Good morning anons, im heading off for the night Make sure you all stay comfy and enjoy the thread
Gabriel Johnson
Who would John Cena choose as his doki?
Julian Allen
Daily reminder that three out of four dokis agree: Monika is best girl!
Jordan Ross
Daily reminder that all Dokis are good. No more wars.
Sebastian Morgan
k thanks
Ryan Nelson
The poll in the OP is now closed. Pic related are the results for the 23 man roster. Responses are now public on the google doc as well
Chase Richardson
Am I not allowed to like Monika anymore?
Camden Barnes
Absolutely, but I think she'd prefer to come to our reality instead. I don't know about getting bored, if she taught me how to manipulate the environment like her we could start some proper shit. It's sorta like asking does God get bored.
Connor Garcia
...That?
Liam Cox
She went to the classroom immediately, Yuri and Natsuki were off doing something else and didn't suffer any ill effects that were shown in game. Changed doesn't necessarily mean "turn evil".
Mason Long
Exactly. I want to get comfy with her.
Sebastian Thomas
Thank you.
Hudson Cook
>probably banned Is this site for pussies now? Something like that definitely wouldn't have been bannable when I first came here.
Michael Perez
Hey bj user Would you sick a dick in real life
Austin Anderson
UNTIL YOU LIKE IT
Christian Torres
THE google doc?
Nicholas Garcia
It's my new fetish /ddlc/ gave me where Monika teases user with her silky hair.
Luke Hernandez
Doki Doki Death Battle! All the Dokis must battle! To the DEATH!!! All their worst traits are amplified! They all have the power of Club President! Only one Doki can survive!
Who wins!?
Wyatt Collins
You saved this trash because "someone" wanted it? what the fuck, dude?
Cameron Gray
Sorry man, I didn't realize there was another godhand here. I thought there might've been someone else with that name, sorry for confusion. I'll just go by church user or something if that makes me less of a dumbass
John Reyes
You have been reminded for the day.
Sebastian Foster
*suck
Connor Peterson
No one wins
Asher Wright
...
Hudson Barnes
When are we getting a Sayori version of this
Grayson James
Thanks, but that guy is not me and I'm a Monikafag
Logan Ramirez
Yuri wants to lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill in your bowl of bran flakes!
Hudson Cooper
google forms, silly me
Christopher Harris
i did i regret although the idea of user and his doki having a troubled marriage is interesting
Ryan Clark
>Mixing my hypno fetish with my new found hair fetish and my wife. I-I hate what you've made me.
Jackson Edwards
Quick!, everyone post a poem you like!
"Freedom" by Charles Bukowski He drank wine all night of the 28th, and he kept thinking of her: the way she walked and talked and loved the way she told him things that seemed true but were not, and he knew the color of each of her dresses and her shoes-he knew the stock and curve of each heel as well as the leg shaped by it.
and she was out again and when he came home,and she'd come back with that special stink again, and she did she came in at 3 a.m in the morning filthy like a dung eating swine and he took out a butchers knife and she screamed backing into the rooming house wall still pretty somehow in spite of love's reek and he finished the glass of wine.
that yellow dress his favorite and she screamed again.
and he took up the knife and unhooked his belt and tore away the cloth before her and cut off his balls.
and carried them in his hands like apricots and flushed them down the toilet bowl and she kept screaming as the room became red
GOD O GOD! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
and he sat there holding 3 towels between his legs no caring now whether she left or stayed wore yellow or green or anything at all.
and one hand holding and one hand lifting he poured another wine
Landon Ross
>still no Magyars >fuck you, Monika
Alexander Reed
oh no
Logan Cooper
Just because you CAN tolerate something doesn't mean you should have to.
Easton Perry
I saved it in the case that if it EVER popped up again in copypasta form, I could post this to spoil it for the poster and try to shut them down early It has luckily not made a resurgence though But hey its /ddlc/ history so why not post it for a curious user?
Cameron Cooper
Monika We've already seen what Monika vs Club Pres looks like. She is above even that level now.
Cooper Howard
And I'm not anyone in particular, not even the guy you're responding to, just someone who likes your posts. But it is kinda cool knowing you like the same doki as me.
Oliver Jones
Thanks...
Nathaniel Hernandez
the apotheosis of cute
Nicholas Harris
what the fuck
Luis Davis
Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:
- Underage Drinking - Self Harm - Suicide and Suicide Attempts - Substance Abuse (Any) - Waifu Wars - Waifu Bullying - Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle) - Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like - Staying Up Late
And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.
Cooper Wood
you fool. It not only came back. It was also finished. You are not prepared.
Carter Edwards
I love Yuri!!!
Jack Walker
Any moonrune readers know what her hoodie says?
Austin Sanders
>Not wanting Monika to let her silky hair down >Not wanting her to ride you as it bounces to and fro, tickling you >Not wanting her to lean over and kiss you, her hair forming a soft, lavender scented curtain that blocks out the world >Only her face, her smile and her eyes
Dominic Sanchez
It means "love."
Justin Gonzalez
Ai. It means love.
Brandon Barnes
It's still pussy shit. Who are you to say what people should and should not be able to tolerate?
Where would a person start, if they want to get back into writing, but readers constantly make them feel like said reader never read the thing or really really didn't understand the writing?
Ian Reyes
>Monika coils her ponytail around your member >She tightens it and grips over it with both of her hands "You're allowed to move now! let me know before you make a mess, though!" >Halfway through she takes control and starts pumping furiously >You lose yourself in pleasure and forget to inform her as you unload, coating her blushing cheek and sumptuous hair "Hey! I told you to warn me!" "..." "But I guess it's also my fault for having such tender hair and hands! Ahaha~"
>you enter the shower together but you're already raring to go "Oh ho~ you're an animal, user! but I can't feign my surprise, because I sort of anticipated this!" "Ahaha~"
Hudson Hernandez
No... not at all
Logan Foster
Thanks, m80s. Only runes I know are slav runes
Hunter Martin
she is the most thoughtful doki
Gavin Cox
Do you really think I'd lewd post about all this and then NOT suck cute dicks? Yes, I would.
Jeremiah Rivera
>vampsuki got votes
Huh, I thought I was onto something new when I wrote my story. I didn't know it was already a thing?
Christopher Peterson
Pretty much. Shitposting claimed this entire general. Too bad.
Perfection! Also i finnaly have a pic like that for all the dokis!
Charles Sullivan
Remember to cherish all of the dokis. Whether platonic or romantic.
Ryan Sanders
Thanks.
Nicholas Perry
you are
Adrian Scott
I found the perfect cryptocurrency for Sayori! killyourself.network
Grayson Taylor
It's stupid edgy shit but I prefer it stay out of the way because all it does is derail the thread hard
Ian Gonzalez
Nice! Take my second favorite pic of Monika
Jaxon Wilson
You sit upon a throne of lies.
Carson Price
I agree. This general is about art and expression. It shouldn't matter how morbid that expression is.
Wyatt Price
>Inviting Yuri over for the weekend after a long week! >Making a special dinner for Yuri! >Lighting scented candles >Reading and cuddling with Yuri! >I feel so fucking alone! >Yuri!!!!!!!!
Adam Jones
All dokis are great, it's okay to have a favorite though. Ignore bulli - post doki.
Joseph Clark
Yuri enjoying fresh pastries
She's a very simple girl with long hair The lass by which I know as Yuri I see her reading in the classrooms Shes not a person of wind or fury
She asks me to sit down with her On the floor a book we are enjoying I hand her some chocolate to her mouth And she looks over at my clever toying
I don't understand the books she likes But I think trying new things is fresh I could use something to shake things up And I feel our interests begin to mesh
On the day of the festival she smiles Having some delicious Natsuki pastries After she read her poem out loud to others Then we go outside to read under the trees
Dylan Parker
I want to take knaifu waifu for laifu to the knife store! and then office depot
Juan Parker
But I can't romantically love all of them equally! That would be a harem! And that's a sin!
Aiden Martinez
Friendly reminder that avatarfags should kys
Wyatt Powell
Good.
Adam Campbell
>Reading pastebin >Sayori Festival Smut by Anonymous (Not Lewd) >(Not Lewd)
Owen Mitchell
C-can I have your favourite too
Newfriend Monika fag here trying to build a collection