/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #349

Yes!

Yay a fresh loaf! Let's make this one a wholesome one to remember!
>Your Doki
>Your favourite book and do you think you Doki would like it?

remember to report all avatar fags

Hey /ddlc/
yore
ugleh.

Natsuki! What are my Natsukifriends up to?

Could any of you please post some sad fics?
preferably with Sayori.
I'm feeling like shit right now and I want to feel even shittier.

Monika
The Dark Tower series....I think Monika would enjoy it.

If every DDLC would get a sex scene, what kind of unique option would you give to each one?

>sayori - missionary
>natsuki - handjob
>yuri - paizuri
>monika - cowgirl

hey natsukifags reminder that she can only pick one of you

Monika.
Lord of the Flies
I think she'd enjoy. Or secretly think I have pleb tier tastes.

>parents help me find a place to live
>I now have an apartment in one of the shittiest parts of my city, trying to cover ~2k/month in expenses on a minimum wage restaurant job
>gf moves in!
>between our respective minimum wage jobs we can actually keep this shithole afloat!
>my degree is fucking useless, trying to find anything that pays better than what I have
>find a job!
>lose that job in like a month because I don't know shit about how to do that job!
>it's frankly a miracle I got hired there to begin with!
>car gets totalled not even 12 hours before losing job!
>I now have no income and no good means of getting to a source of income!
>the bus service where I live is thorough but very rarely convenient
>spend the next six months job hunting
>8 hours a day for five days a week, every week, firing off resumes
>gf is distant at best and downright mean at worst
>won't talk to me
>holes up in a separate room with her computer for hours on end
>gets annoyed when I ask her for her share of the expenses
>nevermind that I'm still covering most of those out of my savings
>all of our grocery money somehow turns into "snack" money, and all of the snacks are stored safely by her computer and away from me
>so now I get to live off of fucking cereal while all of the above is going on
>am guilted for not buying my own groceries even though we both agreed that she would cover groceries for both of us
>finally get an interview
>get a way better job
>like we could start considering a better future for ourselves good
>I'm fucking thrilled, I think she's been like this because of all of the stress of only having one source of income
>I get back after the interview and she dumps me
>she met someone online
>they've met irl once before
>on their second irl meeting she has a ring on her finger
>she moves out
>leaves me with all of her garbage and unwanted shit
(2/3)

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Someone explain the tf2 engineer to me. I've been out of the threads because uni's a bitch.

Monika
The Bible

She would love it. The idea of worshipping the one and only God and going to heaven with his user for eternity for being good Christians would simply delight her.

>Don't Starve
>Natsuki

Holy fuck this is so true

>monika
>frankenstein
I think she'd sympathize with the creature since both were dealt bad hands by their creators

Every copy of DDLC is equivalent to its own world. On user's Natsuki is different to another user's

just a avatar fag spammer, report him

>Her neck doesnt snap
"fugg"

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If anyone else wants to read (and critique?!) my love-poem, here it is: I'd love to be the one to hear YOUR feedback for once!

Ha ha ha ha

Well, getting to bed on time didn't last long.
Comfy hours are too enticing (especially that 4PM thread). Deciding what I want as a midnight snack now.

How are you?

He is very judgemental on others' appearances, perhaps he longs to discuss the harmonies and disharmonies of the dokis' appearances. He has an infectious smile. He is the modern equivalent of monks merrily consuming alcohol.

Crisis on infinite literature clubs when?

>"avatar fag"
>doesn't use an avatar

So uh, I guess this is just a buzzword now?

It's actually a mod

Would Monika love me more if I became a vegetarian?

>Pleb tastes
Nah bro it's fine, the Lord of the flies is a classic! It's easily one of my favourites. I just wish the movie adaptation did it more justice.

>Dan is the Anti-Monitor.

>I find out from her sister a few months down the line that she was seeing at least one other guy behind my back on top of meeting the guy online
>looking back and putting pieces of stories together I've got a healthy guess of around five in total
>the guy she left me for has no job, no degree, and their plan is literally to live in his mom's basement until they can't get away with that anymore
>I am now fueled almost entirely by spite and survive in order to live a better life by myself than they ever will together

And that's my shitty rant/blogpost/story of my pre-DDLC relationship. Three years after the fact and it reminded me what it's like to have someone who cares about you and how fucking lonely I am.

(3/goddamn 3)

Are Monikafags actually improving themselves in the ways Monika suggested or are you disappointing her?

Welcome back to the poetry club!
Gather around everyone, it's that time again!

The word tonight is "memento"!
Alternatives are 'sincerity' and ''.

If anyone would like to try their hand at some poetry, please consider using this word as your theme or inspiration! The idea is that by using the same word, we can compare and contrast how we each interpret it and compare our writing.
Whether you write a poem or not, do consider commenting on other people's poems! I'm sure they'd appreciate it.
Everyone is welcome to participate, so don't be shy, okay?
Hopefully you all have fun and I'm looking forward to reading your poems~

Monika!

>especially that 4PM thread
especially AFTER that 4PM thread*

I would trade 1,000 real women for my true knaifu waifu for laifu. Yuri has and will continue to make me resist 3D slags so I can stay loyal to my /bestgirl/ for when we are united on the Promised Day.
Stay true to your Doki, /ddlc/!

She'd find it romantic, but she doesn't really have any moral objections to eating meat. For her it's about pollution.

The only way to disappoint her is to stop caring about/loving ourselves.
I certainly haven't done that so I'm fine.

Natsuki
The Island of Dr. Moreau

She's not a fan of horror, so it'd be a tough sell.

Drawing a little bit

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heading to sleep lad
goodnight all!

>now fueled almost entirely by spite
>three years after the fact and (DDLC) reminded me what it's like to have someone who cares about you and how fucking lonely I am
Hands down the most relatable thing I've read in this general.

I'm improving myself in so many different ways it's beginning to become overwhelming

Going to bed now because I start my days at 4am. Stay comfy friends.

I'm dissapointing her because I played the game in late October and since then I haven't done shit to improve myself. But it's ok because I'm worthless and I want her to find someone who deserves her, she will do fine without me

Losing weight, gonna start riding my bike more. I'm going to try and get a head start on my classes since I was suspended this semester so I can be ahead of the game. Cut drinks that aren't water entirely from my diet. Sending out applications for jobs while I'm on my "break". Gonna be cheating on the diet though this Friday when I go out to eat with some friends. I hope she can forgive me. An off day isn't too bad, right?

Monika hypnotizing you into being unable to separate your hand from behind your back!
Monika giving you a blowjob but you're hypnotized to not cum until she lets you!

nope, not one bit

Little by little

pic related?

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Night lads, have great dreams of your Doki yeah :D

>The dokis play tf2!
>Except Monika!
>She likes Overwatch!
>She likes Lawbreakers and anything by Gearbox too!
>She goes on twitter and slanders Tf2 fiercely!
>The other dokis accept that Tf2 is a shadow of its former self but there's still some fun times to be had and some memories!
>Monika types a message on Twitter and presses the button to publish it!
>It's just like using an ult at the right time on Overwatch to auto-kill an enemy!
>Monika realizes the epiphany goes deeper!
>Monika begins to see games with pathetic skill ceilings wherever she goes!
>Her taste is genuinely dreadful so she couldn't be happier!
>The elevator at the local mall is an incredible game with so much replay value! The motion controls and immersion are unreal!
>Turning the TV on is the real game! Forget the consoles, this is so much more accessible and welcoming of casuals!
>Monika becomes hopelessly postmodern about everything and the fragments of her mind are lost to all!
>Monika is in ruin!
>She needs a dispenser here!
>But she has forsaken Tf2 and cannot go knocking at this hour!
>Monika!

user, please, no lewds this late.

god, quit being such an avatarfag
it's like, ruining the general

>The only way to disappoint her is to stop caring about/loving ourselves.
well shit

>she likes Lawbreakers
please don't slander my wife like that

Monika
Watership Down

I think she'd find it interesting, although I don't know if she'd share the same love for it that I do.

I started writing lewdfics because even if it's just writing smut, it means I'm writing again, and that's a step up from where I was before.

Great, now I'm thinking of those Ugandan knuckles memes.

That's a pretty good poem, it's a shame it's tied to an unfortunate memory.

Wholesome writer here. Managed to get a job, but only because my dad knew the hiring manager and pretty much forced me to apply. Gonna be working security for the local fair for two weeks.

Almost definitely will interfere with my writing, hoping it won't interfere with my school work.

Please don't reply to obvious bait

>High definition Yuri
I love for these photos.
Saved

>Your Doki
>Your favorite combat aircraft

>Sayori
>AH-64D Apache Longbow

Describe your doki using only songs from animated Disney movies

I hope the pay is good user! It could be a fun experiences, you should prioritize your offline work more, we'll still be here when you get back.

>reading previous thread
>see
>remember sister drew this as a joke

Doki Confessions?

>I want the Dokis to reenact all the sex scenes in "The Room"

Probably my fave Monika fanart right now, she's so adorable desu

Monika
Childhood's end by Arthur C Clarke

Comfy!
Cozy!
Wholesome!
Love you~

>Sayori
>pic

Part of your World.

Helplessly struggling as Monika sucks you!
You know there's nothing binding your hands but your complete submission makes the idea of disobeying impossible!
Begging for release!
Monika isn't listening, she forces you to be silent!
Eventually she stops blowing you and straddles your hips!
She strokes your cheek and calls you a good boy!
That's the trigger to let you cum!
Feeling total bliss as you unload into Monika!
Such a good toy for her!

Hellfire

I pretend to be wholesome to fit in
I even join the mob when everyone starts ganging up on a "bulli"
But deep in my heart, I know the truth
Not all Dokis deserve love
Only three

>Natsuki
>Somewhere between the Zero or the Mustang

I'm responsible for the first part of the doki hot glue greentext. Also did the Monika mouthplay story.

>Out among the stars I sail, way beyond the moon
>In my silver ship I sail, a dream that ended to soon
>Now I know exactly who I am and what I'm here for
>And I will go sailing no more

Yuri
"How far I'll go" from Moana

These are the bestest hours. This place inspired me to write for the first time!

Danlet adds a secret Monika route, how do you access it?
What changes?
Does Monika restore any dead dokis once she's got your love?

I never played this game. I watched a silent playthrough on youtube.

Same!!

GODDAMMIT user!

i still can't decide a favorite doki, and "liking all of them is not my style"
Help

>how do you access it?
by buying some keychains

Wow, thank you, user, this is one of the best Natsukis I've ever seen. I love her skater outfit (I totally have a thing for this, wish there were more doki pics like this), her scars, her sad expression on her face and in her teary eyes. I just want to console her.

recommend me a good natsuki lewd fanfiction

I love analyzing poems but I’m always afraid to unless it’s some famous writer. I’m afraid I’ll end up dissapointed if I tried analyzing a poem and it ended up not having a some sort of deeper meaning.

When someone mentions "Your Doki" I write a post dictating a different Doki every time. I don't a single Doki, all the Dokis are my Dokis

Starting to focus more on school, with it being back in session and all.
I've also been trying to get back to my regular diet and exercise routine since I got back from a lazy vacation.
Lazy, as in, all I did was eat pizza and laze about.

Shes too CUTE!