These last few threads have been nothing but trash.
>/eagg/ migrating >double digit IQ /v/irgins coming to shitpost after a new announcement like always >that one /r/asianmasculinty guy fishing for (You)s >/pol/fags >Veeky Forums faggots ramping up their autism >historyfags sperging and lashing out
Just fuck my thread up
Carson Jackson
ANTI CHINA FAGS
ETERNALLY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Michael Russell
Guan Yu?
Daniel Richardson
IS THAT ACTUAL GAMEPLAY!?
Nathaniel Jenkins
>be elite total war player. Never lost a battle ever. >love that I can conquer the world so much better than Alexander. If I'd been around Caesar never would have had a chance. >able to out horse fucker even the great khan himself >if I'd been born in the right century, Napoleon would be nothing to me. >I am the ultimate general >spray cheeto dust over my rolls at all this funtusy shit. It's based on some awful English thing about moving little men around. >That's not war gaming. I'm a supreme general >finally two years later my heart slows down to 15 dews per minute. >Hear that there's new superior history content. Puff my vape in glee. >Stroke my beard like a real general. >even tell mom. It's fantasy China. >smash my anime figurines in rage
Elijah Richardson
I know the Zheng family army didn't wear much
Charles Perez
>tfw the arabian spy hero is a QT arabian in a belly dancer outfit
Gavin Rivera
Give me Araby right h*cking now, CA.
Lincoln Rodriguez
>Blue vs Red Woah, thats completely not Saga tier.
Jacob Nelson
>Tomb Kings and Choina
I don't know much about three kingdoms, but not like I knew much about Sengoku Jidai either. I always starting reading up on the settings when I play a new total war so this will be pretty comfy
Jacob Nguyen
jk?
Alexander Collins
wow china total war that sounds reallyhhUUURRRRGGHHHH
Ethan Flores
>I know the Zheng family army didn't wear much Their primary sources recorded a mix of unarmored/armored soldiers. Some didn't even wear helmets.
David Bell
>Three Kingdoms Total War I'm losing my fucking mind here boys!
Leo Campbell
SEETHING
Jace Gomez
seriously, how long until we are back to normal?
Brody Cox
Plato was crazy anyway.
>Syracuse
Nicholas Hernandez
>YOU NO WANNA PRAY TOTAL WAR CHYNA?!?!?
>FUCK YOU! YOU PRAY GAEM
Lucas Baker
Never, /twg/ has been on the road to destruction for a while now. Join me brothers, abandon ship.
Alexander Watson
Unironically more interested in whatever races they'll add for Warhammer than in China TW
Dominic Roberts
Yeah I was oversimplifying the Korean outfits but I shouldn't have
Is that a Dutch painting
Southeast Asians would be nice to see in a Total War game. They look like a right scary bunch
Jonathan Cox
>All this chink total war shills Just die already, jesus christ nobody cares about another Sage title.
Wyatt Murphy
I kind of wish they'd chosen a camp and went with it but the video made it seem like generals are gonna be warhammer style in a historical setting which sounds pretty shit. I'd have preferred them to go full romance with it and get generals on 4K+ kills a battle with 'strategists' taking on wizards with just as planned magics and shit.
So basically Asians are the new BBCs except they actually have money and are educated
Austin Harris
>BBC >B
Adrian Williams
>Fantasy floods general with waifus and furries >History floods general with shitposting and /pol/
Jose Sullivan
hink the most important question is who is composing the music?
I want Jeff Van Dyck. He nailed it in Emperor: Rise of the Middle Kingdom.
And hopefully the voice acting will be in Chinese and not accented English. Even if it has errors like in Shogun 2's Japanese.
Luis Perez
Think they'll stop making Warhammer 2 DLC after China TW comes out so the games don't lose sales? I hope we get new fantasy stuff for at least the whole next year until WH3 comes out.
Anthony Thompson
ASIAN VERY SMART ASIAN KNOW HOW TO SCIENCE ASIAN MAKE GENE EDIT TO MAKE DICK MASS HIGH
Levi Jackson
>with waifus and furries I've never seen the latter. Waifufags do need to banned, though, but unironically. That cancer has killed one too many a general.
Jordan Jackson
This strikes far too close to home.
Cameron Anderson
I sadly don't think it will be Van Dyck. He stopped working for Total War because he had to work remote on an 8 hour time difference between him and the studio. I don't think that has changed, so I don't think he will come back. It's a damn shame.
Dylan Cook
I want at least Araby and Southern Realms, then they can stop for all I care.
Daniel Kelly
>Waifufags do need to banned, though, but unironically. Wrong.
Jaxon Bennett
MOTHERFUCKING BEDDDOOOOOWWWW
Jordan Hughes
>Is that a Dutch painting Yea,from Reise nach Java, Formosa, Vorder-Indien und Ceylon.
Koxinga's Iron men copied Manchu armor who ripped off the Ming border garrisons.
>Southeast Asians would be nice to see in a Total War game. They look like a right scary bunch I haven't really had any luck researching their armors.
Jackson Ross
>lots of people talking about Total War: Chow Mein >OH MY GOD STOP TALKING ABOUT IT ABSOLUTELY NOBODY IS INTERESTED If you're so unwilling to discuss Total War games, then it's time for you to move along.
Austin Ward
What's a good name for a dark elf female?
Adrian Campbell
Gracefags should be removed. In-game waifus are different and should be celebrated.
Leo King
>butt-hurt histfags are finally admitting they just want the same game and campaign maps over and over until its "perfect"
Get some fucking taste you shits.
Evan Gutierrez
Probably Warhammer 2 will have everything needed by this time so yeah. How could you missed all those cropped Skaven and Lizardmen porn it's posted every thread.
Mason Wood
Darkleaf bloodleaf
Chase Morris
This general is in no danger to fall in the hands of waifu crap. Threads like /tesg/ and /wtc/ died because they ran out of content to discuss, we won't ever have that problem.
Jacob Perez
There's got to be at least as much DLC as for one. I'm basing this mostly on hope and rainbows but also on that chart thing.
Christian Barnes
I wouldn't mind the chinaposting as much if it brought stuff like but I can't stand the dynasty warrior /eagg/ garbage
Hunter Parker
Oh Gracefags Yeah no Gracefags can go kill themselves What happened to Darren and his hot gf anyway
Skaven x Elf?
Luke Rivera
Ah...the Iron Troop
I have a few photos of Southeast Asian armor. Not sure if authentic or not but it's the only thing we've got
Dylan Howard
>Yellow turbans won't make it into the game
Julian Lewis
>but I can't stand the dynasty warrior /eagg/ garbage /eagg/ is about 40% waifuposting, 20% bumping, and 40% actual history discussion. The people you're complaining about are /v/edditors or /pol/.
Ryder Young
I think Yellow Turbans will make it as a Caesar in Gaul type DLC.
Jeremiah Lopez
Both need to be eradicated. It's a stale meme and only stagnates generals. It's time to take you back 'round the shed, ole girl.
Wyatt Murphy
I know 0 about chinese history pre WWI. Time to read up I guess.
Josiah Hughes
Ok. You've all got five minutes to come up with something better than that. It's gangbang time.
Colton Gonzalez
>It's time to take you back 'round the shed, ole girl. The shack?
Carter Thompson
nah desu half way between Warhammer and historical titles would be the sweet spot.
The three things in Warhammer that hold it back are >no formations >generals are single humanoids with the hp of 80 men, it is nigh on impossible for them to die and for this reason they're balanced to have a low impact >no settlement battles & all siege battles are identical, this means they are no unique battle maps in the campaign
Pushing it more towards historical titles should fix all of this while still keeping some of that fantasy zest.
Colton Thomas
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Noah Williams
I'm not sure if it will have as many new races but they certainly will be doing ror/lord packs for each of the base races. I think that with the norsca situation will mean that they won't want to put out as much dlc so they don't have to spend time trying to integrate/play catchup with the development of wh3/its combined campaign
I mean the pseudo-weaboo anime garbage like
Grayson King
Would be shit unless they make turban guys actual wizards.
Gabriel Gutierrez
I mean, Warhammer 1 got DLC as late as 1.5 years after release and it looks like they are willing to mix fantasy and history releases. I'm quite optimistic that we'll get lots of content even after china.
There probably won't be 5 additional races for Warhammer 2 like they did for 1, but still.
Carson Kelly
>I have a few photos of Southeast Asian armor. Not sure if authentic or not but it's the only thing we've got I wonder if there's a common origin between SEAsian and Chinese kettle helmets.
Bentley Fisher
>should fix all of this
Jace Stewart
He doesn't seem to be complaining about /v/ or /pol/.
Grayson Campbell
>I mean the pseudo-weaboo anime garbage like They're just posting pictures of characters they're fans of from DW, which people will recognize, instead of from RotK, which they will not.
WHY DOES CA HATE THEIR CUSTOMER BASE SO MUCH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERE IS MEDIEVAL 3 I WANT TO PLAY REAL HISTORY NOT CHINK SHIT AND FANTASY
Samuel Gonzalez
Will TW:China have cute girl generals and cute girl map sprites and cute girl agents
Robert Gray
Posting in honor of the poster who was posting in honor of the poster who posted in honor of the poster who posted Cao Cao in the hopes we would get a Three Kingdoms TW.
We did it.
Zachary Scott
Is my boy Ma Chao gonna be represented?
Anthony Scott
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John Adams
chinese are not cute, so no
Charles Nelson
There will be full romance options, from hugging to kissing to sweaty summer palace lovemaking. It's called Romance of the Three Kingdoms for a reason.
Elijah Clark
Most people are not cute. Just pick out the cute ones.
Bentley Lewis
The plight of an innocent historyvagrant
Colton Cook
Reminder to enjoy your favorite Total War setting and let others enjoy theirs as well!
Josiah Scott
CA seems to have a policy against attractive women, so probably not outside of event art.
Blake Brooks
Anyway, mass suicide of historyfags when?
>years of warhammer >new announcement >it's basically an atilla expansion >i-it's ok there's a historical title in the works >it's china with hero units killing gorillions
It's great to see you retards finally getting btfo properly so you can fuck off for good already with your rampant whining and shitposting.
Juan Rivera
You forgot napping with fellow men to increase diplomatic relations.
Cameron Moore
reminds me of that m&b mod, swed mayo - that would have made a good tw >conquistadors >muslims >the various SEA kingdoms I can't remember the names of >chinese
David Robinson
Don't think so.
Jack Perez
The Germanic Priestess was fucking hot though
Mason Peterson
there are none. Being chinese and being cute is contradictory. They would have to import japanese
Parker Brown
This can't be happening.
William Rodriguez
It will be the total war with the best diplomacy
Ryan Green
Suvarnabhumi Mahayuth
Brody Taylor
Those are some stylin' hats. I love the red.
Hudson Phillips
>2016 >people memed the UK out of Europe >people memed Portugal to European Champions >people memed a demented celebrity to US president
>2018 >people memed Georgia into CiVI >people memed Araby into Warhammer 2 >People memed China into Total War
What will 2020 offer?
Christian Perry
Where do you think you are?
Connor Reed
...
Nicholas Campbell
you are the cancer that kills this franchise
Carter Carter
t. weeaboo The Japanese and the Chinese look more or less the same to begin with, and the Chinese in particular have sometimes been stipulated as not even really a single ethnicity at all so their looks vary widely