Is the Hawaiin Pidgin Bible the greatest work of literature ever created?

Is the Hawaiin Pidgin Bible the greatest work of literature ever created?

pidginbible.org/Concindex.html

See the amazing sub-book names.

>Da Start
>Outa Egypt
>Da Prieses
>Da Rules Secon Time
>Jesus Guys
>Fo Da Rome Peopo
>Numba 1 Fo Da Corint Peopo


Da time wen eryting had start, God wen make da sky an da world. 2Da world come so no mo notting inside, no mo shape notting. On top da wild ocean dat cova eryting, neva had light notting. Ony had God Spirit dea, moving aroun ova da watta.

Den God say, “I like light fo shine!” an da light start fo shine. 4God see how good da light. Den he put da light on one side, an da dark on da odda side. 5Da light time, he give um da name “Day time.” Da dark time, he give um da name “Nite time.” So, had da nite time an da day time, az day numba one.

Den God say, “I like get someting inside da middo, fo no let da watta up dea an da watta undaneat come togedda!” 7An dass wat God wen do. God make someting fo no let da watta up dea an da watta undaneat come togedda. 8Da ting inside da middo, God give um da name “Da Sky.” Had da nite time an da day time, az day numba two.

>Den God say, “I like light fo shine!” an da light start fo shine.
fucking wewwww

Look up Gullah Bible

Now this is a Bible

god damn it. why no ezekiel? i wanted to post ezekiel 23:20

well i got Elisha instead:
Da Young Guys Make Fun A Elisha
23From dea, Elisha go up Bethel town. Wen he stay walking, some young guys come outa dea town, an make fun a him. Dey tell, “No come ova hea, you bolohead!” 24He turn aroun, an look at dem, an he tell Yahweh put kahuna on top dem, cuz he Yahweh guy. Den two bears come out from da fores, an attack da young guys an hurt forty-two a dem. 25Den Elisha go on from dea Mount Carmel side, an from ova dea he go back Samaria town

Truly they are our intellectual & spiritual equals.

>That feel when you can't buy the book

Pidgin is the result of a dozen languages learning English without an education and limited interaction with anglos. Hawaiian is quite fanciful a language as is Pidgin but Pidgin like Gullah and Tok Pisin have a richness and complexity that is obvious once you remove your own biases and ideas that Pidgin is wrong or incorrect English.

>they speak differently so they must be biologically inferior

It's literally bad english.

I can't find Ecclesiastes.
That chapter is always awesome to read.

How many Polynesians were a part of the Manhattan project again?

That's an odd criteria for intelligence.

It's a creole language. It might use some English vocabulary, but it's literally a different language.

How many Nobel prizes in physics, chemistry, medicine, economics or literature have Polynesians won?

How many Polynesians are there?

Jus me an da other guy now

You know this is literally the Humanities board right?

DAS RITE

HAVE YOU TRIED MINING BRONZE WITH COCONUTS UNDERWATER?

unfortunately my people could not just move in and kill the Indians in their copper mines like you did.

I found the Audio book

>unfortunately my people could not just move in and kill the Indians

They couldn't have even if they tried.

"God's preserved word" they told me.
"Inerrancy of scripture" they told me.

>but it's literally a different language

It's literally poorly-spoken English, written down phonetically.