Dota 2 General - /d2g/

At least he isn't messing up with our girl on the offlane

replaced by 7ckingmad after Galaxy battles

n0tail just can't play mid. OG saw Reso's TI performance and thought they could just grab him and make things work but they clearly haven't. They need a real mid, but n0tail will never step down and leave his Jewish boyfriend.

n0tail to coach would solve everything
he could even fluff fly midmatch

wew that blink tho

and let's be honest this +420 gpm on puck meme is way overdue

>resolution

sex with qop

>songing through omnislash
lmao

I like s4 but why is it so hilarious when he fucks up

back off shes mine!

>not buying blademail on CK to counter midnight pulse
what a fucking scrub

kunkka fed his rapier and lost the game becuase jugg got it

heroes that need a new model/textures:

windginger,od,morphling,spirit breaker,huskar,lc,wraith king,crystal maiden,batrider,nature profit, qop, pugna,techies

twitter.com/Peterpandam/status/951510043475681280

HE'S GOING IN
ALERT
ALERT

only agee with OD and huskar

the rest look cool; you're just lame

based redditbro dropping the real updates like a B--B-B-BBAWS

How's that the other team's fault if they accept the free win?

Rules are rules, somewhat understandable what ESL did.

My team's initial captain left, I was promoted captain cuz ''ur already PoS5 and you seem to know your shit'' , I didn't wanna say no because they'd replace me. WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?

Just tell me a good assembly of heroes I can pick every game in captain's mode, I don't give a shit about counter picks I don't believe in counter picks unless they're super necessary such as countering PA, I believe in stable lineups that synchronize really well. But the pressure is eating me alive and I can't make rational decisions at the moment.

what game is that you're playing user? and why is it not dota?

>bolton
poor you

>overwatch tab unironically open next to /D2G/
disgusting

>there are people who give Peter Pandam the time of day
He's literally Loda 2.0 why would you pay attention to him at all?

>BBC
>Overcuck
>Discord
>Netflix

It writes itself.

how do you feel about the reddit bookmark mr helmsley

>d2g, a place where real men come and talk about the manliest, hardess, toughest game there is: dota, is being invaded by "the division, overwatch soyboy gaymers"
truly a dark page in this general's history

They've won a TI, that makes them more relevant than the pros who didn't.

>people not knowing le funny tabs/bookmarks meme
when did it get so fucking bad

>implying this was done ironically

>new teams shouldn't accept wins to get further into tournaments
Thats some pretty pants on head logic right there

gay sex with hats is too subtle for neo-/d2g/

>i was just pretending to be a soyboy
sure you were lad, sure... you... were...

Where's your NA dota pride you cuck?

twitter.com/bolttty

>NA
>implying
>dota
>implying even harder
Everyone knows murilards have no pride and need to take whatever they can get and coopt teams full of indians and africans and call them NA

>NA dota pride
not everyone is delusional enough to keep that charade up

>ribbit
>yotsuba catalog
>spotify
>game informer
>firecuck
>deleted the image as soon as he posted it instead of pretending to be clickbait
this guy is unironically trash, GET HIM OUT OF HERE!

>na dota pride
pic related

>accidentally post your entire screen
>now /d2g/'s edgelords are roasting you
Sorry there's no bookmarks to infowars or breitbart or menshealth or whatever is 2018 /d2g/ approved

i just want the fucking
BATTLE
PASS

>not having r/the_donald there

I bet three fiddy you're the soeposter

"where is the fucking battle pass?" could be a good title for a 7.07 movie poster

~ ~ B O L T T Y ~ ~

>Sorry there's no bookmarks to infowars or breitbart or menshealth or whatever
if you had /r/the_cuckold it wouldn't be much different

is this where we dox u?

is Boltty the 2018 version of Hubert Klaus?

illidian and his aghs gyrocopter meme build

you can laugh now but just wait till he gets rapier

OH NO NO NO

>he lives in bolton

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHA

just kill me now

hacking into your mainframe atm boltty, expect a metldown soon

B O L T O N
O
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There's nothing wrong with being a northerner

i bet noone of you newfags know where the LONDON meme comes from.
it was tinytrip on fit god knows how many years ago, i was there, i miss tinytrip

Salty isn’t the right word for him anymore. Bitchy? Cunty? Whiny? How about Temper Boy, I hear that gets on his nerves

Nice pro circuit dotards.

yeah.. but.. bolton, mate

bit grim

Aghs Gyro is legit, but not if you are playing from behind and desperately need a BKB. You need a lot of damage and lellidan ain't getting it fast enough.

Could be worse, could be preston or chorley.

Just imagine being brought up in the Manchester area
Practically third world. Probably even went to a public school.
Poor lad.

>unironically adoring tripfags
to think moot died for this place

fuck this game

i wonder if he's spent all the inheritance money he got after his parents died and i wonder if he still lifts/roids

old Veeky Forums were the days

come on, look at techies and ginger polygons

is this game dying? i honestly don't have any motivation to play anymore
why the fuck did they remove randoming

he was getting into olympic weightlifting before right before he stopped posting, but yeah, his inheritance probably ran out at this point, he was trying to get a job as PE iirc

old Veeky Forums was the best board we ever had, zyzz, quads, tuna, tiny, trucrypt...

but they didnt remove it, they just took away any incentive to do so
which valve was perfectly right to do so (at least in ranked)

is nuker sf build honeypot or is it actually legit?

>you can only "random" out of 10 heroes
>there is literally no benefit compared to just picking one of the 10 mango heroes
>LMAO 1BRANCH!!1
>not removed
okay

It looked like a meme when sumail did it at the summit and lost, nothing has changed since then

we get it
you're mad you cant go 0/20/0 on meepo in your pubs anymore and blame rng

>doesnt understand the point of randoming
kys reddit trash, youre the reason this game is dying
i can play every hero in the game

randoming is fucking dead and my hero pool has dropped down to 1/10th what it used to be since now im just picking one of my comfort heroes

Based EE.

>whoa i'm ancient 4 and was somehow put into this divine 3-5 game
>better pick a core :^)
why do shitstains do this?

>muh leddit boogeyman
you shouldnt need a 200 gold crutch then if you're so good

PPD IN FULL SELF DESTRUCT MODE, LMAO HIS MENTAL CONTROL IS DISINTEGRATING FASTER THAN HIS CAREER AND REPUTATION LMAOOOO

RETIREMENT 2.0 COMING AFTER THEY FAIL TO QUALIFY FOR ANOTHER MAJOR HAHAHAHAH

It's pretty funny how you can tell he hasn't changed since the hon but kyle looks like a fucking zen meditation master next to him now

>>there is literally no benefit compared to just picking one of the 10 mango heroes
isn't that the whole fucking point

RANDOMING FIX:
>First random is selected from all heroes
>Repicking re-enabled, only selects from pool of bonus heroes
>Removed from Ranked at all times, only available in Unranked

i agree the randoming pool is shit.
the real way to make it good is:
- remove the mango rotation GARBAGE
- you can random any hero
- you gain NOTHING by randoming, literally zero.
there, fixed.

Daily reminder the reason this game is dying and terrible is because of the people who play it, from 2k scrubs to TI players the dota 'community' si 10000X worse than even leagues.

Are you stupid or did you not even bother trying to think?
>play cores to grind out of low MMR
>uups turns out that if you only play cores you only know how to play cores

implying the reason randoming was removed isnt because of leddit whining
explain how removing a high risk high reward randoming feature and replacing it with a no risk high reward free mango is good for the game

yes, hence randoming is dead as i originally said

>yes, hence randoming is dead as i originally said
don't make me repeat myself

just close your eyes and pick lmao
randoming in ranked was always cancer
>mad cause everyone showed core instantly?
oh ill just press random and expect everyone to accommodate me

I knew /d2g/ wouldn’t agree with ppd. so predictable

What if tp scrolls cost 135 gold?