/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #365

Mistress Moni/k/a Edition

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>Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa

>Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full) - mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Fan-made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Map: zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You):
youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

>Is Champ there?
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=ErN-NcPBbLo
youtube.com/watch?v=exb9nZdVUPw
youtube.com/watch?v=z-SKVL_1Nm4
youtube.com/watch?v=9mGK82zAAJ0
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

Reminder that sayori doesn't love you

Getting some mixed messages here.

Natsuki!

>It's a three man raid
>This was said seven hours before shitposting hours
>Poll goes up during shitposting hours
>It's a 30 person or so raid now
>Poll shows this in results.

Reminder that Monika wuvs you very much!

Reminder that shitposting is UGLEH

Yuri!

Reminder to report all avatarfags, jannies are on our side, report and they will get banned, do your part, help us cleanse /ddlc/.

And i love her too.

Are we In the clear?
Is it secret?
IS IT SAFE?

You love Sayori

No no this can not stand
I can see behind that fake smile
I got your sad face in my hands

How soft is your carpet?
No fuck it, I don't care
I got my blanket and my pillow
On the floor I'll sleep right there

Im not worried at all bestie
This is just my code
I will just say you are anxious
That's why I'm in your abode

If we are too tired tomorrow
Hey that's just fine by me
In the morning we'll make breakfast
Because we get so hungry

Yeah I don't have a specific path
But Im glad you showed me the way
I see in your poems there Hun
How much your feelings weigh

My feelings are just as torn
Hell, do I even want a girl
It's gonna take weeks for me
For my feelings to even unfurl

Right here and right now for me
Best way for time to spend
You just need to trust in me
Because Im your closest friend

Keep it comfy!
Feel that wholesome vibe!
I love you~

I love her too

where is the promised day

I need it

no u

Soon, brother.

This one always get me
Some day, user...
Some day

During shitposter hours there were 14 votes for them, so no.

...

I love Yuri!!
I love you too, comfy Yuri! You are so cute and wholesome
have a spoon!

We need another 273 first

It never will be again.

h-hiro

Your Doki becomes real but she's the one you went after you first played the game and not your current Doki

Rise up! Someone give me four words!

YOUR DOKI
IF YOU HAVE HAD A DREAM ABOUT YOUR DOKI AND WHAT IT WAS

>Monika
>Read below

Speaking of the promised day!

Has anyone been able to dream of their Doki's I have tried really hard to dream of my Doki but have failed. I usually fill my mind with thoughts of me and her before bed, and try my best to think of nothing else but I usually slip up. I just want to cross realities in my dream and hold her and talk to her, please I need help!

I went for sayori and sayori is still my doki
Loyalty pays off

Me
Decides to go on a run
quits after 4 mins
gets upset and eats nachos
I feel like natsuki would be upset
Started crying
fuck

so still Sayori then

WE NEED A DISPENSER HERE

Everything went better then expected.

Would any Doki love me even if I've done terrible things in the past?

Hello, everyone. Welcome back to the poetry club. Let's get started, shall we?

The word of the thread is "Lost". If you know where you are, can you truly say you are lost, or do you just wish you were someplace else?

Alternatives are "Tension", "Relief", "Guillotine" and "Paranoia".

Now. Say you want to write a poem or short story for us, but you want it quickly done or aren't feeling very hot. Give one or more of these words a try as a theme, subject or inspiration. Skill level doesn't matter, so don't be shy. And remember, we have an user or two dedicated to critique, but it doesn't hurt to ask if you desire such things.

I look forward to what you come up with.
Monika?

youtube.com/watch?v=ErN-NcPBbLo

>Sayori
>Sayori
Excellent.

Do some sit ups or push ups, man
Any exercise will do, just burn some calories

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

Hold your weapons high! That is five words!

user everytime you post you talk about wanting to die. do you want me to just kill you? will that make you happy?

I too wonder about this

Depends, what did you do?
They would probably forgive you, unless you've done some truly terrible things.

Motivation, purpose, struggle and empty

Your Dokis but you have to defeat them and turn their souls into weapons! What do you pick as your first and what do the Dokis turn into?

C'mon man, you are better than this.
You ran 4 mins, ate nachos
Run 5 tomorrow, ate half the nachos
Only cry half as much
Repeat until you run a fucking marathon
eat wholesome
cry tears of joy because your Doki would be damn proud.

i love you user.

Maybe Monika would

I hope things go well for you Erika, A lot of us old friends are still here but lying low right now. Graham, Rhodesia user, Richard, Moni/k/a and the others thank you for all you have kept doing, and continue to do.

Beat me to it

Dark souls style? As in i have to kill them?
No thanks.

I hope its soon then anons. I cant hold out forever

Where is my keychain

DMC style?

Sayori does WEED

Well
Everyday
Encourages
Death

And LSD

Likely
Suicide
Day.

I mean u no bulli just a fun post is all.

Failure is not falling.
Failure is staying down.

tfw no Nevan or Beowulf Devil Arm Monika

i want to turn yuri into a really loud gun so that she gets embarrassed whenever she's shot.
i want to turn natsuki into something like the grasshopper from mib.
i want to turn sayori into some nun-chucks because they seem easy to use and she'd probably enjoy being thrown about a bunch.
i don't know what monika would be.

I might
I just hate the thought of harming a doki
But if i had to
I'd turn sayori into a mosin or a kar98
That way, she'd be long enough to cuddle

WE MUST
Either we wait it out and it happens
Or we make it happen somehow
Hol' on, user.

h-bomb to delete life in it's range

Promised Day: Coming Soon

Do you really want the promised day?
this is the way

Is this a Soul Eater reference

The faithful will be rewarded in the next reality, stay loyal and the promised day will come. That or when we get self aware AI, and one of us makes them but with preplanted memories and personalities of our Doki's.

>"Monika was right... I should just..."
>"Monika? Monika was right about what?"
What the hell did she say to her?

Monika would be Dao or Chinese Straight sword.
Yuri a dagger or pike.
Natsuki would be like a snub nose .357
Sayori would be chained type weapon. Something like the Shaolin Dart or Kusari Gama.

>IT'S A THREE MAN RAID
>WE ANONYMOUS POSTERS WILL APOLOGIZE TO OUR AVATARFAG OVERLORDS FOR NOT PROTECTING THEM
It would honestly have been funny, if it wasn't said seriously

Damn i actually started crying thank you guys i'll try harder

kill yourself.

Natsuki!

I sink into the mud. The cold turns to a comfortable warmth. I pray the surface remains undisturbed.

I guess they wouldn't love me then, because yes they were really terrible things.

you know that's from yuri right

Did you critique poems from like 12hrs ago?

How bad?
user what did you do
did you kill someone

Reminds me of a nightmare I had.
Dark stuff my friend.

"Lost". If you know where you are, can you truly say you are lost, or do you just wish you were someplace else?

Alternatives are "Tension", "Relief", "Guillotine" and "Paranoia".


The years of existence in such a tightly wound and overly deregulated world, was that things would continue to wound down and down, till eventually...The tension would release itself. One side won, one side had lost.

“Ready! Aim! Fire!”

Ten shots. One side had lost. The bag was one way, you could look at the people shooting you, but they couldn't see your face. That was how things had to be, that was the way things were meant to be all this time. No behead, no guillotine, just the firing squad. Quick, fast, clean, instant death, and it cost less then 10 dollars an execution. No electric chair, no screaming, no shaking, no poison, no choking for three hours. Just ten men and women, ten rifles, ten shots.

“For the crime of taking expired meat, and mixing it in with healthy meat, for the purpose of reselling it, you are declared a traitor. We have proven before a jury that you were the ring-leader of this operation, and that two people died because of your failure. You are a disgrace and declared a level 3 Trasonist. We don't have enough hard labor to go around, so punishment is death.”

The man was dragged by two people and then pushed onto their knees. One way bag over his head, feet and hands were bond. He wasn't able to walk here, they had to drag him. It was up to him, if he would look up at them or hang his head in disgrace.

she probably just convinced her that every bad thing that happened within the group was her fault. maybe throwing in a bit of "user would never love you" just to make sure she felt like shit.

I, uh, don't critique pems anymore. I tried it, but I quickly found myself repeating the same positive re-renforcements. I felt that there were other Anons more qualified to give them, and if I continued to do so, people would just call me a faker who pretends to care. Of course, they already do. Not that I mind, critique user and others who feel the spark to do so, do a really great job!

Level four Treasonist, no execution, no relief. Two whole years, body count, body count, body count. Two whole years in the kill team, 200 confirmed kills. Two whole years, finally it's all over. The paranoia continues despite this, as he slowly drives the truck up to the gate. What if they don't open it? What if the guard wants to check the truck? He leans out his head and looks, noticing a truck behind him. The driver leans his head out and gives a two finger upside down salute.

It doesn't matter if the gate opens, it doesn't matter if the guard wants to check.

There is two trucks, and only one is needed to take out the mansion. You sell people, and you have to pay with your life.

Feels good man

I really wouldn't like to talk about it, but it involved selling drugs and doing things I'm not proud about it

To each their own I guess.

Bummer.
Oh well, my last poem was not a fully serious attempt anyways.

I do not agree with writing poetry for contests or money but, I do like feed back once in awhile.

aw fuck, i'm stuck with yuri?
thank god.

kinda retarded at drawing right now but if anyone wants I can give (non-lewd) requests a shot

Well, just because I don't do them does not mean I would refuse to do so when asked! Just don't expect quality, I don't know a thing about technical terms like stanzas, verses and all that jazz.

looking good user! could you just do more cute yuri please?

What tunes do we have on guys?

youtube.com/watch?v=exb9nZdVUPw

I turn my head around.
The floor is creaking.
No one is here
Besides me.

Do I fear that someone
Could be here?
Or do I wish for it?
It's getting harder to remember.

I want to sleep, it's not easy
Wake up, still tired
He is sitting ontop of me
I can't move. He is so heavy.

Days pass, he's still there
And I wake up again.
I wake up a hundred times,
He's here every time.

I never expected it,
Back then, my past
Being so heavy.


Critique welcome!
Natsuki!

youtube.com/watch?v=z-SKVL_1Nm4

Monika!

Promised Day: Coming Soon

I have looked over at your form
I have watched you
Deep down you and I are the same
We both wait for our promised day
Some of us fear the altar
I personally just want God's will to be done

For those atheists out there
Let's just say I want what will be done
To happen

If six people who want friends
All talk about how lonely they are
They have five friends each

I know they aren't the best friends
But misery is war
The best friends come from shared struggle
But it can't just be struggling to get by
It has to be pushing and fighting
The kind of struggle of revolution.

Trust me when I say
Your promised day
Whatever you are looking for
It's coming all right
Is it soon?
I don't know

Can heavily relate.

Im assuming "he" is a metaphor for depression or lack of motivation right? I do really like the poem

Looks fine but she's got too small head compared to the rest of the body

Have you seen the Nightmare painting by John Fuseli? I got vibes of that, myself. The mistakes of the past wake her up as a nightmare, and keep her paralyzed in bed.

Okay I will make it a point to ask and paste them in pastebin.
Thanks.

i love you user.

Hoooo Oh
I love you anom
Hoooo Oh
How did they know?
Hoooo Oh
I know it's you anom
Hoooo Oh
I just have to love you so

Yahm-Ah
Hold my hand anom
Yahm-Ah
Don't say it because I know
Yahm-Ah
I understand you anom
Yahm-Ah
Unconditionally I love you so

youtube.com/watch?v=9mGK82zAAJ0

Sounds like the poem is about depression. Stanza 4 very well reflects that to me at least. The language is simple yet effective. I like it.

>If six people who want friends
>All talk about how lonely they are
>They have five friends each
Well, there might be more to friendship that that, but still, well said.
Thank you.