/srg/ - Speedrunning General

they're actually double people since they are a man and woman at the same time

From one cunt to another cunt
Why do these fucking girls on fire show up to these events? Do they backdoor comfort women other male speedrunners to stay relevant?

so everything is fake in agdq huh
shitty time slots for real runners
fake view bots
fake donations
fake women

Dragon warrior

Is this a good speedgame?

the biggest fraud of this agdq was "playing two games with one controller at the same time"

>english
Fucking degenerates.

you forgot fake speedruns too, a few of those were actually casual playthroughs

>ending the stream at 5am EST
what were they thinking?

it's a shame i haven't bought this game or a switch yet and don't want to watch it before i play it

Not really.

Wrong

LOL STARTS OFF completely bashing last year's botw run. "fuck amiibos and everyone who uses them" basically

oh wow they actually put Orcastraw on the couch after that fuckery?

that would be blindfolded dark souls 3 bosses

None of you people are funny. If you really want to end cancer you should walk in front of a bus.

Bloodborne.

fuckin dumbass is about to rip his own leg off from anxiety

>orcastraw
twitter.com/orcastraw

y we gotta end on a tranny

I'm okay with cancer

waaaah

You clearly don't belong here.

skyrim and arkham asylum

>250k incentive
wew lad

>4 hours long
>"""""""""""speed""""""""""" run

newbois detected

Research the statement.

I wonder what he said to her

Randomized LTTP was pretty hype.

4 hour finale.

y-yeah... Hype....

i wonder if our girl narci is watching

at least it's the most passable one there

Guess you have a point, still a shit post though.

remember day 1 and day 2 when people said agdq was dead and was going to barely crack a million lol

I'd normally roll my eyes at shitposts like this, but BotW isn't exactly an exciting speedrun either.
I'm not sure why they did this.

i wish cosmo was here to see this...

$250k

MAKE THE GOAL

Silent Hill was good. RE7, actually I enjoyed a good chunk of the horror block.

FINAL UPDATE. TRANS ON COUCH FOR THE FINAL 2 AGDQ 2018 RUNS. IF ONLY COSMO COULD HAVE BEEN THERE.

>not blindfolded
>two bosses

I bet that blue haired thing on the couch is a tranny now

Everyone in this thread is retarded. What else is new.

...

Arabian Knights, Mega Man X race, Mega Man 1-3 relay race and Densha de D was fine since everyone was playing along.
Also kinda liked Mike Uyama's runs. Earnest Evans was funny.

proof iq is real

ZFG's finale run in 2015 was good, but OoT 100% is a fun category with lots of cool tricks.

45% they said

God Tier:
>Arabian Nights
>Sonic Adventure 2: Battle (Race)
>Resident Evil 7
>Resident Evil 3
>Disney's Toy Story
>Dragon Warrior
>Animorphs

High Tier:
>Mega Man 1-3 Relay Race
>Super Mario Sunshine
>Batman: The Video Game (Race)
>Donkey Kong Country 2 (Race)
>I wanna be the Banter
>Silent Hill
>Densha de D: Lightning Stage
>Punch-Out!! & Super Punch-Out!!
>Diablo
>Star FUWHAHAHAHAHARS: Jedi Knight - Jedi Academy
>Kid Icarus
>Battletoads
>Contra
>Umihara Kawase

Mid. Tier:
>Ocarina of Time
>The Legend of the Mystical Ninja
>Yoshi's Island (Race)
>TES V: Skyrim
>Bloodborne
>Hollow Knight
>Sub-Terrania
>Super Mario Galaxy
>Super Monkey Ball
>Half Life: Opposing Force
>El Matador
>BattleBlock Theater
>Burnout: Paradise
>Earnest Evans
>Gargoyles

Trainwreck Tier:
>Ultima VI: The False Woman (Male)
>Secret of Evermore
>Enviro-Meme
>Metroid Prime 3: Corruption
>Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Choker

nope, just got fatter
does esa things too

oh boy 2 mil

>Jedi Academy not in god tier

Into the trash it goes!

This is what Cosmo would've wanted

who holds controllers like this

>mgs3
uhhh excuse me but that run gave us our girl sumichu doing a beautiful rendition of everyone's favorite meme song

The whole Awful Block could count as God Tier, Athena was super fun and everyone was having fun while it lasted.

Lobotomy chicken?

Good god, stop playing with your fucking hands

SIT FUCKING STILL

god this couch is disgusting

>>Ultima VI: The False Woman (Male)
I was going to watch the VOD of this. Do you just hate it because of tranny memes or was it actually a trainwreck?

He told me I had pretty legs, completely unwarranted.

if i were a speedrunner i'd just lie, you know? "yeah my pb is 2 hours oh that's a world record? cool"

what's its name again?

>still a shit post though
guilty

halfcoord
mashwithteeth

>runner says last incentive is a surprise
>the layout spoils it anyways

NICE JOB, AGDQ!

seriously this "anxiety" disease needs to fucking stop

irreg jin
does smash shit now too it seems

based yetee gonna come thru with a quarter million donation to meet agdq 2017

wow! t shirt sales are so lucrative!

have they donod yet?

its so he can run & whistle in the game

Switch loading times. Horrible console.

>yobby jumped into the lead for horse name
HAHAHA MEMES!!! xD

People used to smoke. Now they play with their hands.

>skyrim
>not trainwreck

How often do they do that? I know there was one not too long ago.

I don't hate it, I thought it was a hilarious trainwreck.

>A run where half the viewers found the runner to be extremely obnoxious in god tier
?

agdq2018 restream when

true, look at carc

will we hit 2 million bros or will it drop off before then?

Legit the best marathon since 2014 if you cut out the tranny runs

this announcer is cute

is whistle on dpad?

>Sonic
>God Tier
Peasant.

added the final count on the bottom

It will hit 2 million
Most people donate last minute, and it's only 20k away.

we will hit 2.1 million or more

yh

>since 2014
doesn't take much
you want 11-13

>finding the jedi academy runner extremely obnoxious instead of incredibly charming
?

he was hilarious. you just hate fun.