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How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
Watch this EVERYDAY: youtube.com/watch?v=KYEyIGLRqW0

shit lol

bada bing bada bOom

magog

ded game
ded general

>wait for major to come so i can shitpost on /csgog/ like the old times
>its still fucking dead

Who /justhereforthecrates/ here ?

everyone
game is dead and pros are hacking, why else would you watch this shitshow

our guys fnatic don't cheat though

Will VEGA do it?

Havent been here in a while, does /csgog/ kno da wae?

can i get drop if stream is paused?

thank you for telling us you're an underage memelord
you're free to go now
don't bet on the first matches man, the results are random most of the time

I'm wondering, probably not.

I have it in 144p, not muted because otherwise it pauses, but I muted the tab.

how is smix still so hot
she should be old by now

WHO /FAZE/ HERE?

She's Asian, she doesn't age until the menopause. Also isn't she only like 26?

can't wait for Fnatic vs FaZe final.

Is that Olofmeister?!

Chinese don't age well. She's probably a lot younger than she looks. She's only 16 but looking all of 26.

may the game of toggles begin

holy shit, /csgog/ is alive

holy fuck the quality is shit

oh thank fuck, i thought my new tv was shit

...

>Not using GOTV on a second monitor

oh boy is this madman still alive?

No idea, he deleted all his accounts before the death of /csgog/.

!drop

vega will take this

I hope so, my friend. I need money for idol goods.

where the toggles at

this is boring af

what the fuck?

hutji what the fuck man

>mir

>vega & renegades
they don't toggle, not enough budget

>165k viewers on major
>dead thread on major

dead game always?

who stroking here? where you at fellow betfags?

is this real

Are both teams allowed to talk during a tactical time out?

Whiffs the easy shots and hits the hard one.

just like me

>this blatant cheating in the first fucking match
glad to see nothing has changed lads

Is this the renegades laugh thread?

Does Spunge not play for renegades anymore?

god i hate these cunts

He retired 3 years ago, dude.

Yes
This is vintage Renegades right now

Why is Scarlett Johansson playing for Vega?

where's /ourguy/ semmler?

>Game is dead
>180 thousand viewers in the prelim stage
Why does this meme still exist?

where is the toggle there u retard

jr just hide for 1 more sec wtf

u from brazil caralho?

He left for the OW league

Correction: 380 thousand viewers when you include GOTV numbers as well.

so there is a god out there

Nope, I'm a murifag

>wonders why Veeky Forums hates this game
>major starts and thread still ded
it's us

They sound so fucking biased for Rengegays.

>third TK in one match
professional counter-strike, everyone

>renefags get free trip to major every year despite playing in na
>still fucking shit

Renegades are a fucking joke jesus christ

Renegades is NA personified

It's more like vega is good

I was actually looking forward to them this major, despite being a neutral.

>people actually sub to EL

>losing 3 players to default pistols
>good

Vega is shit as well. This is LE level of flash usage.

NT russki

The quads god of our humble CS general

How the fuck do I change the horrible sound?


>not spamming !drop in chat
What's wrong with you

Renegades are gonna win in OT.

just happy this sub is back

>implying I didn't get banned for calling kqly a bitch

we can only hope

THOSE REFLEXES HAHAHAHA WHEN WILL THE REAL TEAMS FINALLY PLAY

not as bad as this shit

>we can only hope
But I want them to lose.

It's a real shame. This could be a great sub, but alas...

>vega are going to outchoke rng
fuck this major im so done

Don't let these shitters ruin you major experience, user. After the prelims, it will probably be great.

VEGA YOU FUCKING SHITTERS JUST ONE MORE ROUND

Hope our boys whiff a ump mag dump again

CS players would rather play than shitpost? That and other games on this sub have a more to shitpost about when in off season

After having to watch the ESL and Faceit playoffs on youtube, it feels good to be able to use livestreamer again
such crisp clean quality

Faze playing when?

not if ciscucks allow these shitters through
fuck all this trash eu only tournament when

>Renegades lays down
>Vega starts throwing
These two teams are so shit

these sprays fucking trigger the shit out of me

and they get paid to play this piece of shit game

esports is such a joke

I wanna break my fuc king monitor. Vega are gonna lose this map.

watch them win this last round
I'll break my monitor

this is honestly worse than vega picking nuke against vp last major
fuck these retards im never watching another vega match

I suppose it would be better for the integrity of the game. But then again, HLTV exists anyway so CS certainly isn't coming up short when it comes to shitposting.

Agreed. Why are we staging majors in the US and making it easier for all these shitters to get through? We need more majors in central Europe and more spots for EU teams. They certainly deserve it.

My heart is about to pop through my chest. I love and hate gambling.

Please don't die again, /magog/

Maybe they don't get paid. They suck major ass in every aspect

>renegades
Lost to fucking Vega Squadron

>they're relieved to beat RNG

>renegades
OH NO NO NO
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Where are my drops gaben?

So did NiP, one of the greatest CS:GO teams of all-time. Vega are no joke.

Fuck me renegades, please don't shit the bed this qualifier too and have every game be like a 16-14 loss