/csgog/ Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

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How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs

gay

Roaches about to be removed.

Feels good to see seangares and shazam do well

Reminder, if you watch anime, you can win Major.

Why is shaz such a bot

ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US

reminder, even if you have shit taste you can have a major fall in your lap in the form of pre-backtonaviforpaycheck Zeus

>shazam

tell me about xantares /csgog/
why does he kill so much?

if you can survive radiation you're better than cancer

Mouse acceleration is the answer, user.

>mouse accel
must be why his shots look weird af

nah thats the nano toggle

I'm jerking off while I type this.. :3

Space soldiers more like aids soldiers

low fov aimbot

you niggers don't even deserve a bump
go die like you're supposed to

who wants to erp

Sadokist mentioned it mid-match yesterday and HenryG was disgusted. Said it should never be used under any circumstances.

shit won't post itself

which is it
cardgame faggot w/ no reaction time go home
tbqh i think being as nuts as Xant, aside from practice, is mentality. I hope he doesn't spawn more players that use that shit

>cardgame
duel me in ql, faggot
you wont

>shazam

because ql is a dedgame
go back to arena shooters general and pretend you have a growing community

friendly reminder faze clan lost to mac10 rush and should never be taken seriously

wait i thought you guys died

>f-fuck off deadgame shitter lmao
so scared
so very very scared
what's wrong, can't handle a game where you have to look up

Guys, I miss Semmler.

>SHOXIE SAYS PEEK-A-BOO TO JAYDABYOU

I really do, because most people will not be suited to mouse acceleration. So then you'll have a bunch of pretentious tards running around with mouse acceleration ruining your day.

no

>implying I don't own QL
I like a team game that has strategy outside fighting for quad or armor

No we were just fucking ur mum

>Misfits comms
They knew Paz was there.

wishing he took anders with him tbqhwy

>tdm/ca shitter
>i-i want team strategy!!!!
you just want to blame your loss on others
pussy bitch

daily reminder that if pic related made it, anyone can

No we were just running a train on your mom
>implying anything takes skill in quake, that isn't in cs, other than rocket juggling
nice try brainlet

>you just want to blame your loss on others
is that why you can't play CS?

>still scared
whatever lmao, typical ````````team```````` player, limpwristed faggot cakeboy who cant take anyone 1v1
and yeah haha i forgot how fast you can go in cs, man i sure love being glued to the floor, oh yeah hmu with these sick plasma climbing videos

>i ply game where go faST

>can't take anyone 1v1
you talk like you have a small dick
>glued to the floor
Different game, different mechanics. You really are a brainlet. Here I was thinking you don't like teams because you've been yelled at in mm and can only be alpha while typing.

Reminder even TF2 is more alive than QL. Alive games don't invade other alive games just to talk down.

Stop giving ShaZam awps. He can't hit shit.

if you aren't talking about esports, pls leave

Reminder Quake Champions gets cucked by Overwatch in both design influence and viewership.

it's called e-Sports

quake died 15 years ago why do we even talk about it?

wow shazam is a retard

>amerishart is a retard
never would've guessed if you havent told me mate, thanks alot

WTF is going on with Misfits? 0 iq plays

>amerishart is a retard
>Turks can barely keep up with 2 washed up players with shitty career peaks, 2 french rejects, and Sick.

where's my big boy Hiko?

Dead after he killed Liquid by letting Elige railroad the team

t*rks are retards too though

he don't loo american

lmao every single ss player locked onto misfit players through walls that round
jesus fuck

fair enough, a lot of America is shit like a lot of Europe.
American can mean imply any race nowadays. Poos, Jews, or potato stews, America is for you.

>5v5
>Misfits leave connector completely open
What the fuck, have they played Train before?

sgares the mastermind

We smart, we loyal, we friendly, we are from TURKEY

That's the third time Space Soldiers have fucked me this major. So much money down the drain thanks to those roaches.

Betting is haraam

navi lol

>csgobabby so butthurt and upset he had to report cause i huwt his feewings
lmao stay in your point n click hugbox shitter

You scared me with that post. I hadn't seen the score. What did they do?

exist

>point n click hugbox
?

>limp dick unintelligibly spergs out on Veeky Forums
>anything I'm not a part of is a hugbox

what time is it in Germany?

I'm watching on GOTV and flamie is cheating so fucking obviously

someone post those innocent stats please

makes sense, has to make up for the embarassment that was his performance yesterday

can you make a video?

More kills than you will ever get in a major, Scheißkopf.

this isn't a major

>B-better than you can do
Take that reddit argument back with you.
You don't have to play at a major to point out that a player is shit.

AHHHHHHHHHH

based pimple

Please let me win one bet.

>Sprout comms
>it's their igl
Germancs boys

>G2
>Avangar
see the bets make sense
that's why you'll lose
>Renegades
oh nvm, there's your 1

Why is csgo gen so dead boys?

>doubting vega

Holy fuck i just realized that there are another 8 teams after these qualifiers that haven't even played a match yet.
I'm gonna get sick of cs

cheaters killed the game

Most matches today suck and playerbase would rather play the game than shitpost / are normies
Go to any 'mainstream' community cry because you can't talk down there.
at least the matches will be decent, but mix it up in life and you won't get sick of it.

Valve went full jew this tourney

>RNG
You already lost

Baguette choke incoming

Vega Squadron 3-0

I thought introducing China was supposed to save the game? CS GO will be TF2 level dead if they don't do something.

Why is KennyS always coughing on LAN?

Trying to get apex's semen out of his throat

>thinking introducing China was supposed to save the game
Valve is just going after more money
>CSGO will be tf2 level dead
Where the only fans actually care about the pro scene/objective? At least CS has more than 1000 'dedicated fans.'

le baguette enjoy le cigarette

>posters count the same before you 'showed up'
>posters count the same afterwards
Are you the ass blasted quakefag from earlier or did you lose too many bets

brody just had like 4 kills through smoke in the last 2 rounds wtf

chinks are even bigger cheaters
seriously, just ask anyone from pubg

Who /comfy/?

jesus christ i almost threw up

It looks like he also did on that plate.