/lisg/ - Life is Strange General #701

Before Episode 5's release:
>Lol Mari's theories're shitty.It's way more than shitty to become true
>Chloe has to die thing doesn't make sense.Don't worry they will come with unpredictable story
>We're gonna learn everything about Max's powers,Rachel and Prescotts even Nathan,spirit animals..
>Jefferson knows about Max's powers
>Nathan,Frank,David or Samuel's gonna save us
>Victoria's with Max,she'll save her
>(After seeing Cemetery scene from leaks) I'm sure it'll be Williams,Rachel's or Kate's grave.
>Rachel's the doe and Butterfly and probably we'll see her in Max's dream
>Blue Jay's Chloe

After Episode 5's release:
>Mari's shitty cliche theory became right
>We visited the SF art gallery for 3 seconds. FOR 3 DAMN SECONDS
>Jefferson became a silly bad guy from Disney
>David came to save us.He's a former-soldier but he can't even fight,just listens teenager's orders. Even he doesn't know she has some time travel powers.
>Victoria's with us in the dark room.Laying there and we can talk her or not.Just it.
>Nathan get killed,Victoria too
>Nathan knew something about the storm but they cut it.
>Warren explained Max's powers(!)(thanks warryn) We found out her power causes/related with Chaos Theory and storm.It's not like we didn't know or something.
>Storm is only coming for Bay because Chloe lives in there but Max's the one who keep changes the time
>Prescotts story erased.Nobody even mention their name.
>Rachel's story fucked too.She isn't or butterfly,bluejay just spiritualdoe
>Spirit animals thing died.Blue Butterfly's storm summoner just it.
>Chloe dies again in one of endings (unpredictable) It gives you a lesson: You shouldn't have used your power.And you shouldn't play this game.Now erase your choices and cry like a bitch.
>The other ending's short but it's less cliché than other.We saved Chloe,storm's hit the town and gone.That's it
>So, once again we got the fact that our ending always will be BAE>Bay

Oh my.

Before BtS Episode 3's release:
>Devs: ''Intense episode is waiting for us.Be ready for it;);) There is a reason why we chose Tempest as major theme and you will find out;)''
>Don't worry, Deck9 won't disappoint us. They are better than Dontnod
>I love you Zak. Thank god, finally a developer who understands us!! What did we do to deserve him guyssss
>CLOUD 9!!! TELL ME WHATCHU REALLY LIKE... BE READY FOR MULTIPLE KISSESSS!! CLOUD 9 WOHOOOO
>Sera is a witch. Ending is going to be awesome
>We will see how Damon got killed
>We will get our revenge from Skeevy guys too
>We will see Skip's concert too. Rachel and Chloe will go there yeeeyy
>All plot holes Dontnod left will all be answered.
>Beanie Queen Steph will get hug and also we will have advice scene ;);)
>They will not touch 3 years. They will keep their promises:) Unlimited happy endings are coming. 6 variations depending our choices with RACHEL HYPE CLOUD9

After BtS Episode 3's release:
>Deck9's worse than Dontnod
>Devs were bullshitting all along: Tempest? They forgot it. Poor Shakespeare is rolling in his grave right now
>Zak went full retard
>Nothing was cut:)
>Girls went full nun-mode and was giving each other cheek kiss and 0.1 sec cuddle scene in bed -even with cloud 9 intimacy
>Choices didn't matter
>Pedo Frank
>Frank pushes Damon out of screen. God knows how is he fucking dead
>Rachel spent almost the whole episode in that hospital bed
>Chloe was unconscious at the very intense moment
>Sera magically untied herself
>End choice didn't solve anything
>William went full Fast and Furious flashbacks.
>Even if Sera and Rachel reunite, Sera gtfos that town in one way or another
>They added credits scene out of nowhere - Rachel's ded - Chloe's still suffering. Technically, they were bullshitting about not touching 3 years either

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As Max and Chloe are leaving the ruins of Arcadia Bay behind, there's one more tragic story unfolding
>Alice and Lisa stuck in Max's room, Alice hasn't eaten anything in days, the dorms are destroyed and no one comes looking for them
>"No one's gonna come save us, this is the end, we'll starve to death..."
>Alice...you can survive this and go back to your owner. All you have to do is... all you have to do is eat me."
>"What? No, fuck that. Lisa, you're my number one priority, I'm not eating you!"
>"Alice, think about it... how many times this week did you try to nibble my leafs? I'm a plant, Alice, you're a bunny, maybe it's time I accept my destiny... OUR destiny."
>"Lisa, I can't make this choice!"
>"No Alice, you're the only one who can"

>eat Lisa
instaud.io/kVV

>eat your own foot
instaud.io/kWb

What a qt. It's like she's looking right at me.

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She is staring at the lewd pics Max sent her.

Well I hope Chloe keeps them in a safe place. It'd be awkward if David found them when he was going through Chloe's shit.

This looks disgusting.

Chloe supports your transition

How the fuck would ever want to be the inferior sex?

Who*

>tfw qt Chloe gf

I love Max's face reaction here.

sucks to be you

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Because they just do
It's in your heart

I want to be transported in the game and steal Max from Chloe and runaway with Max

>It's in your heart
not in mine.

So you want to be... Warren?

Warren doesn't have the balls to steal from Chloe though. He's too much of a pussy to do so.

I am afraid it's too late for that. Chloe has converted Max into a level 10 lesbian. Sorry boys.

>Max
>lesbian
nice meme

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YOU are a meme.

Well that's easy, just gotta wait until Chloe falls asleep

>Europeans wake up
>spike in shitposting
Gets my noggin hella joggin

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>That fork
Do you think Lisa likes to feed her girlfriend?

Holy fuck that pic is cute

>implying it's not burgers who do all the shitposting

Daily reminder that you're a great person and Kate loves you unconditionally.

>Daily reminder that you're a great person
STAHP! That's not true at all.

>and Kate loves you unconditionally
Okay, that is true.

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youtube.com/watch?v=HQ7wZNelueE

Dating Kate Marsh Headcanons

- Kate gives the best cuddles known to man. The kind that make you feel warm and fuzzy inside.
- Doesn’t force her beliefs on you but is 100% willing to share them with you if you ask.
- Plays with you fingers when you’re holding hands. Loves stroking her thumb across the back of your hand.
- Whenever she’s with you her smile practically never leaves her face for a second.
- Makes lists. Shopping lists, to do lists, you name it ; Kate has a list for it.
- Those lists are written in the most beautiful handwriting and often have pretty doodles on them.
- Kate is very open and understanding. You can go to her with any problem and she’ll do her best to help.
- Never forgets to ask you how your day was. Never.
- Would love it if you went to church with her. (but is far too shy to ask if you’re not religious)
- Kate is happiest when the two of you are curled up on the couch together under a blanket with cups of tea , reading or just talking while rain is battering against the window.
- CUTE BLUSHING WHEN THINGS GET INTIMATE
- Can definitely do sexy when she wants to and isn’t anywhere near as awkward as you’d think. When Kate’s in the zone, get ready to moan.
- Was embarrassed to admit that she loves classical music to you but often gets caught humming some of her favourites.
- The most precious of all the cinnamon buns.
- ‘If you’re going to sin I’d prefer if it wasn’t around me’
- SOFT HANDS™
- Her taste in home decoration is exquisite
- Her bedroom is one of those places you instantly feel safe and comfortable in
- Always seems to have a blanket around her shoulders and loves wrapping you in it when she hugs you.
- sweater paws
- Is very talented with hair. Up do’s are her speciality and she loves practicing them on you
- kisses on the tip of the nose
- Is 100% the type of girl that could run a marathon and still smell like roses at the end.

What are the dating Alice headcanons?

Dating Lisa headcanons?

Amberprice forever bitches.

Dating Chloe headcanons? Oh wait Max should already know those, nevermind.

fuck off

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This bot is great.

best girl and best waifu

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I want to be Chloe so I can kiss every single one of those freckles.

If you were actually Chloe, you'd be kissing those freckles but wishing you were kissing Rachel instead, so you wouldn't get full enjoyment out of it.

Rachel doesn't have freckles, you fool.

(X) doubt. Leave this once legionaire.

Nothing in my post implied that she did, you fool

I want to be Chloe to kiss Max in general. Chloe is a lucky kid.

You said she would rather be kissing someone who doesn't have freckles, as if anyone on the planet would ever wish for something like that.

Best timeline.

I'd take kissing my soulmate over some rando with freckles. Freckles are overrated.

Never forget to kiss your Max

Can confirm. I'd rather kiss childhood best friend turned lover who's actually my soulmate with freckles than a dead cock hungry methhead.

Rachel knew them first.

Nah. Rachel knew Frank's and Jefferson's dating headcanons.

I want necrophiles to leave.

Truex1000000000000

I used to ship amberprice until the "amberprice legion" comes along to make an exclusive shipping cult. Now the name just leaves a sour note

Just finished BtS and I'm back to shipping Pricefield. Shipped Amberprice but BtS killed it after that episode. So yeah fuck yeah Pricefielders I'm back on your ship boys!!

if you ever use the word ship and are not referring to a boat or freight return to reddit or whatever other fag place you came from

>honestly thinks we can't tell they were a Pricefielder all along and never actually shipped Amberprice

trying too hard, newfag.

I shipped both, idiot. But after episode 3, yikes Amberprice sank. Pricefield wins my whole heart back wholehearted.

>voluntarily making the choice to split up the three girls

Literally nothing happened to destroy Amberprice. Episode 3 stagnated them, if nothing else. There were even a few cute moments. Episode 3 sucks, but it didn't ruin the ship. Try again.

Nope. I made my decision. I ain't proving nothing to you, anonymous. Hi again Pricefield, goodbye Amberprice forever.

>Thinking that this O3P is even remotely plausible
wew lad

Awesome! Have a qt Max I screenshotted yesterday during an Episode 4 replay. :)

Wtf I forgot my screenshot! but here ya go anyway

I ship this

ooh la la

"Get in here, Caufield. I need attention."

lewd attention?

This is what a good boy looks like. Give him pets.

>that fix where Vic uses Max as a footstool while she reads and eventually let's max rub her pussy on her foot and then lick her foot clean

Pompidou eventually becomes friends with Alice after realizing she's harmless. Sometimes she gives him friendly pats on the head.

Imagine being Rachel in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Chloe Price, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all she really wants to do is fuck the drugged Victoria Chase in her dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Rachel and not only get on one knee while Chloe Price flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her bruised and stinky skin, and just stand there, minute after minute, while she singlehandedly destroys the play you've spent months preparing for. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's GOT IT and DAMN, CHLOE PRICE ACTS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged Christian rape victims for your ENTIRE life coming straight out of the glamour of LA. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the three day old stink that's breaking out on her bruised up face as she struts around the stage just looking at shit and leering at Dana while the poor girl is trying to act, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get to stand there and revel in her "genderfluid (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with a diet of pot and diner food in the previous months. And then Keaton calls for another encore, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before Skip Matthews could put you down, but you stand there and endure, because you're fucking Rachel. You're not going to lose your future modelling career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

Did anyone else find Rachel boring? I feel like she wasn't developed as a character enough to feel anything for her. Honestly thought Steph, Drew, and James were more real.

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Okay, I'm near done with this poll, but I want to see if there's anything else to add. Here's what I've got so far...

>Ever lost a parent/guardian
>Had a stepdad
>Lost contact with a childhood friend
>Been or known someone who got involved in drugs
>Known someone who died as a result of drug use
>Had a pet that disappeared from your life
>Felt victimised by the world
>Had feelings for a friend of the same sex
>Ever been bullied
>Ever tried or known someone who tried or did commit suicide
>Felt like you didn't matter and that nobody cared about you

>Lost contact with a childhood friend
I think every human being ever went through that.

>>Ever lost a parent/guardian
no
>>Had a stepdad
no
>>Lost contact with a childhood friend
All of them
>>Been or known someone who got involved in drugs
Yes
>>Known someone who died as a result of drug use
Heroin isn't fun
>>Had a pet that disappeared from your life
Yes
>>Felt victimised by the world
Of course, I was a teen once
>>Had feelings for a friend of the same sex
Yeah qt would do her
>>Ever been bullied
Every day of elementary school and half of high school
>>Ever tried or known someone who tried or did commit suicide
The latter
>>Felt like you didn't matter and that nobody cared about you
All the time

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