/srg/ - Speedrunning General

AGDQ 2018, Day 5

Schedule: gamesdonequick.com/schedule

Current game: Duke Nukem 3D

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TRANNIES OUT

feels nice to have a real speed game on

How was Prey? I looked away for a moment and missed it.

wOW THIS RU-
*quickloads*
Wow this run is spuer fun t-
*quickloads*
Wow this run is super fun to watch

a real game, how nice

is this one as bad as the last sdgq? i dont want to watch a bunch of chris chan doppelgangers fight for the right to be the loudest faggot with the most hurt feelings

AGDQ 2019 is going to have a transition surgery live.

Reminder that after this run ends, the only remaining good/worth watching games will be streamed in two days.

I know where my cum is goimg

>boobies and cursing

WHO THE FUCK ALLOWED THIS

Is that bubbles on the couch? The dude looks like a midget who turned into a real human but retained his midget vibe

SGDQ will switch charities to Trans Life Line.

is jedi knight academy not any good?
i thought it was a decent speedgame

AGDQ doublethink disallows swearing from the runner but is completely fine with running 18+ games with nudity and swearing.

>Run is finished under 10 minutes
>gave themselves 35 minute estimate

I thought that duke nukem falling scream sounded familiar youtube.com/watch?v=l_yWiGDC-68

What the fuck is up with that estimate?

he said that one clip was very hard.

glitch exhibition because everyone cares about this one game having glitches

I cant wait

pretty soon you're going to need to take a hit of HRT before they let you do a run

For some of these runners, the estimate is about 10 minutes.

"""family friendly"""

ive seen a lot of shit on this site
still not clicking that again because it makes me completely disgusted

WHO
THE
FUCK
CARES
ABOUT
THIS

WHY WOULD ANYONE OUTSIDE OF THE PEOPLE RUNNING THIS CARE ABOUT THIS
AND THE PEOPLE WHO RUN THIS ALREADY KNOW ABOUT IT

"uh, this wall if uh, you jump into it, uh, you die, uh"
"uh, this old game uh, has uh, a lot of glitches uh"
"uh, if you uh, clip into this, uh, thing that youre, uh not supposed to, uh the game doesnt, uh like that"

Why is the entire friday so shit?

Only good game is jak & daxter

this "glitch exhibition" shit is the most boring fucking thing i think i've ever witnessed. WHY

WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA

>"So this is interesting, if you crouch and jump on this wall here, you just die"
amazing

This was the funniest shit as a kid

interesting, carmacks game was not nearly as broken

It's okay, because it will teach children acceptance and stuff. :)

Note: if no one in the audience is laughing during a glitch exhibition, it's a waste of time.

Be happy nobody funded the lobotomy chicken. That was embarrassing.

jesus fucking christ thats nasty

what's lobotomy chicken

Why are people sitting on the floor nu-male style when theres chairs everywhere?Why are people sitting on the floor nu-male style when theres chairs everywhere?

autism incarnate

they want to be closer

it is what happens when you are bronny and still wanna be a chad

Man do I hate the high movement/turn rate speedruns. Motion sickness out the wazoo.

youtu.be/-FVTx6tQ-Dk?t=16s
The idiot runner's made up song

Glad it wasn't funded

wait WHAT THE FUCK the runner of duke nukem is some OTHER PERSON?

WHO WAS THE FIRST PERSON? WHO WAS THAT FAT FUCK WASTING ALL OUR TIME? he was uncharismatic as FUCK and should feel embarrassed for wasting EVERYONE'S TIME

Is Spikevegeta a soyboy?

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>one hour setup block after jedi knight
what

Are you ready for Fwahaha

it's the Boshy incentive that will inevitably get met.

The guy who ran Secret of Evermore has some kind of in-joke with his twitch circlejerk where he acts like a drooling retard and someone thought it was a good idea to put it behind a 20(?)k donation incentive.

youtube.com/watch?v=-FVTx6tQ-Dk

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Is it going to be run by our boy weewee?

Imagine if they made a 20k incentive NOT to hear that.

Jesus Christ you guys are never happy watching gdq.

Make your own meme marathon if you hate it so much

"Great news guys, we broke $500k in just 1 hour"

how new?

I'm working on it

fuck off tranny

do you think far-right will eventually succumb to the estrogen curse
I could see them going trapmode

alright, im starting Fast Games Run Moistly
it's based in a florida swamp
I need a few million to get things up and running

You're too late.

where can i submit a run

the runner can't even talk

>this uh
>uh
>this two

fuck this is gonna be a long 10 minutes

>florida
smashtherecord

With plastic bottles, soy and fast food, of course.

Honestly, to all of you who are actually bothered by someone on the couch being transgender? To all of you who are bothered by chat being subs only, stating that the things you spam in the chat aren't bigotry and hatred, and they're "just facts"?

Just stop watching. AGDQ is meant to be a fun speedrunning event that pulls money together to support charity. It isn't an event meant to illicit hatred. It isn't meant to be an online forum to spread hatred, or to even discuss transgender issues in the first place. The fact that someone on the couch was transgender? Irrelevant. Completely irrelevant. Does it change the quality of the run? Does it change the interactions between the people on the couch and in the audience?

Nobody asked for your opinion on whether being transgender is right or wrong, or whether they're a she, a "he lul" or an "it". We aren't here to discuss transgender issues. If it bothers you so much that you legitimately cannot keep yourself from being toxic, just stop watching. From the people most entrenched in liberalism, to the most radical of conservatives, I think it's safe to say almost nobody wants to hear constant chatter about transgenderism and how it's the "real cancer" during a goddamn live stream of speedruns. I certainly don't.

To those it honestly bothers; the more you make a big deal out of it, the more it becomes a part of speedrunning. In doing this, you only make a big deal out of something you presumably want to not be a part of speedrunning in the first place. So just stop.

you have to come down to the swamp and deliver the run on a usb stick

That pasta's getting a little too al dente for my taste, 8326

didn't read lol

what's so special about this episode
why was this 10k

nice pasta

uhmn sweetie im not reading any of that
go back to plebbit okay hun?

>he doesn't know esa is next month

>201528326
Look ma, I posted it again

It was added in a recent re-release so it's latter-day DLC.

his name is hitchix

fuck all yall and stop shitting up the thread and humanity with your anti trans bs

>Just stop watching
man i wish everyone did this then we wont have to complain anymore since it would be dead

>Does it change the quality of the run?
you mean like when the faggot is forcing his voice so much that every sentence sounds like a question? yes it does

srg in a nutshell

>being bothered by mentally ill people being encouraged to mutilate themselves is shitting up humanity

>just stop watching
That's what you faggots said about chimps kneeling in the NFL. Then people actually stopped watching and you got mad.

Like um, be careful sweetie?

This guy has no excitement in his voice. Why does he speedrun? Did he lose interest three years ago and now just does it because he doesn't want to get a job? Is it depression? Is it loneliness? Is he just autistic? Is it all of the above?

What's wrong with him?

the T-blockers are kicking in

ah yes, speedrunning gives the most stable income for sure

he is focusing on the run u mong

>Lets have 3 runs in a row where the runner is so incompetent they can't properly tell the event staff when time is coming up.

>Did he lose interest three years ago
pretty much the state of speedrunning

>6:35 time with 35 minute estimate
under budget and ahead of schedule, maga

he is just a calm and collected dude, nothing wrong with that

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got too close to the tranny couch desu

>that... sigh...
>was such a fun... run to watch......

>can't mute stream sound while ad is running
fucking jews

>jedi knight

Will it be good or not?

this, but unironically

lobotomy chicken, pokin' at mah brain!

This hits home, man. We'll never see another 2013, 14, or 15 in terms of speedrunning

That's what happens when people only run the same shitty 10+ year old games instead of doing new ones.

people who run actually fast games are like that generally
look at CGN

install streamlink, pleb