/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #359

STOP FOR A SECOND AND ANSWER
DO YOU LIKE DOKIS?
DO YOU REALLY NEED TO USE AVATARS?

mirin Yuri's Yuris there

Sayori is pretty cute.

Hey, it's a big OP for me.
And I'm putting the disclaimer right in the beginning so that there is no drama in the thread.

YOU ARE WEAK

Bei mir bistu shein

just be a good person user

why is monika so lewd

reminder they all love you

If the regulars are fighting the anti-avatarfags.... That means you need to go dumbasses.
Yes, everyone knows this! Everyone fucking knows this!
>Creates worse five threads we ever had
>Pats self on back

The disclaimer only attracts more drama.

I love dokis
I dont use avatars

So is the Festival on still, or are we waiting for Erika and Teach to come back?

please leave

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MULTI DAB DORIFTO?

Your Coup d'État stops here /v/ermin

i love you guys.

I love you too user.

Try Natsuki or Sayori if you're one of those cute anime girl posting, steam friends sharing, rainbow sock wearing, prison gay s-s-s-sttuttering, social anxiety having, full train carriage of emotional baggage carrying, self-despising, lonely and isolated people.

CANONICALLY CONFIRMED:
Monika is NOT for So Ronery ;_; Wojakposters!
Monika is for people who love themselves (at least a little bit).
Monika is not for failed normalfags that think a girlfriend will solve their crippling feelz problems!

While the Sayori and Natsuki fans are wallowing in their self-pity, Monikafags are bettering themselves so that one day they can make her real.

>I'm going to stop the drama by drawing even more attention to it
flawless logic there

You should have added to not reply people calling you "avatarfag" just for posting a meme, like that retard >201620714 did.

based strelok

After you circle jerker

>ywn caress your Doki's hair while listening to Frank Zappa
>ywnr have sex with your Doki while listening to Beefheart

>he rushes to make a new thread as soon as we hit 750 to artificially extend this drama
>he can't even make a thread properly

Its me Lamianon, is that user I gave an idea to here? I'd love to hear how it's going for you!

What happened? Why is that disclaimer on the OP? I'm scared

You should relax a bit. Here's a Yuri.

Is anyone else laughing that everything goes to shit on festival day

>go to /mlp/
>it's fun
>scruffening happens
>janitors banish good folks
>everything goes to shit

>join /pol/
>it's interesting
>the US elections happen
>jewnitors leave shitposts unmoderated and delete good threads
>everything goes to shit

>discover /ddlc/
>it weathers many storms
>janitors get involved
>can't see any good ending

Why does it always go this way?

this shit is weird
3 days ago avatarfags were tolerated, some called them out but that's to be expected
and now there is a fullblown holocaust on them?
it was literally 8 hours
i feel like some "foreign" force is doing something

You have some good taste friend
Love you too

post a snug monika

or ELSE

Let me save her please

gimme wallpapers

>the [embed] chain keeps growing

CUTE YURI!!! I LOVE HER!

>You submit and lick her pussy
>The lips taste oddly sweet, almost like cherries
>You realize she rubbed something cherry flavored in her vagina
>How much planning did this girl undergo for this?
>You raise a finger up and rub her clit, while tonguing and kissing her pussy
>She sighs and pants out, bending her back
>Whimpering and grinding her pussy into your face, she cums in your mouth

>go to /mlp/
FAGGOT
but you raised my curiosity - what's scruffening?

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break the rules, face punishment, not hard.

the fate of human nature

have some shimeji dokis

I mean, /mlp/ was ok last time I was there, and that was around half a year ago or so. These sorts of communities are just more likely to attract "storms", as it were, but it'll calm down eventually. Hopefully we don't lose too many regulars though.

you can have a smug monika. but if you DARE threaten that user again then i'll probably not do anything.

It's up to you to create your own reality.

Shitposters.
Hopefully it'll get better in time.

Yuri is a cute. CUTE!!!

I want to get Monika pregnant!

It would be really funny, if it wasn't that bad

BLANKET MOUNTAIN

See below
>>he rushes to make a new thread as soon as we hit 750 to artificially extend this drama
>>he can't even make a thread properly
We need to kill all janitors. Mods are pedophiles, we already know this.
We've been saying this for 11 hours. We need to holocaust them back.

>smug
my eyes are failing me.

Haha this, but change /mlp/ with /r9k/
As someone who had /pol/ as a main board, you don't know how fucking much i understand you, friend. Hopefully things will work out well again soon...

Art imitates life I suppose
Although in this case it's the opposite

They aren't coming back. There's no point in being here.

Just the silent majority finally acting up after jannies showed their support by banning one of the avatarfags.
It made sense we never spoke before, they could do whatever they wanted, kept bragging, and jannies never did a thing.
Except now they do, and that's why we are taking over the thread from the circlejerkers.
You may think we're "/v/ raiders", but we've been here, we just never spoke up because literally nothing would've been done without they getting banned.

Honestly it's frustrating the hell out of me, since right now it seems we care more about a metal meme over the topic of /ddlc/ and it almost hurts. I just wish everybody could get over it.

We're waiting. Best case scenario, the shitposters get so pissed off that they end up trying to host the festival for us, which would be hilarious.

>There is a group of people trying to bring down the general. Do NOT respond to anyone that calls you /v/, raider, or newfag.

But why would anyone feel the need to do this?

Did you come here for them? No, you did not.

So avataring is against the rules and then I heard that the avatarfags were bragging about having an avatar so some got banned and now people hate them.

I was away for half a day, what the hell happened to this place

Might as well complete the set, since that other guy already posted Natsuki.

no one was permanently banned doki doki dummy

Beautiful Yuri!

Are you retarded? Jannies killed four of our threads, the fact that you speak of Jannies like they are a good thing, is clear that you don't belong here.

Tell me, what is it that Sayori was looking for, when she hit her head?

Honestly there are some avatar fags that know when and where to talk and I respect them for that. But fuck man self proclaiming avatar fags that don't get it are really annoying

people complained about avatarfriends and half of them got banned. now it's just /v/tards trying to muck up the place even more than they already have,

Mommy Mindflayer Monika's Monstrously Massive Mind Manipulating Magic Mega Milkies Mercilessly Molesting My Maximized Major Man Meat Makes Me Masturbate My Manhood More Maniacally

Yuri!

That would be delightfully retarded.

Yeah, I'm sure teach will come back after being doxxed. I don't believe for a minute that this is just the general being "fed up with avatarfags". You and I both know this is a raid.

Yeah I agree 100%

Doki Doki Cut That Shit Out

I'm as impressed as I am disgusted

>Half of them
And again
Gutsanon
Erika
Monikanon
Are
Fucking
Sleeping

Before /trash/ pony wasn't allowed on any board beside /mlp/ which meant pony porn had to be posted there. The scruffening was the moment when the mods decided to enforce the fact that/mlp/ was a blue board despite developing a very lewd culture.

These anons know what's up

Englishteacheranom had six different people talking to him and looking for guidance or help at a time when he was on.

At most three people have insulted him so far.

I want to satisfy all of Yuri's sexual desires

I want Monikas thighs around me now please

It's for everyone's own good. Monika's wish was for everyone to better themselves and eventually make her real, not waste their time circlejerking over inferior beings like Sayori.

Makes sense. Wait until the thread is easier to shit up and go in full force. They use to do that during the late hours when not many people were on.

They've been "fed up" with avatar fags for ages now despite them being around since the early 100 threads

Can someone translate this? I don’t speak retard

They did it during Christmas and Thanksgiving.

Is it destiny or coincidence that the moment the festival was supossed to happen someone dies and shit hits the fan.

convince me you're an oldfag here and that you always hated the avatarfags.

I also did, i've been on numerous generals before and this was a living bomb that i knew was gonna blow anytime soon, but we can't help it, Veeky Forums is always full of foreign people that come from outside the site or they're just simply newfags so it's bound to happen since they don't know about this common issue on this board

It was nice knowing you guys. I love you.

Be careful what you wish for. None of us want him to post THAT story again.