/twg/ - Total War General

Continuing on with Clan Pestilens. Rebels and lizardmen attack out the ass. Nothing a warpbomb or two can't handel though.

You faggots really buy into the idea that "if you bully them hard enough, they will leave"? TK comes out in 7 days

This quest battle was pretty crazy. Fuck bats though.
I actually lost my two catapults

Please don't laugh

Begone Veeky Forumsfag, this general belongs to Fantasy and CHINA

I have to try, otherwise you fags will start to think you own the place

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Did the Skaven get their FUCKING jezails yet?

It's a fucking thread on an image board. Don't be this obsessed. Post total war instead.

>you now remember ca teasing warpstone bullets in pre-game promotional material

>Fantasy and CHINA

Same thing though

Considering they also miss shit like Ratling Gunners and Poison-Wind Mortars, I wager they'll come in a King and the Warlord style DLC.

I can finally take Itza. I just have to wait for their insane garrison to be weakened by the plague. I really love the crazy tools Skaven have both on the campaign map and the battle map. Wish the Empire had some kind of tools like these since they are my favourite faction.

I really want them now.

>Don't be this obsessed. Post total war instead.

Funny, a fantasyfag saying this

This place looks nice, warm and abandoned

clan skyre dlc along with ikkit no doubt.

Does a bird study ornithology?

This is the ideal Bretonnian Knight. You may not like it, but this is what peak chivalry looks like.

We do own the place
>1 Brit historical game
>W2 DLC + W3 + China fantasy
We are more important than you

Lol no

Also I just noticed on the previous picture that it says they are suffering attrition due to being under siege when it is just plague. Funny. Still it pretty devestating stuff even to the AI.

vampire lords get lore of vampires
but they're all men

Your salt only makes me stronger

No because CA came up with the brilliant idea of bringing in fucking clan RICTUS instead of Skryre.

post in harmony

what about ideal empire knights?

We also now believe in the duality of good and evil. You probably haven't heard of it :^)

Yeah, likely along with Tehenauin and missing dinosaurs like Salamanders, Razordons and Ripperdactyls.

>admitting you're retarded

Okay I guess

Oh shit. This is pretty neat. It's not going to fuck over my main army because of lord buffs, but my garrisons are suffering a bit from that.

Why are you so upset?

Hey histfags.

How does it feel to lose everyday and feel unimportant? Unwanted? I don't know this feeling I'm curious.

Soon

>Fantasy is harder, has more depth and is more popular
>y-you just retarded!
Okay kiddo have your last (you)

I've never seen this event ingame. Is it a mod?

Will Thrones of Britannia play more like Rome 2 and Shogun or more like TWW?

>That damage to the garrison
Delicious. Thank you Horned Rat.

Pretty sure it is part of this one steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1199699451

you two need to get a room and hatefuck each other.as for the rest of twg, there will always be shitposting, no matter how alive or dead the content landscape is at the time.I actually started to think of it as a health indicator, if even the shitposting dies down then something strange/bad is going on.

>Less than 10 grunts get killed in a trailer
>It'll be like Dynasty Warriors

>Why are you so upset?

Retards like these fellas

If you want to feel what it will play like, play AoC for attila

Ignore them then. It is pretty easy. It's just a fucking imageboard.

It will be Age of Charlemagne with even less variety.

>Plenty of chaos, dark elves and motherfucking beastmen
>All WHF porn is about the explicitly asexual species

But why

>trailer and marketing is obviously emphasizing famous individuals

It's going to be RTS dynasty warriors and you're going to fucking like it

Would you ignore somebody taking a shit in your yard?

This is the ideal Empire Knight. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.

TWO PRONGED ATTACK, GO

Thanks user

>Would you ignore somebody taking a shit in your yard?

It's pretty sad if it is like this for you. They only do it because they get (you)s from you.

nah more variety because they'll put more effort into it than AoC

>fantasybros posts are all total war related with campaign posting and intricate discussions about the game
>hisfags shitpost about chinese names and spearmanii
>fantasyfags are ruining /twg/!!!

>They only do it because they get (you)s from you.
And because hes a moron who thinks history 'made' TW

TW has never been historical, ever. So this whole history v fantasy shit is idiotic.

Coming out in July

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Nah not all of it, just a good portion of it.

>trailer and marketing is obviously emphasizing famous individuals
Just like R2 Emperor Edition, Age of Britannia, Last Roman, Empire Divided and every game with a person's name.

Always love this moment in total war games

>Not riding on a Great Cock

>Mfw this is the "man" who brought the Sassanid Empire to it's knees

>they'll put more effort into it than AoC
Now this is just wishful thinking.

I wonder what CA could pull off if they everdecided to jew us with an Estalian DLC, since they're almost copletely devoid of lore.

Only things they have confirmed are diestros and myrmidian acolytes, but other than that, who knows?

Spanish inquisiton expy?
Bull fighters?
Moors?

>Mud dwelling peasant spearmanii vs mud dwelling peasant spearmanii.
>As above only IN CHINA!
The absolute state of cuckoldry in Histcucks...

YES YES

friendly reminder to report the furry porn poster

>And because hes a moron who thinks history 'made' TW

Are you retarded? Well, you obviously are, but I feel the need to ask regardless. You must truly be delusional if you think TW has never been about history.

Let me guess, you're going to start shitposting about m-muh arcani and incendiary pigs?

>white huns actually beat the sassanids
wut

TAKE THE KNOT!

A knight from Carcassonne it seems

The setting in question is heavily romanticized, and in China its literally illegal to show any form of that history other than the romanticized propaganda version.

It is also THE setting that influenced the creation of Dynasty Warriors. Thats why this will also be like Dynasty Warriors, there is only 1 setting that exists for the Three Kingdoms tripartite and its a fantasy of an actual historical event.

The siege towers have reached the walls on the left side. Despite the depleted lizardmen garrison, I took heavy casualties.

>finally get around to playing Shogun 2
>choke points everywhere on the map
>fielding basic bitch ashigaru makes more sense than producing higher tier soldiers
Is this really what people claim the best total war is?

There isn't a single historically correct TW game. They steal general themes and settings but not a single one comes even close to simulating any form of history accurately.

There are plenty of games that do that sort of shit, fuck off and play one of those.

oh for fucks sake just fuck off already you stupid histcuck

they'll just make a bunch of shit up like with norsca
tercios and conquistadors

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^This. Go watch Jackie Chan's 'historical' film. Where Sun Yat Sen was a Proto-Commie... LMFAO.

>in China its literally illegal to show any form of that history other than the romanticized propaganda version
American detected

Noice. I even got a fully upgraded gold building.

Samurai archers can fuck up ashigaru hard 2bh

YES

>China its literally illegal to show any form of that history other than the romanticized propaganda version
>I have no arguments left guess I'll make shit up

>R2 Emperor Edition, Age of Britannia, Last Roman, Empire Divided
Those all had a precedent of being history-based. Three Kingdoms is the exact opposite, it has a precedent for being fantastical

>it's not 100% accurate
>therefore it's literally fantasy

Your argument makes zero sense. Like I said, you're retarded.

Fucking finally. I have been at war with them since the start of the game basically.

>amazons still not announced

Time to steam-roll.

I suggest you go look up Chinese 'historical' texts on Three Kingdoms. They open promote magic as historical.

>it has a precedent for being fantastical
>Dynasty Warrior games exist therefore TW3K must be fantastical

>>it's not 100% accurate
>>therefore it's literally fantasy
Yes, thats literally how history works. End of discussion.

Even more neat.

Not yet. I only have one elite army and even then I take serious casualties if I am up against enough lizardmen or high elves. I am starting to build up an army in the colonies on the other side of the sea, but that is mostly clanrats.

Okay, you have no argument. Good night, retard fantasyfag.

wow you posted a retard wojak guess I lost this argument, darn

The situation so far. Axis of Evil(Me, Vampires and Eshin) have just got the upperhand on the "good guys" of Lustria. I finally got Itza and the vamps took back some stuff from Teclis. Beastmen is razing shit in Araby and I follow them by colonizing everything. I hope they don't DoW me now though.

I wish Warlock Engineers had muffled voice lines, due to their mask

>My inaccurate depiction of the past is historical and your inaccurate depiction of the past is fantasy

>Nagash's Staff

What the actual fuck is this magic regen. I thought Arkhan only having one unique artifact would be lame. But a single use of the Staff took me from 2 Winds to cap, spamming Spirit Leech the whole way.

That would be neat. Does every variation of it have a mask though?