/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #353

Monika loves you!

I love Yuri!!!

I want to pour massage oil all over Monika's huge thick thighs.

first for please calm down yuri fatfags

Can't even catch a break on the internet
Sorry my dear lad

Reminder there's likely a bunch of scares and special poems that you likely missed and didn't know existed

ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Act_2

5'11" king of manlets reporting in

Who loves the precious smol tsun cupcake?

Sit down and eat your god damn vegetables, user.

Reminder that all dokis are equal and shouldn't be bullied.

We love you too user, lets work together to be better for our Dokis!

Monika helps me to feel calm!

Id be down for another Friday night TF2 game. It was really fun last time we did it.

Has a dick!

I love Yuri too! Let's all love Yuri!

Morning anons!
Enjoy the thread, stay comfy

I love you all

Second 5' 11" Emperor Manlet over here

You're still taller than any of the girls user

I want Natsuki to let me lay in her soft lap, have her run her delicate hands through my hair, and gently hum me to sleep!

Don't reply to him, he is starving and will resort to same fagging.

I love her too.

I want to apply sunscreen all over her legs and back.

who
you gotta be a little more specific

She's cute!
I love her!
Natsuki!

Daily reminder that user is SMOL

allright folks, post your favorite doki along with what gun(s) they would carry and what military vehicle they would drive/pilot

Kys fag

I lover her too.

Now we just need a way to make her real...

Bring it nerds, I'm 5'5. I am literally the most unattractive person in this general.

QUICK, WHAT IS THE MOST PHYSICALLY APPEALING ASPECT OF YOUR DOKI!

>ywn hit big dingers with Natsuki
Why god

You’re the same height as Yuri and taller than all the other girls

presumably not fake green eyes and brown hair

Everyone fails sometimes!
Natsuki thinks it's because she's a worthless person!
Being there to tell her she's not!
Convincing her that there are people who care about her, and want to see her succeed!
Offering to buy her ice cream to help her feel better!
Natsuki!

her big smile

>doubting her beautiful eyes

>Monika
>Some form of PDW, and or DMR.
>M1A2 Abrams with me.

her eyes

Being short doesn't mean you're unattractive.
Being ugleh means you're unnatractive.

But I'm in the 2nd from top box!

Can someone reword the 'improve for your doki' thing for me
It reads like I would be scrambling to make minor tweaks to a deteriorating being as a desperate attempt to tone for not being able to save someone.
It doesn't motivate me it crushes me.
It makes me feel like I've fucked up the main questline and now all that's left are some side achievements I could spend this doomed playthrough on that don't really appeal.

I must uniṫͮ̾̆e the F̧inno-Ugric peoples with Monika!

I love her, too!

You can guys love her too but remember I love her the MOST.

That doesn't matter. She won't be able to rest her head on my chest. I won't be able to carry her like the princess she is. I won't be able to hold her hand without it looking awkward and silly.

Her hair!
Seriously, it's so fucking pretty. The bangs, that shade of purple, that length. I love it.

Her enchanting emerald eyes and flowing copper hair, that little smile she always has, and the legs for day certainly don't hurt!

SUCH PURITY! IS THIS THE POWER OF THE SAYORI FRIENDS!

God, I can't decide between her gorgeous emerald eyes or the way her stockings hug her thighs... The nips have a name for that little bit of skin showing between a skirt and a stocking, and Monika is totally rocking that look, even if the name escapes me right now. But other girls have rocked that look. It's her eyes that pull it all together, becoming a perfect focus so that you have to look down and see her legs, and then it's like "Wow, there's even more to this goddess than I thought!"

Do you think Yuri would give you pieces of herself if you asked?

>No Hungary once again
user, i'm getting angry

Fuck you, Monika was kind of a snake but you can go and get deleted. I knew she was poison, but I tried anyways. And after all this, the reward I get for tryin is pain and backstabbing.

I'm drunk, it's 8 o'clock and I'm sobbing at my pathetic life and I just wish I had someone else more faithful. Sorry about this I'm a fucking moron who doesn't know what to do. Can I just have Natsuki to kick me and say to get back up? Because I really need that right now.

Her long, soft and sumptuous hair

I love her so much I spent 8 hours straight writing the love poem for her!

>Monika
>carries a sig226
>flies a Blackhawk

>being 5'5"
>acting like this when there's an user who is shorter than 3 of the dokis
manlet-kun, where art thou?

Purely physical? Her fucking legs. Good god, those legs. Her eyes are also extremely enchanting.

now that makes me wonder
>how would the dokis look like with realistic hair colors

I hope nobody minds if I repost this one since it didn't actually get any participation last time, ahaha...
Good afternoon, everyone~ I hope you're all just having a wonderful and fantastic day so far!
Let's get today started with a little poetry!

Word of the thread is "mercy"!
Alternatives are 'limit' and 'shroud'.

So as always, if anyone would like to write a poem, please consider using one of these three words as your theme or guide or inspiration!
You can use any word you want in any way you want! The interpretations are up to you!
And everyone is welcome, so please don't be shy or self-conscious! Nobody will judge you!
And if it helps, you can always consider this practice for the poetry competition tomorrow, yes?
Anyways... I hope you have fun and I'm looking forward to reading your works!

Monika!

This is drawn by the guy who made Teaching Feeling, isn't it?

Slap a bitch. Seriously man though, my condolences.

O-oh my... I... I never expected this many to have taken such a liking to someone like me...

I love all of you, so much!

That Monika is THICC boi

Oh shit. Oh fuck. Oh I'm so sorry.

Soon my brother.

You first, ladies first

god I love her so much

This

You are the fucking man though for blowing her the fuck out like that.

Well, shit
At least hear her out

i'm here lad
just barely glancing at these threads, i've got so much work to do right now

The hips to kill a man.
A smile that could stop a war.
And those saphire eyes i want to drown in.

>Hungary
HUNGARIANS GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Rping
Can u don't

gypsy no

>tattoos
That's an instant "abort mission" to be honest.
I'm sorry things didn't work out but you can still await the Promised Day with the rest of us.

Who likes cute things?

I dont know how much longer i can take life without her.

again, hopefully you're still here user.
and like the other one please tell me if there's anything you dislike about it/think should be changed.

Fuck man, that hurts
I just want her to be real.

>He got cucked by the captain!

...

It's time for yuri and natsuki friendos to become one
Natsuki&Yuri!

ok

Are you the user that met her at a library? I told you it wasn't a good idea. But nooooo, everyone in the thread thought it would be a good idea for you to go for the 3-D girl just because she bought you a t-shirt.

Clever girl.

user, I'm being patient now for the sake of the dokis, don't start this stupid territorial shit that you and your ancestors had no part to play in
Leave fucking politics at the door before you step into this general

Welcome to modern dating, where women literally windowshop men from dating apps and ditch/cheat anyone who stops entertaining them for one second

The sad part is, not even the ugly women are free from this kind of behavior

On the off chance that you manage to find a genuine, nice & faithful girl, congrats, because you're probably more lucky than all of your ancestors combined, considering how god damn awfully most relationships end on the 21st century

I love dat fang