Dota 2 General - /d2g/

singsing didnt get added to the OP dotard

This melonz faggot is annoying

>watching some optic game
>chat invaded by greenwallers
>someone asks if optic was ahead
>someone else replies that their lead is "prehensile"
what the fuck

What other items should I get to optimize missile spam in the late game?

BSJ confirmed dumpster tier. Prove me wrong

How do you do this every thread? Literally no matter what time the new thread is made you're always the first post. I'm not even upset, I'm impressed.

A good carry could've gotten their team back in that game. BSJ is not a good carry.

BSJ FANGAYS?? SoBayed

PPD HATERS?? EleGiggle

REPORT DP PLEASE

Can anything beat PPD + prep time?

What can I do for you today, dotard?

it's a NEET-off between him, the furries and adelaide so at least one of them is gonna get it

stratz.com/

hey, could this get added to the statistics page? It's a really useful tool that lets you see what happened in a match with a replay accompanied by full stats for all ten players (items/timings, ability levels, health/mana, experience, ults up/on cd etc)

How should I know? I have enough self respect to not pick tinker

Is SingSing officially /ourguy/?

REDDIT IN FLAMES

OpTic.Mason when?

>the united states of BSJ

COL

I will not rest until the discord is the one true gameshitting hub of /d2g/

Adelaide?

Why is Fire Spirits the only ability in the game that works the way it does?

I'll add it if you want, but that would also mean I get the OP image.

What's the offlane Brew build nowadays?

synergy

he made the thread

Drunken Haze into anything. Merely existing in the offlane is a win for your team. People are going Radi build if their teams are active enough in the first 20 mins for you not to have get everything done on the map. You have perma-chase if you max haze second.

I don't care who makes the op, I just found a useful tool that people can use to shitpost with, example being my lmao 5 mangos offlane morphling

adelaide

I most certainly did not. You would be able to recognize the OP image as having originated from my extensive collection of Argentinian Smiley Face images.

that's a big guy

ee sf safe lane

>OP: posted at 21:45:21
>1st post: posted at 21:46:17

you can talk when you don't go 0-3 against my other team

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TA poster is a discord user. Enjoy the circlejerk /tf- I mean /d2g/.

That's really cool, but I wish I knew how to read this analysis page

An excellent observation, but remember that the new thread was linked at 46:00. The post cooldown timer is 120 seconds on images, and 90 seconds on text-only posts. Thus there could not have possibly been enough time for me to make the new thread, link it, and get the first post!

ok!

wtf i love discord now

Hey d2g what does OD's butt smell like?

like a stone plucked from a freshwater stream. the subtle earthiness, the faint musty tones

Like Jakiro's dragon cocks.

Here I am to save the day!

I think it smells like ass what else would you expect?

there's more
stratz.com/heroes/26

full and absolute hero breakdown as well. When is dotabuff finally gonna die off?

I want to make out with Raigor's asshole!

but what determines performance?

why does d2g hate singsing?

I have no idea, but I found the API, so this should help at least a little

>Still posting the loincloth version
>AND CROPPING IT
Pick one or the other don't do both.

when these stats boys hire a proper user interface designer like dotabuff. even opendota is easier to understand

I don't feel like getting bannu'd again richbro.

and they have a development >Discord

I don't find it hard to understand at all. What's wrong with your eyes?

why would a tier 1 player like Universe join a SEAmonkey team?

to shitstomp other seamonkey teams? Because he has friends there? A bet that he can't carry their asses to TI?

>why would a washed up join a t1 team
really makes u think innit

When are they going to remove the archaic bullshit from Blink Dagger and Blur? If you don't know what I'm talking about, you're basically agreeing that it should be removed.

>lol player : the post

>SF

Strength gain to 0

Thanks for the feedback dotard. I'm sure the the people working on dota are reading your post and will change it asap.

This is actually really cool

>deleting almost every melee initiator from the game
>take away one of the most fragile carries, who relies on jumping in, core survivability mechanics

>>>na.leagueoflegends.com/en/

mhmm i'd like to show her pit some malice

>unable to read

>teammate picks windranger
>lose

>enemy picks windranger
>win

I am curious, how the heck did Radiant even win this game? That OD did start raging and throwing by selling all his items but before then he was snowballing hard. There's freaking no way people generally comeback from a 40k disadvantage

dotabuff.com/matches/3678189811

Why are NA posters still allowed here? They are as relevant as SA at this point.

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>FOURTY FUCKING EIGHT (48K) MOST DAMAGE IN A 60 MINUTE GAME
fucking normal skill will never cease to amaze me

>using dotabuff
>in [current year meme]

loving every laugh

Reminder to post 20 pictures of Windrunner every single thread!

You must have a poor memory if you don't remember what it's like to not know what the fuck you are doing in dota.

>assmad 2k talking trash

Reminder that battlepass still isn't out yet.

Englo, the owner of the furry discord and furfag porn spammer, was recently made a janitor and deletes threads that aren't his. You'll notice that his thread and the first post are made before the thread is posted in the old thread.

Incorrect! The thread was linked at 46:00, and my post was at 46:17!

>Every post I don't like is from the discord

*pats head*

reminder that LD's winrate will never recover from this

region lock when

>ult requires standing right next to enemies to do anything
>hero has no way of surviving in fights
>hero has no way of getting close to people
>hero has no way of getting money to buy items that let it do either
>ult doesn't even do anything by itself and requires enemies to take damage, which undying himself can't do

woah user whos the qt

my wife!

Hey guise please join my furfag discord so we can ruin the thread :))))))

also fuck esports amirite we should only discuss shitty pubs all the time

remember to post wr!!! adelaide? adelaide? adelaide? what does od's butt smell like hurr

i sure love all these authentic tf2- d2g memes made by the discord!

btw other janny that isn't me you shouldn't delete a fellow janny's posts

>Do you think Valve cares about custom games? Valve doesn't care about custom games! - savecustomgames.github.io
>Do you think Valve cares about custom games? Valve doesn't care about custom games! - savecustomgames.github.io
>Do you think Valve cares about custom games? Valve doesn't care about custom games! - savecustomgames.github.io

>Custom games will die in your lifetime because of Redditors trying to save them
Absolute fired ceramics

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what the fuck is happening itt

singsing swatting?

yes pick Lycan more. tank his winrate