/twg/ - Total War General

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Total War: Three Kingdoms announced, release Fall 2018:
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Total Warhammer 2 Info:
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store.steampowered.com/app/617870
totalwar.com/blog/warhammer-ii-development-update

Thrones of Britannia Info:
totalwar.com/blog/anglo-saxon-unit-rosters
totalwar.com/blog/anglo-saxon-england
youtube.com/watch?v=5MUdiBfXo04
store.steampowered.com/app/712100/Total_War_Saga_Thrones_of_Britannia/

>FAQs and General Info
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old breado

1st for based Sima Yi

2nd for skryre

Say hello to the new advisor!

How do you feel about the fact that real history TW games are gonna be Saga games which are only slavaged scraps from older games?

This is your typical reik

>tfw Fantasy has killed history forever
Get ready for
Total War: Epic of Gilgamesh
Total War: The Aeneid
Total War: Excalibur
Total War: Tale of the Bogatyrs
Total War: Conquest of Paradise

HISTORY IS OVER, IT IS FINISHED!

reminder to post in harmony

lu-pepe's eyes are a really nice touch

When will this retard die? I can't stand even a single scene with him and have to pause each 2 minutes to lurk /twg/.
Fuck this faggot is annoying

whoops wrong image
anyways picrelated is your typical reiksguard knight. Say something nice about him, like your armour is cool, thank you for protecting the empire, you look really nice today, etc

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This is the ideal Bretonnian Knight. You may not like it, but this is what peak chivalry looks like.

I want to fuck him

based

Why are you gay user

based sima yi poster

>Total War: Epic of Gilgamesh
>Total War: The Aeneid

Why is this bad ? Sounds freaking awesome.

It just happened one day, idk why

>Hating based Lu Bu

DIE

Damn traps

which one

kys gongtai

Nice hair sir.

What about Bretonnian monarchs?

how do I acquire one of these

Boys look up to Liu Bei
Men look up to Cao Cao
Wise men look up to Zhang Jiao

Is the Three Kingdoms tv show worth watching? It seems really long.

This is an Egyptian horse, say something nice about him!

why are weebs always faggot pedophiles?

Soon

Yes

Reminder that traps are slaaneshi servants and will be burned at the stake

I'm pretty sure that's a doggo user

>finally have time to just sit down and game
>so excited to rape and pillage my way through the new world as Norsca
>Norsca isn't in the Mortal Empires
Just fucking great. Why is this and when will this injustice fixed?

>having long, easily grabable hair on the battlefield

What a dumb bitch

But that's a Questing Knight (female)

how to get mannlet to confederate with me if i play vlad?
shitter just refuses even as i besiege his last battlement did i fucked up or something?

I'm trying High Elves for the first time and I've been using Tyrone's flame phoenix thing that he starts the game with. Is it me or is it fucking useless? Even on skaven clanrats the flame droppings don't seem to kill anything. How do I make good use of it?

LL when?

Because they are emotionally immature manchildren

Reminder that drawing a boy & calling it a girl is lazy. Traps should be at least somewhat boyish.

Are Lizardmen the dullest warhammer faction?

>Solid infantry, which is good since you'll be sauras spamming till T4
>Ranged is next to non-existent. Literally only there for the debuff, if there at all.
>Artillery is a joke
>Flying units are a joke
>THEN, FUCK YEAH SUDDEN CARNOSAURS.

Please send TK soon, I hate VAMP CORRUPTION CENTRAL

I've not been here in a while, how was Empire Divided?

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>fantasy posters responsible for cropped furry porn and anime transvestite posting
really makes me think

A general long united must divide, long divided must unite; this is how it has always been.

>Thinks TK will solve the Southlands

Have fun fighting Arkhan shitting out his own vamp corruption and spamming chariots and monsters.

were where you when /twc/ btfo CA?

You are a pretty horse and I want to feed you crusading Bretonnians.

They’re also responsible for the gigantic blog shitposting spree last thread

>long united

TWC is better than /twg/ desu

IS BACK, THE ACTUALLY MADMAN

You're not gonna like the answer
May, they're adding Norsca in May.

>Total War: Tale of the Bogatyrs
mite b cool but the Cossacks would be funner

Ah, yes... It's out. I completely forgot. In fact I think everyone forgot. I don't recall anyone even posting it. Just the memes it brought.

>steppenig armour icon
why do you care about his opinion

It follows that a man who's preference is fantasy and phantoms over history and historicity will also have a head full of perverted delusion. Fantasy fiends should be pitied for what they are.

Is there a map with the borders of Settra's realm?

Sounds like someone has a serious case of being a snowflake

>only snowflakes dislike images of little underaged anime boys dressed up as girls
you are a plague upon this general

be easy on the spearmaniifags guys, they won't get another spearmanii simulator for another several years! have some pity

The last actual, literally multiple generals split, /twg/ had was exactly when TW1 was announced. That's a long ass time ago user. Or are you implying something different?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

THE EUROCHADS ARE REJECTING US!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! PLEASE ACCEPT OUR RICH AND MYSTERIOUS EASTERN CULTURE!!!!!!

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Why are the Chinese absolutely OBSESSED with the Warrior Prince archetype?

Doesn't make a difference, you're still a snowflake and a newfaggot (You) farm

Reminder to enjoy your favorite Total War setting and let others enjoy theirs as well!

To be honest Lizardmen are similar to Rome, very strong faction that after you know what you're doing is boring to play because you can just stomp everything you come across. Nothing wrong with either but it's a unfortunate side effect of how powerful each are.

Boy you're going to be in for a surprise once Arkhan summons Nagash and the Southlands becomes hyper undead crusade general.

>Nagash still not(?) announced

Why are the Euros absolutely OBSESSED with the Crusader King archetype?

can someone provide a screencap of an empire general with a floppy hat and burnsides (no todd please)
I need it for my new OC
thank you for your service

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Are they?

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After actually studying history, this movie pisses me off to no end.

Friendly reminder to report and ignore
>cropped furry porn
>brettonian knight poster
>genre war false-flag posts

>not being obsessed with the warrior farmer archetype

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>A DE 'horde' faction with Black Arks instead of cities

Am I the only one who really wants this?

would only work with fleshed out naval combat, which ca won't do

is a great idea otherwise, would work with some of the pirate ll's the edgelords have

why because eurocucks got BTFO?

>am i the only one that wants people to port over the last roman campaign features
no

They must have somewhere to go with their Black Arks sailing to Cathay and Nippon, raiding those slit-eyes with superior North-American repeater crossbows.

You would still be able to land armies to go raid and pillage across the world. But yeah, naval combat would have been nice.

HAs anyone actually played it ? Never had the desire to myself due to the fact i dont like how Rome 2 plays.

its just a shittier version of attila put into a shittier game for CA to try and make a quick buck

>tfw you will never be a Bretonnian peasant
>Get to work the fields and shit
>hell yeah, can't eat w/o crops
>Nobleman gets to to Prima Nocta your wife
>Fuck yeah, never met nobility before

Bretonnian Knights are CUTE, SIMPLY CUTE!

/twg/ eternally btfo

Honestly feel like it should had been a stand alone title like Napoleon or Britannia.

>warrior prince

Louen is a warrior KING

Karl Franz is a Prince

That's not a knight, that's an ambush.

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By the Lady, I don't mind partaking in this ambush

They shot an ICBM towards hawaii? The fuck happened?

No, it was a false alert