/twg/ - Total War General

Fantastical History Edition

>FAQs and General Info
pastebin.com/gZ1T9VCN
pastebin.com/uGj4AUHR
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>Total War Three Kingdoms Info
Announcement Trailer - youtu.be/s4D42vMUSIM

>Thrones of Britannia Info
Alfred the Great Trailer - youtu.be/5MUdiBfXo04
totalwar.com/blog/anglo-saxon-unit-rosters
totalwar.com/blog/anglo-saxon-england
totalwar.com/blog/thrones-britannia-faq

>Warhammer 2 Info
37 Minutes Tomb Kings Gameplay - youtube.com/watch?v=O-aXyiLim2k
Tomb Kings Trailer - youtu.be/IpWqKme-g_4
totalwar.com/blog/warhammer-ii-development-update


Campaign posting and screenshot sharing encouraged!

Ancient Scribes

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nextshark.com/farina-behm-german-woman-receives-death-threats-for-having-an-asian-boyfriend/
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Rest easy, now, Caocao poster.

fuck china

how do i learn how to talk like greenskins?

These last few threads have been nothing but trash.

>/eagg/ migrating
>double digit IQ /v/irgins coming to shitpost after a new announcement like always
>that one /r/asianmasculinty guy fishing for (You)s
>/pol/fags
>Veeky Forums faggots ramping up their autism
>historyfags sperging and lashing out

Just fuck my thread up

ANTI CHINA FAGS

ETERNALLY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

Guan Yu?

IS THAT ACTUAL GAMEPLAY!?

>be elite total war player. Never lost a battle ever.
>love that I can conquer the world so much better than Alexander. If I'd been around Caesar never would have had a chance.
>able to out horse fucker even the great khan himself
>if I'd been born in the right century, Napoleon would be nothing to me.
>I am the ultimate general
>spray cheeto dust over my rolls at all this funtusy shit. It's based on some awful English thing about moving little men around.
>That's not war gaming. I'm a supreme general
>finally two years later my heart slows down to 15 dews per minute. >Hear that there's new superior history content. Puff my vape in glee. >Stroke my beard like a real general.
>even tell mom.
It's fantasy China.
>smash my anime figurines in rage

I know the Zheng family army didn't wear much

>tfw the arabian spy hero is a QT arabian in a belly dancer outfit

Give me Araby right h*cking now, CA.

>Blue vs Red
Woah, thats completely not Saga tier.

>Tomb Kings and Choina

I don't know much about three kingdoms, but not like I knew much about Sengoku Jidai either. I always starting reading up on the settings when I play a new total war so this will be pretty comfy

jk?

wow china total war that sounds reallyhhUUURRRRGGHHHH

>I know the Zheng family army didn't wear much
Their primary sources recorded a mix of unarmored/armored soldiers. Some didn't even wear helmets.

>Three Kingdoms Total War
I'm losing my fucking mind here boys!

SEETHING

seriously, how long until we are back to normal?

Plato was crazy anyway.

>Syracuse

>YOU NO WANNA PRAY TOTAL WAR CHYNA?!?!?

>FUCK YOU! YOU PRAY GAEM

Never, /twg/ has been on the road to destruction for a while now. Join me brothers, abandon ship.

Unironically more interested in whatever races they'll add for Warhammer than in China TW

Yeah I was oversimplifying the Korean outfits but I shouldn't have

Is that a Dutch painting


Southeast Asians would be nice to see in a Total War game. They look like a right scary bunch

>All this chink total war shills
Just die already, jesus christ nobody cares about another Sage title.

I kind of wish they'd chosen a camp and went with it but the video made it seem like generals are gonna be warhammer style in a historical setting which sounds pretty shit. I'd have preferred them to go full romance with it and get generals on 4K+ kills a battle with 'strategists' taking on wizards with just as planned magics and shit.

yes please

TOMORROW

Lmao

nextshark.com/farina-behm-german-woman-receives-death-threats-for-having-an-asian-boyfriend/

So basically Asians are the new BBCs except they actually have money and are educated

>BBC
>B

>Fantasy floods general with waifus and furries
>History floods general with shitposting and /pol/

hink the most important question is who is composing the music?

I want Jeff Van Dyck. He nailed it in Emperor: Rise of the Middle Kingdom.


And hopefully the voice acting will be in Chinese and not accented English. Even if it has errors like in Shogun 2's Japanese.

Think they'll stop making Warhammer 2 DLC after China TW comes out so the games don't lose sales? I hope we get new fantasy stuff for at least the whole next year until WH3 comes out.

ASIAN VERY SMART
ASIAN KNOW HOW TO SCIENCE
ASIAN MAKE GENE EDIT TO MAKE DICK MASS HIGH

>with waifus and furries
I've never seen the latter. Waifufags do need to banned, though, but unironically. That cancer has killed one too many a general.

This strikes far too close to home.

I sadly don't think it will be Van Dyck. He stopped working for Total War because he had to work remote on an 8 hour time difference between him and the studio. I don't think that has changed, so I don't think he will come back. It's a damn shame.

I want at least Araby and Southern Realms, then they can stop for all I care.

>Waifufags do need to banned, though, but unironically.
Wrong.

MOTHERFUCKING BEDDDOOOOOWWWW

>Is that a Dutch painting
Yea,from Reise nach Java, Formosa, Vorder-Indien und Ceylon.

Koxinga's Iron men copied Manchu armor who ripped off the Ming border garrisons.

>Southeast Asians would be nice to see in a Total War game. They look like a right scary bunch
I haven't really had any luck researching their armors.

>lots of people talking about Total War: Chow Mein
>OH MY GOD STOP TALKING ABOUT IT ABSOLUTELY NOBODY IS INTERESTED
If you're so unwilling to discuss Total War games, then it's time for you to move along.

What's a good name for a dark elf female?

Gracefags should be removed. In-game waifus are different and should be celebrated.

>butt-hurt histfags are finally admitting they just want the same game and campaign maps over and over until its "perfect"

Get some fucking taste you shits.

Probably Warhammer 2 will have everything needed by this time so yeah.
How could you missed all those cropped Skaven and Lizardmen porn it's posted every thread.

Darkleaf bloodleaf

This general is in no danger to fall in the hands of waifu crap. Threads like /tesg/ and /wtc/ died because they ran out of content to discuss, we won't ever have that problem.

There's got to be at least as much DLC as for one. I'm basing this mostly on hope and rainbows but also on that chart thing.

I wouldn't mind the chinaposting as much if it brought stuff like
but I can't stand the dynasty warrior /eagg/ garbage

Oh Gracefags
Yeah no Gracefags can go kill themselves
What happened to Darren and his hot gf anyway

Skaven x Elf?

Ah...the Iron Troop

I have a few photos of Southeast Asian armor. Not sure if authentic or not but it's the only thing we've got

>Yellow turbans won't make it into the game

>but I can't stand the dynasty warrior /eagg/ garbage
/eagg/ is about 40% waifuposting, 20% bumping, and 40% actual history discussion. The people you're complaining about are /v/edditors or /pol/.

I think Yellow Turbans will make it as a Caesar in Gaul type DLC.

Both need to be eradicated. It's a stale meme and only stagnates generals. It's time to take you back 'round the shed, ole girl.

I know 0 about chinese history pre WWI. Time to read up I guess.

Ok. You've all got five minutes to come up with something better than that. It's gangbang time.

>It's time to take you back 'round the shed, ole girl.
The shack?

nah desu half way between Warhammer and historical titles would be the sweet spot.

The three things in Warhammer that hold it back are
>no formations
>generals are single humanoids with the hp of 80 men, it is nigh on impossible for them to die and for this reason they're balanced to have a low impact
>no settlement battles & all siege battles are identical, this means they are no unique battle maps in the campaign

Pushing it more towards historical titles should fix all of this while still keeping some of that fantasy zest.

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I'm not sure if it will have as many new races but they certainly will be doing ror/lord packs for each of the base races. I think that with the norsca situation will mean that they won't want to put out as much dlc so they don't have to spend time trying to integrate/play catchup with the development of wh3/its combined campaign

I mean the pseudo-weaboo anime garbage like

Would be shit unless they make turban guys actual wizards.

I mean, Warhammer 1 got DLC as late as 1.5 years after release and it looks like they are willing to mix fantasy and history releases. I'm quite optimistic that we'll get lots of content even after china.

There probably won't be 5 additional races for Warhammer 2 like they did for 1, but still.

>I have a few photos of Southeast Asian armor. Not sure if authentic or not but it's the only thing we've got
I wonder if there's a common origin between SEAsian and Chinese kettle helmets.

>should fix all of this

He doesn't seem to be complaining about /v/ or /pol/.

>I mean the pseudo-weaboo anime garbage like
They're just posting pictures of characters they're fans of from DW, which people will recognize, instead of from RotK, which they will not.

Wouldn't be too surprised.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I want cute brown girls in my total war

But I _don't_ want to play as *CHINA*

WHY DOES CA HATE THEIR CUSTOMER BASE SO MUCH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERE IS MEDIEVAL 3 I WANT TO PLAY REAL HISTORY NOT CHINK SHIT AND FANTASY

Will TW:China have cute girl generals and cute girl map sprites and cute girl agents

Posting in honor of the poster who was posting in honor of the poster who posted in honor of the poster who posted Cao Cao in the hopes we would get a Three Kingdoms TW.

We did it.

Is my boy Ma Chao gonna be represented?

...

chinese are not cute, so no

There will be full romance options, from hugging to kissing to sweaty summer palace lovemaking. It's called Romance of the Three Kingdoms for a reason.

Most people are not cute. Just pick out the cute ones.

The plight of an innocent historyvagrant

Reminder to enjoy your favorite Total War setting and let others enjoy theirs as well!

CA seems to have a policy against attractive women, so probably not outside of event art.

Anyway, mass suicide of historyfags when?

>years of warhammer
>new announcement
>it's basically an atilla expansion
>i-it's ok there's a historical title in the works
>it's china with hero units killing gorillions

It's great to see you retards finally getting btfo properly so you can fuck off for good already with your rampant whining and shitposting.

You forgot napping with fellow men to increase diplomatic relations.

reminds me of that m&b mod, swed mayo - that would have made a good tw
>conquistadors
>muslims
>the various SEA kingdoms I can't remember the names of
>chinese

Don't think so.

The Germanic Priestess was fucking hot though

there are none. Being chinese and being cute is contradictory. They would have to import japanese

This can't be happening.

It will be the total war with the best diplomacy

Suvarnabhumi Mahayuth

Those are some stylin' hats. I love the red.

>2016
>people memed the UK out of Europe
>people memed Portugal to European Champions
>people memed a demented celebrity to US president

>2018
>people memed Georgia into CiVI
>people memed Araby into Warhammer 2
>People memed China into Total War

What will 2020 offer?

Where do you think you are?

...

you are the cancer that kills this franchise

t. weeaboo
The Japanese and the Chinese look more or less the same to begin with, and the Chinese in particular have sometimes been stipulated as not even really a single ethnicity at all so their looks vary widely