/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #372

>getting a good disguise!
>kidnapping Sayori!
>locking her deep in your basement!
>torturing her in the most gruesome, yet non lethal ways!
>depriving her of sleep!
>waterboarding!
>classic chinese trickle down water!
>always keeping your disguise and barely saying anything so she can't recognize you!
bully bully bully Sayori!

Natsuki!

Forcing Yuri to succumb to and embrace the dark parts of her nature!

I've played this, Yume Miru Kusuri, Katwa Shoho, and Unteralterbach. What other meme VNs should I play?

Boy do i love /ddlc/'s age of cleansing.

Monika!

How the hell did the Teutons destroy Poland?

white and based

lets see those tunes fellas
youtube.com/watch?v=1q_k3qsP6Ec

you ate in the wrong general

too bad nigger

Didn't know you could eat in the wrong general. Interesting.

dont worry

Yuri, this Markov book you told me about is really stupid, do you really like this kind of thing?

Natsuki!

Reposting from last bread

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

yuri u ok
also have a nice thread

youtube.com/watch?v=6ZbK1x4OGLo
keeps me calm

u- uh huh.

bbreeaaaddd

>not knowing that /gsg/ crossposters are an integral part of /ddlc/ since time immemorial

here user
/www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yv1LukhMaHI

Please rate these borders

A, so there is no chance for subversion from them or dependence on them. Getting rid of all of them as quickly as possible would be the biggest priority, for an enemy that doesn't exist anymore cannot seek revenge.

holy shit you better fix this

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Friendly reminder that ddlc also does not condone being Australian.

YEEEEEEEEEE

Honestly it might condone these things now that the demographic is shifting,
Fucking shame.

nicely done friendos. added to my bulli folder

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Forcing Yuri to drink your blood!
Making shallow cuts on Yuri's flesh after cutting yourself!
Telling Yuri that no one will ever accept her and so there is no point in trying to be nice to others!
Telling Yuri that other dokis hate her and the world would be better without people like them!

could we just return to normalcy here

can you guys rate my borders
yuri are you ok? you sound pretty funny

honorary aryan/10

what if your doki was real and she told you she loved you but then there wasn't actually a missile and she said that was a lie and she just wanted you to feel ok in your last moments

I want to puke. What the fuck.

A new age of mild disappointment with occasional fun. At least there's still a lot of cute posting, I appreciate that. I guess we'll all try to make the most of this until something shakes up the thread again.

Thank you Sayori.

r8 borders

i love her too!

a tear is going down my face for this picture

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brewad
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plesea

>macedoinian
Holy hell that is hilarious
Why are frogs so retarded?

I love her too

Things will probably be better in a day or two. Some people left/got banned due to the shit that went down a few days ago. And no, I'm NOT only talking about avatarfags.

>brony crusaders

so anons who is your favorite doki. tell me why and dont fight over it

pretty comfy

it's nice to see most of the /r9k/ expats and avatarfags getting gassed

"do a flip", right? Yeah I'm sure those anons are feeling real encouraged right now.

Alex!

yuri is there something wrong?

Reminder that Yuri canonically wants to lactate into your bran flakes.
What a creep!

Sayori!

THE JEWS FEAR THE SMUG
And yeah, this reminds me of late October threads.

We don't have a normal right now
We pick between death and hollowing

Tell me what you think about these borders, my friends.

Is cute!

Yuri!
She's cute, beautiful, intelligent, shy and really like a female counterpart of myself. I love her!
And I love blanket Yuri! Cute!

Yuri is for ______!

deserves to be bullied!

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Hugs

Also these.
I am a particular fan of these borders.

youtube.com/watch?v=9h0XUqRc5FU
Good taste senpai.
lovingly snuggling with

milkies!

Hugs!

mmmmmm
b
bredadd
BREAAD!

Yuri!

She's beautiful! She's cute! She's adorable! She has interesting hobbies! She's intelligent!

I want to overthrow the Zimbabwean government with her!

Just Manika

Bullying everyday at school!
because you secretly love her and don't know how else get her attention!

>india
>central europe is completely fucked
>tiny bit of france in on the baltic

beating!

/ss/ roleplay!

understandable keep them coming, mine is also Yuri

Hey there /sp/
We /perrocaca/ now?

she'd be a terrible shota.

pulling her sleeves down in front of the class so they all think she's a freak!

Is that an ottomeme prussia?

this should get the message across. There's till the percent of Dixie that's slowly assimilating, but other pops are glitching to Dixie when switching professions. With the chinks about to flood in, I may be able to just flood the pop numbers to the point where dixie isn't large enough to get on the pie chart.
Every province is +90% Yankee, with Hawaii being the exception, with 42% yank, 41% Polynesian, and 14% Dixie (A fuckton of Dixie lads moved there during reconstruction, it was at one point 50% Dixie)
Goal now is to get every state to 100k, and I'm only missing Gitmo and the Canal, both about 50k off

thanks for holding down the fort I guess, /gsg/

to all of you anons who got the special ending and the note from danlet. how did you feel and what did you do after. I just sat there and did some thinking

Anyone know how you come across Thousand Islanders via event now? I can't find anything about how to do it other than devs saying they were moved to events.
They were my favorite source of Salt Wives back when they were independent

disgusting

i love sayori with all of my heart!

I Love Yuri!!!

guys check out this cool map!(it's my favorite)

>"bulli edition"
This is why school shootings are a thing

I'd like to see what the average /ddlc/ bulli looks like, I bet they're all fatheaded meanies

>Jewnited states
>not forming the Golden Circle
wew

Yuri, I'm a borderline autistic socially awkward introvert that also enjoys knives and eldritch horror to a slightly unnerving degree. I'd date myself if I could but Yuri is just as good. Also I'm very happy for the rest of you and I'mma let you finish, but "Wheel" is the best poem ever written.

Get out shitposters