/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #368

A daily reminder that nobody loves you. Not even Sayori.

More cosplay Tana pleasw

delete this shit right now

lore accurate version

Would people like a dedicated ddlc chan?

I actually think we're recovering
Lets give it time
It feels pretty comfy right now desu

Reminder that Yuri canonically wants to lactate into your bowl of bran flakes.

portrait of jackoff

Daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

Yuri- Assassin
Natsuki- Fighter
Monika- Mage
Sayori- Sister

A cute! CUTE!

I love her too

I'd love it but I don't think it's really worth it since the game won't last too long despite the fact I wish it could.

>tfw not a burgerfriend
KEYCHAINS FUCKING WHEN

Thats actually nice

Nonsense! Sayori loves everyone!
Even you

Danlet stated that all of the characters are 18 years of age, although i find it quite hard to believe
her father had to starve her since the age of 4 or something, she is a literal dwarf

markov...

Yuri is such a nice sweetheart.

I'd like it, but at the same time what this user said
Only if things get really fucked up, i guess.

She's """18"""

>Sayori loves everyone!
Slut.

>you decide to wait for her, kind of gives you a feeling of guilt for letting her step on the rain to look for you, worries you even more after whatever chased you almost got your neck
>minutes pass you start picking a smell, something is charred, burning, smells really really bad
>did someone at the kitchen forget his food on the fire?
>what do you do?

>investigate
>ignore it

Yuri - Assassin or Myrmidon
Sayori - Troubadour
Natsuki - Mage not enough CON to wield anything else
Monika - Pegasus Knight

Don's slander Ninoyori like this

Monika = Frederick
Everything else is irelevant

pordrade odf maekoff

I really, really, really like this image.

i want yuri to lactate into my mouth

>Natsuki is 4'11"
Just imagine manhandling her tiny body and enveloping her in a big warm hug, spinning her around while she pretends to be embarrassed and calls you a dummy but can't stop giggling

>In before someone says "I know lots of girls with no boobs"
>In before someone says "She is Asian"
>In before someone calls that racist
>In before people completely forget that Natsuki is slav

save it, it's all yours my friend

Meant for Sayori - Anima mage
Yuri - Myrmidon
Natsuki - Thief
Monika - Dark mage

>tfw am a burgerfriend
I still don't know when

CUTEPOSTERS REPORT IN

No bulli

Monika - Sorcerer
Yuri - Assassin
Natsuki - Beserker
Sayori - Cleric

>investigate

Already did friend. Thank you for posting it.

oniichang read me marhcough pleas

>tfw you will never hand feed chocalate to Yuri

>"All the characters are 18"
>they're all in high school
>MC and Monika are implicitly second-years
>Natsuki is explicitly younger than everyone else

Fellas I really love Yuri and it hurts

>tfw my granny is natsuki's height but she wasnt starved
Also my mom's sayori's height, and my aunt is like 5'... i guess womens genetics in my family were japanese loli tier lol.

>Natsuki reaching for a cup on the top shelf
>Picking up Natsuki's entire tiny body and lifting her up a foot so she can reach it
>I c-could've gotten it myself... baka

I want to rest my head on those thighs. Really badly.

>tfw no Mindflayer Monika gf

Cuteposters, rise up!

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>slav
we arent dwarfs user
the only real possible slav is Monika, her name is Monika in a lot of slavic languages, and also in many scandinavian ones
investigate

Thank you Sayori.

>tf2 engineer still alive
The "cleansers" have failed miserably. Good to have you here buddy, let's live it up.

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She's a Japanese girl, she's short even by their standards but it's not THAT unusual.

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he probably said that so rule 34 could still be a thing here.

im pretty sure that he stated that so he wont be seen as a person who makes games where you can date (and see) children being murdered

Really feeling the need to let Natsuki ride on my shoulders

Mommy is ALWAYS watching.

That's exactly why she's 18

UGLEH quality post

Danlet wants me to fuck his wife!

Reporting!

Monika might be hot but shes still a hoe.

tf2 engineer will build a teleporter entrance in the space classroom and transport Monika to tf2.
inb4 sticky campers

there is no other reason that i can foresee

I want to stare into her eyes forever...

She is young, underfed slav.

Okay so I just won roughly $18,000 on the Eagles Football playoff game for guessing the exact score (15-10, Eagles victory). I'm ready to make my waifu.a reality. I have the money, how what is my next step?

>this picture
my sides are literally gone

I've been a good boy

>shes still a hoe
wrong you are

Good job anons!
We're doing good so far!
The Dokis would be proud!

invest into companies to make anime real user

I want to be a good boy for mistress

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a hoe-lsome girl

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>Thread seems a little cosier right now
Well, that’s a good sign at least. The festival shall continue as planned!
A friendly service reminder that the somewhat setback poetry festival begins in 3 days and 3 hours! At that time polling will open and you’ll all be able to submit your poems through the thread, to be collected for later voting. Make sure your poems are not only proofread and grammatically sound, but also full of the passion that makes love poetry what it is!

A full list of what happens over the coming days can be found here:
pastebin.com/rPzWUZ8A
But until then, good luck!

(updated) TL;DR
>Submissions begin 8:00 PM US pacific time Jan 16th and last the whole 24 hours
>Every poem is to be submitted with the name of the doki it pertains to at the very bottom
>Submissions are entirely anonymous, please no tripcodes or avatars
>Once polls close, poems will be sorted into respective pastebins, from where voting will commence
>Voting for the final four will last 1 day, giving every user chance to read over all the poems and select a favourite
>Once the last four are selected, they will be announced in-thread and voting will begin on the winner
>Polls remain open for 12 hours this time, and will close with a winner selected
>Winner will be announced in-thread
>Thread Pastebin: pastebin.com/rPzWUZ8A
Any and all questions regarding the process or details I encourage you to direct to me, sorry to all who were inconvenienced by the shift in date! Think of it as all the more time to perfect your odes to your dokis!

Once again, best of luck and happy writing to you all!
Will you write your way into her heart?

Well dont blow all that shit
You just got a really good deal user, put yourself somewhere higher in life with it. Making Dokis real will cost a lot more than that, so dont throw it away

Fucking normalfags
Even if she's a first-year she ought to be 16. That's older than some of the girls you can date in other weeb games like Persona, nobody throws a fit about that just because they're not as small and cute.

we throw these under the tractor

hOLY SHIT this is too fucking good

got any more? i'm losing it

Reminder I love you all!

Wait until Monday to determine if things are actually fucked, weekends are usually the most chaotic anyway

Yeah, they would be. Good job everyone,
not ready to claim victory yet but we can outlast them. Easily. I believe that now.

I love these
I love the idea of Monika glitching the game, so engie responds in kind with old TF2 griefer glitches.
Teletraps, skywalking and stuff.

Mommy said she'll give me a special reward if I act like a good boy. I wonder what it could be...
;^)

That's not how we did it
When our children were underfed, we simply glared at them real hard and they grew up to be tall