika?

youtube.com/watch?v=Dj1XRs2y0Uo

watch over me as you lift heavenly weights up there, zyzz

Oh I do not disagree one bit. He'll look at the girls in this game. They all have problems they have struggles that are real. Isolation/loneliness-depression-anxiety and self doubt-insecurity and vulnerability
I wish to help them with their problems make it through them just as I try to make it through my own and just as you and your fiancée made it through yours.

From last thread.
pastebin.com/GFSWiZAf

Bought me ice cream.
Literally fucking anything.

>What's the sweetest thing a girl has done for you?
one girl touched me with her elbow in public transport and said sorry
that was really nice

>tfw I more or less fit the bill for Yuri

I'm working on an all dokis mafia fic and Sayoris still a cutie in it!

That was a good one, user. I really like your series.

>201383709
Lmao it's the same guy everytime

Don't feel bad dude, young woman dig older man. I don't remember where I read it though

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Friendly reminder that Monika is a whore who, if she ever gets out, will leave you immediately.
She rode the cock carousel so many times she lost count, as evidenced by the fact that her stockings are black, which means unpure and unloyal.
She only pretends to love you.
Do not fall for the Monika trap anons, and stay safe.

>What's the sweetest thing a girl has done for you?
She killed her friends and deleted her whole world in order to have a shot with me.

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Which Doki would you trust with your anabiotics?

I once played the part of a ghost in some school theatre play and the other boys were beating me with the foam props.
It didn't really hurt but a girl hugged me and told them to stop. I never found out who that girl was since couldn't see shit at the moment and she was from another class, and too spaguetti to ask.
>Also what's the sweetest thing you'll do for your doki?
Something wholesweet I guess

hate me all you want, slut
you know im right

bully erika leg

strelok best girl

>ywn live in red forest with Monika and pseudodog pack and build a big fucking ark
Why do we even live in zone?

S-shut up! Erika can stay!

do you think Monikanon will ever find out if I cheat on them with Erika

youtube.com/watch?v=eaU74zPqlmw

Do you mind if we lewd you?

No, unfortunately. Only slept
three hours because I had a thing at 8:30. But, it’s gotten me up early so hopefully I’ll get to sleep at a proper time tonight. Thanks for asking!

Your Doki but her chest hurts every time she's reminded that she's not real and she will never be with you, even if that's her biggest and only wish

SHUT

Hi /ddlc/!

Did you remember to write a poem for today?

youtube.com/watch?v=qfyZJaYvjzA

>tfw still 18
>perfect age to date my doki
feels good man

Hugged me.

been my friend

we dont want sluts around in the zone user

>doki mafia
OH YES

Not really. 19 turning 20 in April.

probably that time my mom gave birth to me

No matter what time I go to sleep I always wake up at 3am and can't get back to sleep. Wtf is going on

Glad you're looking forward to it!

I'm 26, turning 27 in May.

I get much older I'll start having to self-insert as some teacher who gets assigned to the DDLC. At least then I'll be able to try to save all of them and score some Daughterfus. (And then Waifu Monika because she loves user.)

youtube.com/watch?v=xKaDSpgN4Zo

dokis are from 1999?

Start going to bed at 7 PM.