/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #348

Daily reminder that you love Sayori

would you actually spend an eternity with monika on a closed room? wouldn't she get tired of it at some point?

>tfw no giantess Monika gf

Avatarfags!

Natsuki!

best girl

Here's the "user fucks his kid to death" fic someone wanted from last thread
Its spoilered so no complaining

>anyone have those hairjob greentexts
...what

Finally, caught a thread to shill at the beginning of. Last shill for this chapter.

pastebin.com/KHMTFni5

Precious smol tsun cupcake.

daily reminder

No but I have this pastebin.com/j4npZFXP

Reporting for duty!

Good morning anons, im heading off for the night
Make sure you all stay comfy and enjoy the thread

Who would John Cena choose as his doki?

Daily reminder that three out of four dokis agree:
Monika is best girl!

Daily reminder that all Dokis are good. No more wars.

k thanks

The poll in the OP is now closed. Pic related are the results for the 23 man roster. Responses are now public on the google doc as well

Am I not allowed to like Monika anymore?

Absolutely, but I think she'd prefer to come to our reality instead. I don't know about getting bored, if she taught me how to manipulate the environment like her we could start some proper shit. It's sorta like asking does God get bored.

...That?

She went to the classroom immediately, Yuri and Natsuki were off doing something else and didn't suffer any ill effects that were shown in game.
Changed doesn't necessarily mean "turn evil".

Exactly. I want to get comfy with her.

Thank you.

>probably banned
Is this site for pussies now? Something like that definitely wouldn't have been bannable when I first came here.

Hey bj user
Would you sick a dick in real life

UNTIL YOU LIKE IT

THE google doc?

It's my new fetish /ddlc/ gave me where Monika teases user with her silky hair.

Doki Doki Death Battle!
All the Dokis must battle! To the DEATH!!!
All their worst traits are amplified! They all have the power of Club President! Only one Doki can survive!

Who wins!?

You saved this trash because "someone" wanted it? what the fuck, dude?

Sorry man, I didn't realize there was another godhand here. I thought there might've been someone else with that name, sorry for confusion.
I'll just go by church user or something if that makes me less of a dumbass

You have been reminded for the day.

*suck

No one wins

...

When are we getting a Sayori version of this

Thanks, but that guy is not me and
I'm a Monikafag

Yuri wants to lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill in your bowl of bran flakes!

google forms, silly me

i did
i regret
although the idea of user and his doki having a troubled marriage is interesting

>Mixing my hypno fetish with my new found hair fetish and my wife.
I-I hate what you've made me.

Quick!, everyone post a poem you like!

"Freedom" by Charles Bukowski
He drank wine all night of the
28th, and he kept thinking of her:
the way she walked and talked and loved
the way she told him things that seemed true
but were not, and he knew the color of each
of her dresses
and her shoes-he knew the stock and curve of
each heel
as well as the leg shaped by it.

and she was out again and when he came home,and
she'd come back with that special stink again,
and she did
she came in at 3 a.m in the morning
filthy like a dung eating swine
and
he took out a butchers knife
and she screamed
backing into the rooming house wall
still pretty somehow
in spite of love's reek
and he finished the glass of wine.

that yellow dress
his favorite
and she screamed again.

and he took up the knife
and unhooked his belt
and tore away the cloth before her
and cut off his balls.

and carried them in his hands
like apricots
and flushed them down the
toilet bowl
and she kept screaming
as the room became red

GOD O GOD!
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

and he sat there holding 3 towels
between his legs
no caring now whether she left or
stayed
wore yellow or green or
anything at all.

and one hand holding and one hand
lifting he poured
another wine

>still no Magyars
>fuck you, Monika

oh no

Just because you CAN tolerate something doesn't mean you should have to.

I saved it in the case that if it EVER popped up again in copypasta form, I could post this to spoil it for the poster and try to shut them down early
It has luckily not made a resurgence though
But hey its /ddlc/ history so why not post it for a curious user?

Monika
We've already seen what Monika vs Club Pres looks like. She is above even that level now.

And I'm not anyone in particular, not even the guy you're responding to, just someone who likes your posts. But it is kinda cool knowing you like the same doki as me.

Thanks...

the apotheosis of cute

what the fuck

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

you fool.
It not only came back. It was also finished. You are not prepared.

I love Yuri!!!

Any moonrune readers know what her hoodie says?

>Not wanting Monika to let her silky hair down
>Not wanting her to ride you as it bounces to and fro, tickling you
>Not wanting her to lean over and kiss you, her hair forming a soft, lavender scented curtain that blocks out the world
>Only her face, her smile and her eyes

It means "love."

Ai.
It means love.

It's still pussy shit. Who are you to say what people should and should not be able to tolerate?

youtube.com/watch?v=skaK7Cz35u8

Where would a person start, if they want to get back into writing, but readers constantly make them feel like said reader never read the thing or really really didn't understand the writing?

>Monika coils her ponytail around your member
>She tightens it and grips over it with both of her hands
"You're allowed to move now! let me know before you make a mess, though!"
>Halfway through she takes control and starts pumping furiously
>You lose yourself in pleasure and forget to inform her as you unload, coating her blushing cheek and sumptuous hair
"Hey! I told you to warn me!"
"..."
"But I guess it's also my fault for having such tender hair and hands! Ahaha~"

>you enter the shower together but you're already raring to go
"Oh ho~ you're an animal, user! but I can't feign my surprise, because I sort of anticipated this!"
"Ahaha~"

No... not at all

Thanks, m80s. Only runes I know are slav runes

she is the most thoughtful doki

Do you really think I'd lewd post about all this and then NOT suck cute dicks? Yes, I would.

>vampsuki got votes

Huh, I thought I was onto something new when I wrote my story. I didn't know it was already a thing?

Pretty much. Shitposting claimed this entire general. Too bad.

This actually has a canon basis.

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/愛

Perfection!
Also i finnaly have a pic like that for all the dokis!

Remember to cherish all of the dokis. Whether platonic or romantic.

Thanks.

you are

I found the perfect cryptocurrency for Sayori!
killyourself.network

It's stupid edgy shit but I prefer it stay out of the way because all it does is derail the thread hard

Nice!
Take my second favorite pic of Monika

You sit upon a throne of lies.

I agree. This general is about art and expression. It shouldn't matter how morbid that expression is.

>Inviting Yuri over for the weekend after a long week!
>Making a special dinner for Yuri!
>Lighting scented candles
>Reading and cuddling with Yuri!
>I feel so fucking alone!
>Yuri!!!!!!!!

All dokis are great, it's okay to have a favorite though.
Ignore bulli - post doki.

Yuri enjoying fresh pastries

She's a very simple girl with long hair
The lass by which I know as Yuri
I see her reading in the classrooms
Shes not a person of wind or fury

She asks me to sit down with her
On the floor a book we are enjoying
I hand her some chocolate to her mouth
And she looks over at my clever toying

I don't understand the books she likes
But I think trying new things is fresh
I could use something to shake things up
And I feel our interests begin to mesh

On the day of the festival she smiles
Having some delicious Natsuki pastries
After she read her poem out loud to others
Then we go outside to read under the trees

I want to take knaifu waifu for laifu to the knife store! and then office depot

But I can't romantically love all of them equally! That would be a harem! And that's a sin!

Friendly reminder that avatarfags should kys

Good.

>Reading pastebin
>Sayori Festival Smut by Anonymous (Not Lewd)
>(Not Lewd)

C-can I have your favourite too

Newfriend Monika fag here trying to build a collection

Find new readers...

>manlet kun/user got 2 votes
i am so humbled