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>Official pages
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>FAQ, useful links etc.
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>Patch notes (OB64)
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?63991-Open-Beta-64-Patch-Notes-December-6

>Upcoming Patch (OB65)
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?67154-Open-Beta-65-PC-Patch-Notes-January-4th-2018

>Steam Store
store.steampowered.com/app/444090/

>Paladins Wiki
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>Tutorials made by Hi-Rez (playlist) (may contain outdated info)
youtube.com/watch?v=qvmzT6CSvg8&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNyc6n9nhYujLyniK69nMFrB

>Champion guides made by Hi-Rez (playlist) (may contain outdated info)
youtube.com/watch?v=a8zkWCiKcbM&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNwUxmoNDngInm4DnaanoKS9

>Decks
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>Account statistics
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>Reveal Trailer (Moji):
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>PTS (Play Test Server):
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>PTS Steam Version:
steam://install/596350

>PTS Bug Reporting (OB64):
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>lore shit
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>OP Template
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moji with smaller eyes!!

Just kill me...

I want to FUCK Talus

That turtle lizard is so fucking cute.

>sub 2k elo
More like eLMAO

how?

look at that objective time and that healing and you tell me...

that is no excuse

He's a sub 2k

YOU MUST FIGHT ON!

add vr mode where you can cuddle with maeve

maeve is the cutest

>suddenly a booster
Is this the vip tier thing?

maeve's model is ugly and unsalvageable

CAN YOU FEEEEEEL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What a terrible and disrespectful OP.

Your love will be getting a new skin for Valentine's! What do you wish it looked like?

Bolt has an amazing model 2bh

...

>loading profile

>nu-Bolt

I know, i like old bolt more but the new model is pretty cool

Okay, some user here said that Magic Stacks increased damage linearly, well, they certainly don't. These are the damage for the last 4 stacks:
0 - 250 (+0)
...
7 - 434 (+184)
8 - 514 (+264)
9 - 625 (+375)
10 - 775 (+525)

>when you realize that Bolt used to be a war golem like Terminus and Inara and probably had a fucking rad name and a huge stone dick

>3k palaguru
>go tdm
>4 silvers on team half of which are russian and go afk while writing some bullshit in chat

looks like you just figured out your real Skill Bracket huh?

My real skill bracket is playing with memestacks of pros before ob64 came out.

this

maeve is a beautiful tigron

half-tigron

>racemixing is ba-

It is though,cant you see how fucking disgustingly ugly Maeve is

Only when it doesn't bring out the best of both species. Like, if you mixed a dragon and a human and it resulted in something with the arcane power of dragons and the adaptability and drive of man, then it'd be great.
Unfortunately for Maeve, their racemixing works like ours. No benefits whatsoever.

>cards in unbound don't mean a thing!
>Androxus
>Buying Time 10
Activating Reversal generates 1 Ammo every .5s for 5s. (10 Ammo)
>Disrupt 10
Reduces the cooldown of Reversal by 5s.(to 11s)
>Seething Hatred 10
Hitting an enemy reduces the cooldown of Reversal by 2.5s

I N F I N I T E A M M O A N D R E V E R S A L

I just want it to be cute, to match with her cuteness, but also modest!
Something like this would make my heart succumb to love.

Playing unbound is only acceptable if you have high level cards. If you don't you're literally cuckolding yourself.

SEASON 2 WHEN?
I'M FUCKIN SICK OF THIS BRONZE BORDER RESET ME REEEEEEEEEEEE

>from bronze border to no border/bronze
Same shit. But they need to make season shorter if you want peple to play rank tho.

no border is the thinking man's border

i thought you couldnt decay pass gold v
what happened

He qualified in bronze.

>try to play this shit on 64 bits dx11
>click to launch
>try more than 6x times
>game opens
>try to enter a server
>everyone pick the champions
>game disconnected
>again and again

Fuck this shit garbage!

So now I have to restart the game after every match because the interface crashes

I-It's beta

it's a beta ;)

You don't have to do anything, user. it's your life

Ash is so boring to play now.
>hold lmb
>press q occasionally
>accept death once two or more people start shooting you
How do we fix her, bros?

>now
She has always been braindead.

There's a difference between boring and braindead, user. At least she was fun before.

>fun
lmao

Patch preview next friday?

>hold down m1
>press q sometimes
>press f when low
>cry yourself to sleep when someone body block you
Same fucking shit.

>press f to cock block practically every ult
That really activated my dopamines.

lol

That only make her even more braindead because you're free to make mistakes without being punished.

>replace rmb with literally anything else
>change f to doomfist's charge punch
>make q bigger and allow it to be cancelled
There. Fixed.

Yes

It used to deal damage to an ulting Drogoz before his ult; I know I killed a few low Drogozes ulting me by shoulder bashing right into them. Does it still work that way?

Once again, user. Boring=/=braindead. Cock blocking ults was fun.

Anything that dashes forward does. Pounce, whirl wind and whatever else.

>still a wm1 stimulator
Try again

But she has to press other buttons now.
Actually, I'm gonna make a few changes to my rework.
>rmb is doomfist's charge punch
>f is a rocket jump like in the cinematic

Why not let her rocket jump with her current RMB? It would make sense to me

>>rmb is doomfist's charge punch
no

so you want doomfist

I think they're saving that mechanic for a champion to be based around it entirely.

The weird thing is how do make it not a shitty/better Drogoz.

RMB is usually reserved for more offensive skills. Charge punch can be used offensively and can be used to escape like the current shoulder bash. Rocket jump is better on f, which is usually reserved for escapes.

>nobody likes doomfist bs
>except /palg/

There are people in this very thread that actually like melee. It's fucking retarded.

Oh, and RMB is garbage as it is right now. I want it to be changed.

THE STATE

It doesn't have to function exactly like Doomfist. I just want it to be a chargable shoulder bash.

>bots on my team the past six games
I COULD WIN IF I HAD FUCKING REAL PEOPLE ON MY TEAM I FUCKING HATE TEAM GAMES

Ha ha, right.

Don't lie to yourself.

ded general

ded gaem

ded champ

i want to tit fuck cassie

that sound absolutely horrible. Drogoz is coming at me, time to hold a button to charge the damn thing

vivians face isnt that bad it seems

As opposed to
>Drogoz is coming at me
>time to press a button and be forced to sit through an entire second of start up
At least making it chargable would allow you to change how long you want the start up to be and how far you go.

Does anyone have that video about Cassie Gassie art contest? I think im mentally prepared to watch it now, three months after I first heard it exists.

It's by Nuclear Sharkhead.

Don't do it. Just don't.

That skin has fake tits and fake lips, because it's the skin equivalent of an ironic shitpost

why did you post her worst skin then

ob66 spoiler

because i cant find a high poly version of nightbane
but sunkissed isnt bad

>vivian in skye´s clothing
yes please

this pose remind me that yesterday i realised that pretty much any champion has a propper falling animation, they all go to a T-pose whenever you jump next to a wall

>set all graphic settings to max
>got more fps
I'm confused.

this

it seems they somehow fixed some performance issues by accident or something, i used to play with everything at the lowest settings and resolution at 50, now i can up it to 75 and still have the same FPS, maybe a 5 fps drop TOPS
its weird...

Tell us how you feel after you watched it.

It's meh, but it fits her.

Not enough jiggle.

it looks so awkward

Snuggling with Evie by a warm fire :3

...

i dont understand what the fuck cards are
are they leveled up now? you cant choose their strength?

The only looping animation that doesn't look like total trash is the Evie ice skate. I'll take any Seris emote, hers aren't very good.

Helping Hand doesn't even make sense.