/ink/ - Splatoon General

/ink/ STOP DYING AND JOIN BACK THE ROOM

There's some old nintendo systems over the edge on the one side, along with an oversized skelly.

Can we do a private match with the new stage? I just want to explore it and squid party.

Thanks, I was looking for the skeleton someone mentioned.

>squid party.

No nigga

leave kokonoe

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Decade

I just want to walk around, we don't have to squid party.

Where did you get this picture of me?

Did anyone compare heights yet

i asked about it, but atm it sounds like they want their privacy for reasons

decade a cute!!!

Spooky.

Go to recon mode

You can do that in recon mode. Do it with rank so you'll have 5 minutes to dick around.

Woomby!

uhh got the guys asking last thread there was a documentary that basically said at some point all animals on earth would be different evolutionary trees from squids as they end up becoming the dominate species.

Im pretty sure it was called "future is wild" i would link it but god fuck is it hard shifting through youtube for a not shit link.

also imagine elephant woomy

I'll join you for some rounds, I already have you added.

where can i ask them more about it ;-;

I guess I'll do it alone then

good news! i just got some info
they're an /ink/ user and he made a discord if you want to talk to him: PlushAnon#6186

>[WUT]

End the lobby right now.

I would walk around with you user

There's a qr code on one of the banners, where does it go to?

It's inconsistant. The skeleton is huge, but he's surrounded by human relics that are around the size a woomy could use them. Either the skeleton is an enlarged prop to serve as a centerpiece or the relics are a shrunken prop to make them easier to see for people their size. Given the artbook places Marina at around 5 foot 10, I assume the former. It's not imposible they were using alternate units when they said 175 cm, but it's unlikely.

Provide screecap and we'll see. Probably nowhere though, it's probably a SR code instead of a QR.

I remember that. There was the elephant squid and some monkey squids were throwing rocks at it.

>tfw this new map gives me memories of going to the local museum as a kid
I'm a freakin' nerd

my dude why are you replying to the op of the ded thred with this
also u gonna look like a fool with that shit

>Waiting for a player slot to open up.

fuck yeah and then there was some like plains running squids that the elephant squid almost crushed

also
>woomys evolve from shit flinging monkey squids

I know that feel. Back in elementary we had a yearly field trip to the science center and nation history museum. I liked the science center more, they had a lot of interactive shit like a fucking bike on a suspension line on the 3rd story

Guess I'm one too. I loved going to the museum as a kid

I still go to my local museum every now and again

Is anyone interested in some SR games?

Room's up.

Time to post woomies and yebbies

twitter.com/DDBoftheStars/status/951645645508550656

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skate woomy reporting in

My fucking sides, who funded that, the World's Largest Bong Co.?

holy shit mine with the bike too, you live in KC? i used to live there

I want to see more plushie woomies...

Where the fuck is the big skeleton and the Nintendo consoles in this map?

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looks too squiggly to be a QR code. We'll need a squid phone to decode it.

doesn't look like a functional one

that's my shit
can you make some raildex edits

Left without me or are you full?

well, there's this angle...
might be some more here but i dunno

Shouldn't you switch spectators?

>Scientist Yebby discovers ancient dvds of these eldritch creatures
>Tries to publish a thesis on how woomies evolved from shit flinging monkey squids
>Gets in a fist fight with Pastor Yebby who believes woomies were made in Cod’s image

Nah, CA. Did yours ever have that weird ass exhibit with all the cut open bodies which included a fucking camel?

I like this

Here's a shot of the Skeleton and some human relics.

This sounds really funny for some reason

They're under the stage. You can see them off of one of the sides.

>wanting to play with a [WUT]
user...

I'm sure he's only joking. Probably.

And here's a Jelly standing next to one of the relics. All the containers are the same size, so you see the size discrepency

So what's the verdict?
Are they small or the same size?

Inconclusive, somehow nintendo managed to sugjest both in a single stage. Still going by the artbook saying they're human size.
See

Look it up man, it gets all kinds of stupid. At one point the monkey squid gets eaten whole by the elephant squid so it makes it sneeze to get out. They have some really stupid names too like slithersucker for the monkeysquids.

Geez, I'm more rusty than I thought I'd be. Sorry for being so shitty.

`That looks like an original gameboy right there

Draw me like one of your woomy girls.

Double curling bombs is fun as fuck. I'm never going back to Ninja Squid.

that's a cute sleeping woomy :3

There's several ninty consoles in the cases, along with random appliances.

Got a Switch for Christmas and after reaching 880 moons in Odyssey I have absolutely nothing to play
Convince me to drive to Target and buy this game rn for $59.99
Splatoon 1 was a lot of fun but I was able to play it free thanks to Wii U hax and I sucked with everything but the Slosher

Took me Nine games of turf war before the game finally chose the new map

Thanks for the PBs, gg everyone!

I would guess they made the human skeleton a bit oversized to make it easier to see from a distance because it's in a joke pose. They want people to see it to get a giggle.

Holy shit, I think I remember seeing this now.
>5 mil budget
>dozens of actual scientists on board
Sod the future, the early 2000's were wild.

That was laggy as fuck, is that because I'm on europe?

That thing's like 30 feet tall, assuming 5 foot woomy. That sewing machine would fit between 2 of his fingers.

Amazing.

GGs lobby

what gear are you running? swim speed?

Now's your chance to git gud and murder thousands of fish on a zero hour contract job for a bear.

my money's on Pastor Yebby

Everything ink saver sub except one bomb resistance secondary. That way I can still fire for about 10 shots after throwing two curling bombs and an inkjet has to hit me directly or 3-shot me.

DELETE THIS WEBM NOW NO ONE GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO POST A WEBM WITH ME IN IT!!!!!

STOP BULLYING ME

I think they're supposed to be human sized. The background props were probably made bigger to be more noticable, and the scrolls from the first game made showed them as much more human like, especially compared to the realistic Judd.

user...

Between that and The Most Extreme, I agree. They shot some of that shit at my elementary school, like the fucking giant ass snake. They let a bunch of kids hold up a snake 10 time their size.

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Marina is 5'10"
Pearl, who we know is shorter than average is 4'9"
The average 14 year old is about 5'4 iirc
5 foot woomy is not too far off

Hah, that's kinda neat.