/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #369

parodait ob marfokv

daily reminder that sayori loves you

Eagerly awaiting the promised day for Monika!

i love you too.

That's what I said to Monika last night

tf2 engineer i guess

>"user, we need to do something about this! Have you eaten anything at all today?"
>You hesitantly confess that you haven't eaten anything since yesterday's breakfast.
>"Dear, your body needs nutrients to fight off the illness. Mummy will go downstairs and get you something yummy, okay? I know you don't have any appetite with this fever, but you have to! I'll be gone for just a bit, don't worry."
>She goes downstairs to the kitchen, you hear some rattling and crinkling.
>After what seems like an eternity, you hear her coming back upstairs. You anxiously count every step, you can't wait to see Mama Yuri again!
>She opens the door and you immediately notice her warm smile. "I hope I didn't take too long, user."
>She's holding a bowl of bran flakes, with a droplet of milk glistening off the side.

2/3

Your doki appears in front of you!
but she's 10 years too late and (dont ask me how) you've found a loving wife and had 2 children you love

truly the cutest

youtube.com/watch?v=AU9_0pxiDjY

Sheepyori shimeji when?

Probably because she's a freshman and I'm 20 years old

>a bulli thread
I still love every doki

Your Doki! but she has to take public transport.

i will now sleep
take this sheep
i wouldn't mind a cute monika before i sleep though

>.gif

are you feeling alright fellow uglehposter

Everyone in my life can go eat a dick then
Also, everyone I already know, or everyone im ever destined to know?

>wife
You have way more faith in me than I do.

CUTEPOSTERS REPORT IN

hug!
yes! no bulli!

>not asleepyori

disappointed in you, user.

>Mama Yuri closes the door behind her, eager to feed you the bran flakes
>"Look what I brought you user, these are delicious!"
>Your eyes lighten up. What appetite you had was taken away by the fever, but with Mama Yuri around you're finally feeling hungry again!
>Yuri puts the bowl of bran flakes and milk on the bedside cupboard while she gets comfortable and snuggles next to you.
>After settling in, she grabs the bowl of bran flakes with one hand while holding a spoon with the other.
>"Mummy will make you feel good again."
>You instinctively open your mouth and Mama Yuri directs a spoonful of bran flakes into your mouth. Yummy!
>"Mama, why's the milky so warm?" you ask Yuri.
>"It's nothing user, don't worry about it," she sticks another spoonful into your mouth.
>You quickly forget about your worries, after all, Mama Yuri has been treating you so well.
>After a few minutes of feeding, you finish your meal.
>"Look at you, you finished the entire bowl, what a good boy!" she delightfully proclaims.
>You're all full and you feel at ease, as if you're peacefully floating on water without a care in this world. You're becoming sleepy and let off a yawn.
>Mama Yuri starts caressing your cheek again while humming a different calming tune. This time she's all snuggled up against you.
>You close your eyes and drift off.
>Mama Yuri notices you've fallen asleep. She kisses your forehead.
>"Good night user, I love you."
>Mama Yuri!

3/3

I will keep slicing all of the Sheepyori's throats until there's none left!

Creating an extinct species with Sheepyori!

Your Doki! but she can't solve the captcha

Realistically, just the people right now. But for the sake of interest, lets say everyone you'll ever know. .

This picture is nice

As a drawfag I'm going to take up this challenge. See you guys in a few days.

hello!

i'm here!

Are we comfy yet?
How's that wholesome coming along?
I hope things are looking up!
I've been afraid to check.

I said somehow
magic

comfiness is in full swing

I also don't like it so you got my approval

>lets say everyone you'll ever know
Oh well, there's an endless supply of dicks for them to eat too!
Just like theses an endless supply of my love to give to Sayori!

You and your doki doki are accidentally married, what do you do?

We've been comfy for a while now. I'm enjoying it.

Sharkyori!

I love you more!

accidental sex

Please stop posting pictures of my wife.

prove it!

Your Doki! but she is just another shadow lost in the dark. Last one. I am going to sleep now.

Good evening, everyone!
Welcome back to the poetry party! Grab your pens and paper, we're going to have some fun!

Word of the thread is "null"!
Alternatives are 'enjoyment' and 'happiness'.

So like I said last time, you can equivalate this to the activity between Yuri and Natsuki in Act One where they share and compare poems! It's essentially the same thing, but among ourselves!
You can write with any word and use it for any purpose, but the idea is to compare and share with others so everyone can improve together!
I hope you all have fun and enjoy yourselves!
I'm looking forward to reading your poems~

Monika!

Well it wouldn't be an accident, but obviously the next step is the Honeymoon.

Accidentally confess my love to her
just as a joke haha

Monika is exactly like Griffith.

She did some things wrong sure but in the context of the situation she was in they were completely understandable actions.

Poasting smol tsun cupcake.

Turning Sharkyori into tasty shark fin soup!

...

She's watching you

Cute as fuck
are we comfy? Are we safe?

Your Doki but she catches you masturbating to pictures of her!
>Your reaction!
>Her reaction!

NOOOOO OUT OUT OUT

the bad people are asleep

Yuri will always lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill in our bowls of bran flakes!

Any friends here managed to unlock brananon's legacy file? I still can't open it. The hint was 'something you put in bran flakes'

...

*points to something over your shoulder*
*runs up to and hugs you from behind whilst you're confused by the ploy*
*catches you off guard, your tiny cute face blushing a deep red!*
*throws a smoke bomb onto the ground and disappears before you can spin around and try to get me off you*

Eh, I don't know. Monika was put into her position without her choice. Griffith chose the sacrifice, he chose to fug the princess and risk being punished.

I hope so

I'm watching her too!

...

wholesomecomfyyuri! The night's going comfy as can be.

I'm fapping though

I'm still here though but there is nothing to complain about at the moment so we good

...

i won't try to get you off me! get back here!

>So uhhhh Monika... this is not what it looks like, at all. Or maybe it is. Do you honestly care? Do you even know what that is, did they have that in your world?
>uhh hno idea-

her low IQ makes her think me fapping to her was just me wanting her just for sex

can you give me that file? i missed it somehow

HOLY FUCK IT MADE ME DO 20 CAPTCHAS IN A ROW i am infuriated

I don't think your bad

>Oh, shit. This probably isn't what it looks like.
>Why didn't you just ask?

20 captchas in a row?
go to settings and enable legacy captcha, jeez

But I have a car

You mean giving Sharkyori a tasty soup just for sharks right?

I love Yuri!!!

Your doki but you don't care about her anymore. You realize that her personality is bland. She's a cliche. She's not even that cute. Even the thought of "having" a "doki" makes you cringe.

You accidentally declared your love to her, accidentally went on a honeymoon, and accidentally had sex.

You accidentally got her impregnated, now what?

I love You!

leave like my dad

i move on with my life like a normal person

Accidentally raise the child!

accidentally take care of your child

>You look around, confused and bewildered by what just happened
>Quickly, you glance down at your feet, only to see a neatly done envelope right between your shoes!
>"For user" is written in neat print on the outside
>Upon opening it carefully, you're delighted by the contents!
>A $50 dollar bill with the instructions "don't spend it all in one place"

No.

I mean literally slaughtering her and slicing her up into little tiny pieces for use in a soup.

Accidentally raise the child into a respected human being.

Accidentally take responsibility and do my best to be a loving husband and father.
You know, accidentally.

I'm not going to do this one either, I remain very tired. I might turn in for the night, I feel pretty burnt out.

Cute!

i spend it to find user!

>user! What were you... Was that me on your... G-gross!... I think? You know, if you need a hand- Ah! That's not what I meant to say! Forget it!

>comfy hours
Always a pleasure.
A friendly service reminder that the somewhat setback poetry festival begins in 3 days and 3 hours! At that time polling will open and you’ll all be able to submit your poems through the thread, to be collected for later voting. Make sure your poems are not only proofread and grammatically sound, but also full of the passion that makes love poetry what it is!

A full list of what happens over the coming days can be found here:
pastebin.com/rPzWUZ8A
But until then, good luck!

(updated) TL;DR
>Submissions begin 8:00 PM US pacific time Jan 16th and last the whole 24 hours
>Every poem is to be submitted with the name of the doki it pertains to at the very bottom
>Submissions are entirely anonymous, please no tripcodes or avatars
>Once polls close, poems will be sorted into respective pastebins, from where voting will commence
>Voting for the final four will last 1 day, giving every user chance to read over all the poems and select a favourite
>Once the last four are selected, they will be announced in-thread and voting will begin on the winner
>Polls remain open for 12 hours this time, and will close with a winner selected
>Winner will be announced in-thread
>Thread Pastebin: pastebin.com/rPzWUZ8A
Any and all questions regarding the process or details I encourage you to direct to me, sorry to all who were inconvenienced by the shift in date! Think of it as all the more time to perfect your odes to your dokis!

Once again, best of luck and happy writing to you all!
Will you write your way into her heart?