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Ahri!

I wanna cuddle Jinx and I hope her next skin has a cold palette

Taliyah!

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xth for being a tank main toplaner who's a total submissive bottom slut who gets turned on by being abused, humiliated and hurted!

>t. retards who can't poke properly with Sona
If you poke and they trade and do more dmg than you, you're just bad.

I concur!

No nasus, bad dog. You are not cerberus you are Nasus.

So do BRs play the game anymore or no?

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I approve of this thread and this ass

>tfw Warwicks new lore completely destroyed Soraka's and his relationship.
>Soraka is now in lore limbo and will probably not receive any nulore due to her being a medium popular character.
Well, at least they can't fuck her up.

Best girl.
Best thighs.
Best wife.

I want Zoe to sit on my face.

same

xth for looking EXACTLY like Sona!

>tfw learned her name means "the white"
I know this amounts to nothing but its intriguing to me learn none the less

Kled is my STAR GUARDIAN and I'm his voidling with a huge oversized ovipositor!

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Not nearly enough porn of her yet.

comfy bfs~

I wanna wanna________

>extreme back pain
>have to order custom made bras
>impossible to find clothes that fit both your chest and waist or your ass and waist
>lots of unwanted attention
>constant overpowering desire to breed

Reminder that you absolutely do not want to look EXACTLY like Sona!

Eve
Impregnation, females only, monster girl
no job NEET that playes videogames all day.
unranked
Zoe isn't as OP as people say

Kill Zoe and everyone who has ever played her

>Poppy
>Futa, loli, yuri
>Teacher (secondary)
>Gold 2
ADC's are the main reason behind any changes to the meta. Riot primarily balances around the adc's and anytime they whine or are upset changes immediately come. Adcbabs will literally lead to the death of this game

I've been looking for another champ to play top just in case Urgot is picked/banned. This was more of a meme norm, but I feel like I did pretty
well considering the circumstances. Its only one game, yes, but WW is soooooo fun. Who are his counters? I banned Teemo, but does Quinn fuck him up?

>spoiler
100% agree

*farts*

:)

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Morgana doesn't fart

Jinx at the moment.
Impregnation, NTR, hand holding
Retail management.
Ended Gold 5 last season.
I think Jinx is pretty cute.

> looking for another champ to play top

Someone told me that one of her aliases is The Pale Lady. Also I didn't have that pic, thanks!

>WW top
I mean he's okish as a bruiser top I guess.
If you want an actual top with healing and bullies lane (like urgot) then Renek, Olaf, or Garen are pretty good.

What is the reason for all this Ahri x LeBlanc stuff?

>rioter that made on ekko dies to blue buff

Why is ranked down for EUW? There is no info in the client.

TF
English, forced, mind break
Fitness
Hardstuck plat
I have lots of fun playing league of legends

Hooreng! Look him up on pixiv

I mostly just meant why that particular pairing?

Shyv gonna be my new go-to ban. Jesus Christ fuck this scaly cunt. Emerges from the Jungle at 20 minutes 0/0/0 level 18 with 400 CS and oneshots me with R-AA-Q. I didn't think it was possible to hate a Jungler more than Kha, but at least he has to fucking build full damage to delete someone.

>inb4 some jungle niggerape tells me to just kite her
By the time I have a goddam Zeal she's on her third Frozen Mallet.

>Kayle/Azir
>Impregnation, Sleeping, Footjob
>Psychology student
>Plat 5
>Zoe isn't all that bad

>adc babs

>Footjob
>Zoe isn't all that bad

Paint me surprised.

>rakan
>handholding, femdom, and impregnation
>video games and college vampire bloodlines is cool
>gold
i think riot balance is alright on the most part

Learn to snowball your lane. You know the enemy jungler wont come and you STILL cant win lane?

>tfw no tryndamere VU

Lee Sin
Handholding, Consensual Sex, Cuddling
Home stock trader
p2
Champions like Riven, Yasuo, Lee should always be stronger then simple champions because of the investment needed to play them correctly

Thing I hate most about Shyv (playing with, as, or against her) is that she is completely reliant on her team.
Can your team hold on from being absolute retards and let you scale up to become a godamn monster basically just sums her up.
If your feed teams their asses off and you're kicked from your jungle early/need to gank then welp that's gg. You're useless now unless the game goes on for another 40 minutes.
Does your team shitstomp their lanes without your help? Well good now you can singlehandedly 1v5 easily.
She is literally "win more" the champion.
There is no "coming back" with her, but there is also no "throwing a lead".

I don't know what his reason was for drawing them together. I guess he just thought they were both really cute.
tfw can't post pics because phoneposting

>tfw you're the villain

I have no idea what you're talking about
The way she holds her feet does do certain things for me
I honestly don't mind her game-wise, though

Riven main?

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I understand my wife is cute but please hands off thanks

I play her sometimes.
True damage is always scary no matter who you are.

>Camping for Nasus Top as WW
>Typing "WOLVES HUNT IN PACKS ARISEN" every time we get a kill
Lunar skins fucking WHEN???

>Riven
>ever being the villain when garen is there to shit down her throat from the get go

nah

>Bison_yes.gif

You could hide in those eyebrows.

I just feel like LeBlanc wouldn't care about Ahri in any way

Because, what's better than having a cute Ahri and cute Leblanc? Having both of them at the same time.

TIS WEAK TO FIRE

Leblanc used to hard counter Ahri (or was it backwards) and that started shit for a very long time, though I thought people forgot about it.

Due to a recent rise is magic crimes the League of Legends has outlawed use of magic, except by the league, using a massive ritual is is officially impossible for anyone without the league's permission to cast a spell. Which league slut do you rape first now that she's defenseless?

Is there such a thing as a support that can carry retards? Would Taric with his "press R to win teamfight" classify?

>A women who murdered thousands of innocent people then abandoned her squadron so they would all die, which is all canon
>not a villian

I understand the point you're trying to make with Garen, but still.

Xayah
My most searched are lolicon, femdom, nakadashi in that order.
I'm studying moonrunes so I can read untranslated mango and light novels
Gold 3
I think the new Xayah and Rakan skins look perfectly fine and I honestly don't know what all the fuss is about.

That's usually how ships work. I don't mind it though because the art of it is CUTE as fug

Of course, it won't be rape for long.

Thankfully for Rakan I'm a kind man, I'd make sure to tie him up where he can get an up close view.

>enemy bout to fuck us up
>team retreats
>press R
>turn back
>team doesn't follow
>they keep running
Every time.

That looks like a man cosplaying as Taliyah. Or Taliyah after her surgery.

Kayn
Bondage, Mindbreak, Impregnation
Drawing, Cooking, Writing
Plat 3
Lee Sin should be buffed

>Google "The Rain Man" for the movie
>The mang pops up
EL PSY CONGROO XD

I want to look EXACTLY like Cho'Gath.

I wouldn't rape her, but I'd keep her safe from all the degenerate lolgen rapists.

>We're about to get ganked, enemy lane is low on health
>Go in, press R, stun someone
>ADC still running away

Just

>implying Leblanc wouldn't care for Ahri when she's the best League sex slave to have

Morgana

stupid whore would probably enjoy it

I mean I wouldn't say not to Ahri being included, but LeBlanc is the one that gets my interest there. Especially because she can be two LeBlancs

>this is your new yordle champ
how does the meta change?

Syndra is just too good to pass up

>Your main
Azir
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There are ranks during preseason?
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I like mid-lane the way it is right now at this moment. minus zoe

>Only play Raka/Janna/Karma/Sona/Nami
>People call me a heal slut
>Shit on my lane every game and shit talk them into the ground

No bitch i'm the Alpha here and you will take my DICK

Lulu

The most rapeable girl! It's not rape when she's blond!

Male butts!

>adc flashes out of my ult moments before it will connect
>multiple times in one game

>mfw we get shota champ that has interactions with zoe
>mfw we get new yordle champ referencing the bath scene with new shota champ and zoe

Ahri because no semen demon powers

What's "mastery_position"?

you wouldn't

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I want to go swimming in Lulu.

same but ADC, tfw no one wants a subby ADC

What if i want to be raped by league sluts?

The fewer buttons required to play a champion the better they are since everyone is now playing one handed.
This makes auto attackers the best characters in the game.

>Sona's now a mute who can't even communicate without using sign language
>Janna is no longer a slut with a heal and shield and is a perfect replacement for a elf
>Ahri can't charm her way out of anything anymore
Too many to choose from.

What could nanachi bring to LoL?