/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #363

Monika is my wife!

Xth for fuck avatarfags.

They're all cuties

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

I must unite the Finno Ugric peoples with Monika!

lets have a thread full of peace love and positivity guys

>Ghost Yuri!
>You just moved into the village to set up your tailoring business
>The house at the edge of town was weirdly cheap!
>You feel like you're being watched as you unpack
>At night you dream of characters and worlds you've never seen
>You awaken with a quill in your hand!
>The villagers say something is off about your house!
>Your dreams become more vivid!
>You begin to hear whispers directing you at night
>One night, you awaken to a pale woman at the foot of your bed
>Ghost Yuri is terribly embarrassed and sorry she scared you!
>She wants your help to finish her final manuscript!

Moan-ika!

strawpoll.me/14820622

poll for /ddlc/'s opinions!

WOAH!
GOTTA GO FAST!

humankind's greatest achievement?

If you step on her then her carapace will split open and the dark blood of Sheepyori will spill forth. Your shoe will be glued to the floor and consumed by her ichor before your whole body melts down and becomes the fertilizer to grow her forb.
Do not step on Spideryori user. We dont want to summon Sheepyori.

That's actually really cute

wish there was a way to hide all the fucking greetext and avatar fags at once

Daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

>he’s still fucking at it
Absolute madman
Is this all a big joke to you?

FUCK OFF RETARD, STOP WITH THIS SHIT YOU MOTHERFUCKER FAGGOT

Hello and good evening, everyone!
Welcome back to the poetry party!

Word of the thread is "missing"~!
Alternatives are 'reward' and 'validation'.

Well, it's that time of night again, so let's keep this rolling with some more poetry! If you'd like to try writing a poem, this is a good opportunity to do so!
Everyone is welcome so don't be shy to try it out! Newcomers, veteran, whatever, it doesn't matter. All are welcome here!
These words are meant to be used as a guide, and inspiration, a theme, your subject matter, or whatever you want.
Using a shared word helps us all out since it makes it a lot easier for us to compare and contrast, and shows a form of unity.
In any case, have fun everyone, and I'm looking forward to seeing what you create!

Isn't this Monika really cute?
Monika!

>The morning finds you hunched over a page of her imaginings
>Your business isn't doing great, but you begin to look forward to writing with her during the night
>She looks so beautiful when the moonlight catches her hair!
>You're getting really into writing
>You wish you could feel her breath when she whispers the lines in your ear!
>She begins to open up and tell you about her inspirations
>Bonding with Ghost Yuri!

Don't make me halal you sheepyori!

>Jumped up 30 votes out of nowhere.

Autism

Some user shouldve replied to all except one just so that this wouldnt look as perfect

Thanks user I love her too

I love her too

No

>I don't care
>8 new votes
>I like avatars
>6 new votes
>I hate avatars
>35 new votes

Nice sham of a poll.

>The villagers are insular, they don't really like you!
>Yuri is your closest relationship!
>She asks you why you're helping her so much when she has nothing to offer you
>You tell her it's because you've come to care for her
>She's not used to the affection!
>She's flustered, but grateful
>The candle light catches her smile the barest degree
>Mesmerized by Yuri!

>you will never be an alien tentacle monster fucking Monika to climax after violent climax, then declare that she is the only Earth creature you will ever need and taking her to travel a massive interplanetary civilization and experience all its wonders
And this is why I drink.

That Monika looks weird, kind of like the perspective is off

Man, why is it so hard to play as a Ninja class Natsuki in the DDLC MMO these days? It's outclassed at almost everything by Programmer Monikas. God, I'm waiting for a buff to compensate.

Whats your favorite Feature about your doki

_________________________________________________________________Yes._____________

I want to headpat that Monika!

>Yuri but she feels comfortable inviting you over to her house
>You're immediately stunned by the large amount of tea paraphernalia
>Cabinets full of ornate tea cups line the walls
>You comment on her astounding collection
>Yuri blushes and turns away
>"I-It's not really that much..."
>"But... if you'd like to try them out..."
>She starts fiddling with her hair
>"I'd love to, Yuri. But I don't really know much about tea."
>Yuri perks up
>"Th-Then I'll introduce you."
>She walks over to a cupboard and opens it
>Rows and rows of jars with tea leaves line the shelves
>She selects one
>"This one is quite good. It has a vanilla flavour."
>She shows you how many leaves to add and what temperature to heat the water to
>Finally it's ready
>Yuri sets a very elegant cup in front of you
>It has a picture of two entwined roses on the bottom
>The edges are trimmed with gold
>Yuri pours the tea and looks expectantly
>"How is it?"
>You taste it
>It has a very unusual flavour
>You've never tasted vanilla in tea before
>But it's quite tasty
>"It's good."
>Yuri's face lights up
>Clearly she enjoys showing off her tea
>You spend the next hour being given a crash course in tea
>How it's grown and made
>You can't remember her ever smiling or laughing this much before
>She's now sitting right up next to you as well
>Usually she seemed so dour
>"You really like tea, don't you?"
>Your question instantly dampened her mood
>"Umm... well... nobody else is really interested in it."
>"So I get carried away... sorry."
>"That's OK Yuri. I think you're really cute when you're talking about something you like."
>"Then would you like to... to come again sometime?"
>Yuri can't hide her beaming smile when you say you'd love to come again
>Having regular tea drinking sessions with Yuri!
>Encouraging Yuri's hobby!
>Cuddling up to a good book with Yuri!
>Yuri!

Blowing off user's fucking foot with a laser beam to protect Spideryori!

!

it's secure! relax!

It's a tie between her legs and her eyes

step 1. leave this general
step 2. no-one wants you here
step 3. you're entitled to literally nothing. maybe if you actually did something with your life you would be, but no. You're a virgin NEET worthless faggot nigger chink. go to school or something and try to pass fifth grade.
Monika!

Her eyes

>Wake up to the vision of a ghost at the foot of your bed
>She apologizes profusely for scaring you
This would fuck with me on a whole new level.

Her eyes.

>ip duplication checking
user.....

>Your business isn't taking off, you're terrified!
>You realize you're almost as scared of being seperated from her as you are of being homeless!
>You can't focus on writing
>She asks you what's wrong
>You begin to unload your financial worries
>Spilling your guts to Ghost Yuri!
>She understands how you feel
>Her work never got big while she was alive!
>She almost regrets having focussed on it so much to the detriment of her relationships!
>You assure her that this manuscript will etch her name into history
>Making Ghost Yuri tear up!
>You wish you could hold her close, but she feels like a cool breeze!

Why is it still so frustrating, /ddlc/.

is there more of that picture

go outside

Legs, 2nd is eyes

I could get lost in her eyes forever.

Smol fang! Hair clip!

DON'T LEWD HER YOU PERVERTS MONIKA WOULD NEVER DO SUCH THINGS

Yall really like eyes doncha

Alright guys, I'm heading off to sleep, I hope the shitposting dries out and the rest of you can enjoy a comfy thread- Thank's to the user who shared his natsuki zip with me.

Good night, user. Sweet dreams.

>A groom commissions a suit from you
>It's just enough money to keep you going!
>Yuri is quiet tonight
>It's your turn to ask her what's wrong!
>She wonders if anyone from the village even remembers her
>She died of tuberculosis
>Medicine sucks in the 1800s!
>You swear to her that they still speak her name
>Comforting Ghost Yuri!

Honestly, the poll doesn't help - I doubt anyone is going to change their opinion on how the subject should be handled based on what the majority want. Plus, it's too easy to manipulate.

Lies, damned lies, and statistics.

Honestly, I'd be happy with a compromise of encouraging reporting of avatar shitposters and ignoring constructive avatarposts.

I got specific permission though.

ALL I WANT IN LIFE IS YURI

Sleep well man

Same
They're so beautiful

So when do we get to woo woo

Sleep tight user!
Dream of your doki!

I want a ghost doki to love and care for.

The day of the Ninja class Natsuki will come, user. The Programmer Monikas will see and it will be too late.
Also use a wired controller alongside a keyboard. It's far more optimal for actual combat.

Which is what we did with Natalie-lover. Whichever retard reports gutsanon needs to kill himself. I liked Teacheranon enough, but I can see why he could get reported.

>Having a weekly tea date with Yuri
Yes, this sounds lovely.

They're a sea of green user.

You can never have enough smol fang

>for your eyes and no one else
Monika would cry if she knew you showed her like that to the entire world!

Agreed

>Your shop is closed the next day (not that you have business to worry about)
>You ask the oldest members of the village what they remember of her
>You try to encourage Yuri to push through the end of the manuscript with you
>She's still depressed!
>You lie and say you found out that lots of people came to her funeral!
>She's tearing up again!
>Together, you finish the manucript!
>She's so astonished that she doesn't even know what to feel anymore
>She's finally satisfied!
>She asks you to stand
>The morning sun is peaking on the horizon!
>She's leaning closer
>She tells you to close your eyes
>You feel the faintest hint of a warm breeze on your lips
>Then, "thank you," she whispers
>You open your eyes!
>Ghost Yuri is gone!
>The morning sun seems somehow harsh; you're tearing up but aren't sure why

Mo-nik-a

Gh-o-o-o-st blowjob!

I have fapped to this image before, Monika's eyes are very powerful

We've done that this entire time. Well, the second part at least. I think people have been report-shy up until now

n-no!

But I'm not the one posting lewds. I'm a good user.

Yeah I agree with you there

Is there even a fucking point anymore

>Amy fags

...

>imagine being one of the shitposters who helped turn the general to shit all of a sudden trying to pretend to be a good guy

boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ reminder that Monika is a whore/

>As night approaches, you're filled with dread!
>You wonder if she passed on!
>It's midnight and you can't sleep
>Suddenly, there stands a pale woman at the foot of your bed!
>Ghost Yuri is terribly embarrassed and sorry she scared you!
>She was gonna pass on, but she has more ideas now!
>She asks you to be her pen once again!
>You're crying and laughing
>You've never loved so deeply
>She tells you that when you grow old, and your time comes, she'll go with you
>A blissful (after)life with Ghost Yuri!

Special thanks to the Vampire Natsuki user who inspired me to write this.

Was there ever a point in the first place?

>not liking amy
Did you understand the "Amy likes spiders" poem?

>this avatar fag again
r e p o r t e d

Her caring nature.
Also her smile even if it is a lie.

>using greentext arrows
Is that green an avatar? REPORTED.

This was very cute, I want to have tea with her