>News Team Comedy won the latest Splatfest 2 - 1! Dapple Dualies Nouveau are available! Sub: toxic mist; Special: ink storm Shellendorf Institute is now a playable map!
>wojak was ruined by brainlets >pepe was ruined by trumpets shit theme
Ethan White
>>And now I'm going to accuse you of moving the goalposts, because literally one post ago you mentioned that Dynamo got more map control than other weapons. It's not the only inker we lost in transition, but it is a very obvious example of what I am talking about- doesn't kill anyone but retards, but inks in tidal waves. Dynamo had kill pressure while painting. You couldn't get close to it because the tidal wave would do a ton of damage as well as paint a large area all at once. Unfortunately, the Dynamo invalidated pretty much every roller, echo weapon, and painting role in the game.
Evan Gonzalez
>2016+2 >STILL mad about Trump
Nathan Cook
>soyboy wojak vs chad pepe
the choice is clear
Julian Bell
/pol/ is trying a new way to shitpost. Never 4get they backed action
Landon Price
>le /pol/ boogeyman go away, retard. stop taking the bait.
Jacob Roberts
>an entire day later, people still crying about /pol and Trump Holy shit this is hilarious
Joshua Moore
Whatever you say /pol/
Carson Ross
Is Callie gonna do anything that isn't just being part of the final boss? I just wanna see the Squid Sisters doing stuff again
Camden Anderson
Post the cutest OC woomy
Jackson Rodriguez
Im not who you're replying to but seriously, fuck off. Wojak and Pepe are the most iconic Veeky Forums memes and they aren't /pol/ just because you a have a different taste or you're just a reddit normie.
Jack Mitchell
Gonna cheat and post two coz it doesnt get cuter than this
Carter Scott
I remember someone saying they will appear during the Off the Hook hologram concert
Nicholas Green
obsession
Connor Bell
>Squid Sisters co-op salmonid assault campaign dlc when
Jayden Hernandez
/pol/ really is butthurt that they lost to a strong, black octopi woman who don't take guff from any white squid.
Daniel Reed
>the tongue and "fuck me" eyes
Eli Ortiz
well that was fast. record time on thread ruining guys
Michael Williams
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Nathaniel Perez
imagine being so butthurt that you need to derail threads just to complain about frogs and the political right, whilst also taking the very obvious bait and replying to every post that calls you out on it holy shit, go outside you hamplanet.
Nolan Wright
I really like this artists style
John Diaz
cool woomer
Jack Thompson
>invalidated It did not, because it also was (and still is) the single most succeptible to pressure weapon out there. Echo was a bit of a problem on it since it synergised a bit too well with its efficiency, but Dynamo in general only worked well with team support. There were a lot of more self-sustainable inkers. As for other rollers, they literally do different things. Carbon invalidated SR, true, but Dynamo was a completely different beast from them both with practically zero functional overlap.
Isaac Scott
>go outside i want reddit to leave
Alexander Parker
Fuck, why do retards still shit up the thread? Anyway, time to hit the sack
Blake Butler
>Derail thread with shitposting like this Blame the people who call him out. HMMM
Jack Sullivan
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Benjamin Myers
Cute!
Jaxson Jackson
... ew
Brandon Adams
GGs Z, L, and Y gtg but I will come back soon
Cooper Ortiz
>kier
Thomas Scott
>kiershit >cute
Ian Hall
>Samefagging
William Roberts
>marie >pearl >moe >annie >crusty sean >marina >jelfonzo >spike >POWER GAP >murch >jelonzo >craymond >the jellyfish with the really stretchy arm in the splatoon 2 plaza >cap'n cuttlefish >POWER GAP >callie
Bentley Phillips
Sheldon at the very top.
Robert Murphy
cool post
Kevin Smith
Nintendo doesn't want us to be happy, but through the love of Callie we will persevere.
Landon Long
switch callie with marina and youve got it right
Eli Jackson
>get full slot gear from grizzco >QR swim speed quick jump I swear they do this fucking shit on purpose And why the hell we have 4 sets of clothing but only one shoes
Henry Lopez
>Comedy actually won
Wait, what? How?
Zachary Powell
Forge and Skalop have no shoes at all, and Firefin only has socks with sandals in one colour.
Tyler Scott
Forge has the ghillie boots now.
Brayden Foster
Well you see, Splatfest consists of three categories: popularity, solo wins and team wins. Comedy had the higher percentage on the latter two compared to action only being higher in popularity. Being higher in at least two categories is a victory for a team.
Josiah Rivera
Being on the right end of the 51-49 matchmaking shitfest, twice.
William Scott
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Josiah Morgan
Team Comedy has the best one-liners.
Jason Bell
>they gave the combat boots to Rockenberg instead of Forge what did they mean by this?
Robert Jenkins
>Skalop Shoes Nothing of value was lost.
Aiden Peterson
Because we all just got to royalty and stopped playing
Isaac King
No?
Joseph Diaz
Oh so firefin does have shoes, even if no one in their right mind will use these
Ayden Price
Proof that popularity doesn't guarantee a win, even when you have 16% more players than the winning team
Benjamin Jackson
i think he meant the punk blacks
John Thomas
>I'll stop as soon as I rank back up >I'll stop as soon as I get one win >I just want to end on a high note
Wyatt Foster
>punks >combat shoes No
Ethan Thompson
I wouldn't consider those as combat boots.
Julian Morris
/pol/ backed Action. Evil is not allowed to win in 2018. So Comedy won. Their meltdown was definitely the highlight of the splatfest.
But the real reason?? The good Japs carried Comedy Hard. Meanwhile Action had Japs like this.
Noah Butler
>When you're one win away from ranking up and your bar has three cracks
Landon Ward
I can trick my brain into thinking I ended on a high note by jacking off to huge titty anime girls
Nolan Clark
action had the stupider half of humanity as their fans
Leo White
>i literally cannot stop shitting myself about /pol/: the post
Wyatt Myers
Hey I'm new and won the splat fest. I don't know what to do with these 24 super sea snails. They are very rare right? What is the best way to use them so I don't waste them.
I want to get clothes with good abilities for my favorite weapon, the Heavy Splatling/Deco. What abilities are good for it? I know I want run speed up, what else? Is it worth to get object shredder to kill the bubbles I blow?
Joseph Sullivan
1. NEVER waste them on re-rolling slots 2. ONLY use them for adding slots to gear you are 100% positive you are going to use.
James Cooper
Object shredder, run speed, ISM, those're the main ones. Charge up or Special Power up also works for both, for either bigger bubbles or longer stingray.
Landon Moore
Get Special Power Up for HUEG bubbles. And yes, shredder is good too.
Brandon Lopez
Rolling gear is fine now. There's hardly enough gear in the game to where you're actually going to want to add slots regularly.
Landon Lee
they're sorta rare but you can get an infinite supply just by leveling up and prestige modeing, use them to upgrade 1 star clothes you like to 3 slot clothes, otherwise save them for gear updates. Using them to reroll abilities is a waste. Heavy Splatling benefits a lot from run speed up so you can move faster while charging/spun up, object shredder is sorta okay but you'd probably be better just stacking more run speed. Ink Savers are always useful too.
Evan Morales
did i trigger your autism user? im sorry you were on the losing team
Grayson Allen
>ISM Literally worthless
Owen Brooks
Become unstoppable.
Zachary Turner
>he's STILL shitposting about the /pol/ boogeyman holy fuck just go away
Isaiah Fisher
Prioritise adding slots to gear you wanna use, but frankly you are going to end up with tons of spare snails, so feel free to just keep rolling your slots with them once you have 3 slots on the gear you like
Brandon Campbell
Your friend got banned, unless he decides to evade, you're all alone now.
Robert Richardson
remember to ignore and report redditposters trying to derail the thread with their political agendas
Jonathan Rodriguez
My post got deleted but im not banned because I didnt break any rules, I was just talking about the splatfest.
Not my fault you got triggered and started screaming about /pol/ just because I posted a cartoon frog.
Cameron Bailey
>he is still getting triggered
Yeah because it sure is fun seeing the N-word spammed and being called shitskins when we are just trying to talk about a video game
Aaron Miller
Creating an SR room, add me and join me
Ryan Taylor
>the N-Word
Liam Baker
I've just been reporting and ignoring all of you. the word nigger has been apart of Veeky Forums culture for much longer then you've even been aware of the internet and it's used interchangeably with "faggot", deal with it or leave. Nobody but you mouthbreathers are spamming anything.
Evan Diaz
nobody did either of those, retard keep shitposting and complaining though, I'm sure it'll help the thread.
Aiden Mitchell
It's good on wall weapons.
Julian Robinson
Feel free to reroll with some moderation, snails aren't a big deal.
Nathan Campbell
If you don't use them to re-roll gear then how do you get perfect abilities on clothes that I see with people having 4 of the same thing on 1 piece of clothing?
Michael Perez
this is the soyest post I have ever seen on /ink/
Isaiah Brooks
It's shit on everything not called Dynamo, Luna or Pro.
Jose Flores
Chunks and tickets. Use a ticket to try and get the abilities on your gear, use chunks to fill out what's left if you can't get it within the ticket's time frame.
Kayden Smith
scrub the slots clean and go for either natural triples or doubles and slot in the third with chunks
Jeremiah Johnson
>nobody but you mouthbreathers are spamming anything >one " i want /pol/ to leave" post gets at least 30 angry responses
Christian Fisher
You can scrub gear for chunks. It takes 60 chunks to get 3 of the same ability on a piece of gear but a protip is to just use an ability drink to get 2 ability rolls naturally and then slot in the last ability for only 30 chunks.
Luke Cooper
>tickets
you mean those things there are more than a dozen of that you're rarely guaranteed to get the one you want?
no matter what way you're trying to get pures or perfects everything is going to be an insufferable grind