Dream World

Post your maps, I don't care if they make sense

Here's the template

By the time I was finished, this was less of a dreamworld, more alt his

>Kurds freed
>Israel expanded to Suez
>Tibetan people freed
>British people reunited in a semi in dependant federation, kind of like the US
>US dissolved into CSA, California, Great Lakes, Virginia and greater Canada
>Germany expanded
>Belgium dissolved
>Finland expanded
>Ukraine loses territory Ukrainians don't inahbit
>Albania expands to Albanian people
>Greeks regain Istanbul
>Italy split
>Laos incorporated into Thailand
>Hungary expanded

I wouldn't mind living in this world. It satiates my anglo fantasies

*sips liquor*

ahhhhhh

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This is just a thinly veiled alt his thread anyway, so, listen, take my advice on this. Blobs are terible, stop blobbing. It is better to leave certain areas alone than to fuck them up. And lastly, GrossGermany is the wrong kind of germany.

post factories and pops

Idealistic but unironic

Not even really veiled, just semantics on what topic you dream about.

Ignore the unchanged islands

>Implying the "Great" Brits could hold Antarctica for more than a few years
Good luck with those Penguin revolts in the Antarctic Winter, you imbeciles.

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>How to know if someone is American

>minority living under (((oppressive))) majority 'freed' and now rules over a noncompliant majority surrounded by a country ruled by the same group as that majority
>US balkanised for no good reason

> Suez to Israel
Why?

We've all dreamed about this.

Is the red, Rome, USSR, or UK?

I put a handy key for you on the left.

I'm British. i'd think the massive amounts of territory to them gives it away

I balkanized America to end their total western dominance and give it to Britain.

I support Israel, and because a westernized country should own it. Not some shithole where a coup is taking place every 10 minutes, we learned that the hard way in 1956.

Featuring the Holy American Empire, Greater Mongolia, Greater New Zealand, Sub-Saharan Tribal Lands and others.

it would be a better place

Czech Republic with sea access.

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>Oversized Tibet
>Uyghur not freed

forget about them, sorry

Ugliest empire in human history

>Ireland to UK
this irks me but you get some points for destroying Belgium

>Vorarlberg to Switzerland in the template
wrong

>Valais, a french/german speaking canton, to Italy
>Graubünden, very marginally italian speaking, more romansh and vast majorit of german speakers, to Italy
>Dissolving Switzerland at all
Recipe for neverending turmoil

Your template has some minor errors like Niger who don't have an acess to Lake Chad or Iceland being danish.

I just wanted to mean that I fixed your template

>Reunited Ireland
>Belgium is split up between Germany, France, and the Netherlands by language
>Russia absorbs Georgia, Belarus, Ukraine, Moldova, and Romania
>Bosnia and Herzegovina divided between Croatia and Serbia
>Serbia owns Kosovo, Macedonia, and Montenegro
>Israel owns all of Palestine
>Africa split up among European powers, besides Ethiopia and Egypt
>Tibet is liberated, and returned to the Dalai Lama
>Japan gets Korea back
>The United States gets the Philippines back

Why not keeping it simple

Thank you, yeah for some reason I didn't save as when I started it

>Liberating Tibet yet placing the Philippines and Korea under filthy imperialists

>doesn't mention Balkan free for all
>doesn't mention Africa recolonization
>Doesn't mention Russkiy take over
hmmmm

Brits get outta Ireland REEEEEEEEEEEEE

JIBUN WOO

Agreed

lol nobody wants Australia. The Americas will even take New Zealand but not Australia

Go back to your shithole Moor-infested desert, Spictard.

Actually physically remove yourself

>filthy imperialists
Still better than communists.

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The only map that matters

>Polar Bear detected
Get out you pasty fuck

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Dumb globies, bye

>Texas under Mexico

Bumperodontosaurus!

Look Paddy, our boys don't even want to be unified with your lot. They get a better deal with us, let's be honest here.

>getting rid of Chile and northern mexico but keeping India and Pakistan
Fuck you thinkin pham

>Chile

Dream world right here

>Suez to Israel
GOY'D

>us balkanized for no good reason
As an American, fuck off. In America no one is happy because our cultures are too different and we are too large.

Balkanized US is best US. Give me Cascadia now.

What's the dark purple in southeast asia supposed to be?

Please, it would take a literal apocalyptic scenario and breakdown of all forms of mass communication to break up the U.S. Other countries laugh at us when we claim our regions are "so different, honest!" Not to mention the fact that the nations infrastructure is so intertwined no one could run their own friggin power grid cause most of it's between half the other states. And lest we forget how all the states that actually say stuff about breaking off (conservative ones) are sans Texas all completely dependent upon federal funds to even function. Finally, who gets the nukes? surely no ones going to let all these now penniless, starving, and desperate plain states keep this nuke silos? They'd get reconquered by large population areas in a heartbeat out of sheer terror at having a nuclear armed nothing to lose state on their borders.

reminder if it doesn't have biafra, go fuck yourself

>As an American, fuck off.
As another American, how about you fuck off idiot
our founders put a lot of effort into making a country where states could retain their culture and if you STILL don't think that's good enough you can fuck off to the third world where you belong

kinda hard to spot but
>north america split
>tibet free
>russia split
>brazil split

Israel is the best at making money and Africa is the worst. Australia is a giant prison

Have you following Ian Paisley Jr's advice and gotten your Irish passport yet?