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Here comes T.Racer!
1st for reaper is a pedophile
tracerposting
I want to bully Hanzo until he cries!
So is watching OWL going to be GOTV in CSGO where you can view it from any angle or is it just going to be a stream?
To those who are going to ask; Seoul colors are basic bitch shit, stop being afraid of bright colors
Hello /owg/,
This is my waifu. I know some people won't understand but I fell in love with her. Everytime I am sad I look at pictures of her and I can hear her voice in my head. "love, D.va!".
When I think of her I get this feeling in my heart, this warmth. No 3D woman could ever let me feel like this. Every night I look up to the night sky, and wish that she would be real, so I could stop hugging my dakimakura of her and instead hold her tight in my bed. In the morning she would already be up and cooking breakfast. After a few months we would get engaged and have two or three kids. Sure, we would have lots of work, and I would work maybe 2 jobs to give her the luxuary she deserves but I would do so smiling, knowing I would make her happy. Then when our children finally all moved out, we would take some time off and see the world. Paris, Venice, Naples, New York, Sydney, Jerusalem, Hong Kong and so on. I already see us at old age in our garden, drinking coffee while looking at the sunset. Who knows, maybe even Espresso.
That's quite the Lena you've got there, it would be a shame if she were rendered completely defenseless
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Where are my titty queens? Having a game full of chestlets is getting old.
Which Houston Outlaws skin should I get?
I wanna rep the team with the most tf2 ex-players cause i still have shitloads of fun in tf2 compared to the stunned braincells that ow gives me
>basic bitch
are you a gay?
only redditors, women, and gays say "basic" as an insult
WIDOW HAS LOST HER CLOTHES
I LOVE her and I NEED her
Unironically this but with Sombra
Yes
My wife!
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Fug.
give new tank
give recluse
give love
give life
>nu-blizzard releasing titty monster in revealing clothes
The funniest joke I've heard today.
we can do without seeing this character pissing on herself in a dirty bathroom every thread thanks
>park finished content on the ptr for several months so it doesn't distract from esports
Nice one Jeff
>Junkrat - LEARN TO AIM
He's never had to aim and this "nerf" doesn't change anything at all about him.
Jeff also said that more non-event skins were gonna be released aside from the ones we already know about.
nobody gives a FUCK about blizzard world
they could never release it and no one would care, that map is trash
her titties arent that big baka
HOW DO YOU KILL AN ULTING WINSTON BEFORE HE JUMPS BACL TO SAFETY???
pic unrelated
She's perfect in every way.
Are there actually any good skins from the eSports collection?
Last I heard, they were just a bunch of reskins with team logos painted all over
>HOW DO YOU KILL AN ULTING WINSTON BEFORE HE JUMPS BACL TO SAFETY???
When have we ever seen her doing that? You project some weird fetishes.
That's usually how sports uniforms work yeah
Except one
she doesn't exist
>enemy doomfist ults
>keep shooting healing darts while keeping an eye on the floor
>giant circle centered on my character's feet
>start walking immediately, make it past the tiny circle onto the outer circle, getting closer to the edge
>still die
epic
You met your strike.
I love that, I see people outside the circle but it still instakills
lmao user how sucky are you ?
TALK TO DA FEEST
>implying that's a flaw
It only means she cannot be corrupted.
REERERERHURRRURERRGREAAHHH
no bully
DA FEET MAKE ME STRONGA
B-but I want to cuddle with her.
eat my entire ass
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Nobody cares about what you want.
but user I give less of a fuck about E-sports
Too problematic for the OW team
>Your account must be in good standing to receive 100 free OWL tokens
I hope you've been a nice player, /owg/.
>blizzard is so terrified of "toxicity" they make this shit a priority over fixing their game and more content
>esports shut down for a month
>nobody who liked esports whined
>blizzardcirclejerk "delayed" by a week (you just assumed it would come out this week btw)
>thread full of complaining about esports ruining everything
>you know how mercy is killing the game
>yeah, no toxicity is more important
It took them 6 months to nerf mercy, SIX MONTHS
I have been! :D I got McDonald’s D. Va!
It costs nothing to be kind to people online user!
she remains unnerfed in the live game, where it matters
>Inb4 only 1/2 of the nerfs come in
I'd be fucking furious
2 and a half months actually.
Unironically this
I only talk shit when someone on my team starts being an asshole for whatever reason and needs to get their piehole shut
>enemy doomfist ults
>keep shooting while keeping an eye on the floor
>giant circle centered on my character's feet
>start looking down and helix jumping outside the circle
>still die because he follows up with his bullshit one hit KO doompunch
epic
Will watching OWL inside of the game be the best way?
I just try to de-escalte when teammates start infighting being like, “c’mon guys let’s work together”
That’s if I’m doing comp, which is never. Otherwise no chat mystery heroes
>3rd worlder talking shit about our poor hanzo all game
>say "shut up retard"
>muted the next day
wtf i hate being toxic now
have a dream to be in the OWL? so did they
;^)
Blizz has more money than sense.
I know that's Times Square and all but maybe don't lead with six Korean nerds
Is that on Times Fucking Square? Good lord
How many skins, maps, and voice lines could have been made by taking that money and hiring people
embarrassing
The implications you're making are extremely toxic. Please cease or else I might have to put your account in bad standing which would mean you don't get another 100 free tokens to purchase one of our wonderful OWL team skins for your favourite hero.
how about putting people on a payroll to balance the fucking game, eh?
This is the worst part about OWL. All that money is just an enormous waste.
> 26 heroes
> most of them are braindead characters to play so the casuals feels strong
BLIZZARD WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS EXPLAIN YOURSELF ON THIS CHINESE BASKET WEAVING FORUM CAUSE WE NEED MORE HEROES
GOOD HEROES THAT TAKES SKILL
NOT BORING BRAINDEAD HEROES LIKE MOIRA AND ORISA
AND YOU EXPECT TO HAVE A POPULARS ESPORT? WTF
WE NEED A GOOD HUNDRED OF THEM BLIZZARD YOU PIECE OF SHIT COMPANY
I don't get it
what's wrong with advertising their league
i'd be pissed if they were charging me for the advertisement costs but so far it seems like theyre using their own money for it so i dont get what makes billboards such a huge travesty here
Reminder that Kotick claims they've spent $500 million on "infrastructure " for OWL
Well they did build an arena
>18+ HOT GIRL MOANING RP
>SCHOOL RP (SERIOUS) KILL = KICK
>DO YOU KNO DE WEI? 18+ VOICE MATCH
>[EU] MEDIEVAL RP
Because it's Blizzard, everything they do is wrong and numale, if you don't hate and mock them on principle you're a shill.
So, I just realized it the second or third time I watched Doomfist's short, but...in the game, wouldn't Doomfist be relatively easily able to defeat an ulting Winston?
>t.shill
It’s time people wake up on the myth about e-sports and why it will never be as good as sports. Let’s get the obvious out of the way:
Athletes are sexy. The spend time in the gym and outside and get tan and big muscles, abs or whatever. There’s never gonna be a Sports Illustrated, bikini edition with fucking Seagull.
Sports have rules, video games have laws. An e-sport player will never be able to push a hero beyond its limits because its limits are hardcoded. E-sports players are forced to adapt their play to the hard-coded balance of the game.
Video games are an inherently online medium. You can get millions of followers but irl engagements are an entirely different world and most people aren’t going to commit to irl
Stop pretending e-sports is a thing
people still treat gaming as if it was some obscure nerdshit
it's not, it's a marketable tool, and an extremely good one
>na team
>nothing but chinks
laffin
I love Mike Stoklasa and the living reaction image he is
i would say pick for the heroes you enjoy to play
Filtered
This "do you kno de wey" shit is so gay.
Why are modern memes so shitty?
tfw I can totally believe OWL is going to do well because they're charging $5 a skin and there are people who will gladly pay for every hero to have the skin(s) they like, but I didn't know about it until yesterday.
>TFW hometown colors suck so just go with dynasty
Huh
Reminder You're NOT ALLOWED to like esports because I don't like esports.
Also long as esports continue I will be posting about how bad esports are and why they should stop because I don't like esports.
>esports
>for a game where you mash Q to win
thanks user
I hate the fact anything more than animal image macros are considered a meme now
>he doesn't know about the vuvuzela fest that was League of Legends E-sports Ward Killing Minigame
So who is on the list of likely candidates for 27?
Maximillian
Brigitte
Sanjay
Armored guy in Moira origin vid
The Queen
Anyone else? Jeff implied it was someone we were shown hints of already.
Or last years 'No one dies until 20 minutes in and the first team fight is also the game deciding one' worlds
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My money is on NOT another Talon hero. That said, I wouldn't bet more than $100, either, you know?
Max would be cool, though.