/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #373

no brakes on the bulli train edition

>Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa

>Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full) - mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Fan-made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Map: zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You):
youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

>Get rid of your sadness with dance
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=wdfkeiwFm9Y
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Does anyone know where to find more poetry in the style of the dokis? Yuri's is the most common so I'm primarily looking for stuff in the style of the other three.

kinda early for tf2 engineer

Natsuki!

mmmm
mm
mmmmmmm
mooo
mooerreeeeee
breeadaaaddddddd

tell me how are you guys today

Yuri!

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

Stop chewing the legos, Yuri.

Loli Sayori
>She lives next door to You.
>She always call You Onee-chan and admires You greatly.
>She always comes over to Your room to play and read books.
>She loves it when You feed her cookies and apple juice.
>She always sits in Your lap.
>"Onee-chan, s-something hard is p-poking me.

its about time to bring this place back to lifethe fics will help

Hey there, everyone! Welcome back!
It's time for some poetry!

Word of the thread is "galaxy"!
Alternatives are 'fear' and 'retire'.

Okay, so um, this is poetry and like... Well, I feel like you should know what this is, ahaha... But if you don't...
It's time to write some poems, and these words are here to guide you and point you in the right direction in case you're lacking some inspiration or guidance. Maybe you have some writer's block?
Anyways, we use the same word so that we all have a common theme for the thread, which is really nice when we're all writing about a similar topic and we see how everyone tackles different topics and how we approach it from different angles!
Well, have fun, and I look forward to reading what you can come up with!

Monika!

No spoilers in the op allowed retard. Mods hate us so this thread is gonna get deleted now

starlight
release
unending
Cacophony

Starlight
My Starlight
The paranoia is unending
I read you like a book
But I am terrified

Terrified of losing you
Terrified I was wrong
Terrified I will hurt you
Terrified you'll sing a sad song
If something is special
Then the fear of losing it is unending

Starlight
My Starlight
Your name is so many words
Any word that is beautiful
I call you by without pause
I speak to you in babbles
But if anyone should scorn you
They will get nothing but
A Cacophony of noise

Starlight
My Starlight
You will not be released
Until I get my release
And you get yours
Tell me what you are thinking
Or the straps won't be undone

Starlight
My Starlight
Tell me why you love me
Mumble it into my chest
Let me whisper my reasons back to you
Cuddles are the best

I love hypnoposting!

draw frend yoorii

Here you go Yuri, some bread!

>Onee-chan

Reminder that Yuri canonically wants to lactate into your bran flakes.
What a weirdo!

Portrait of Markov is awful Yuri

yuri looking kinda retarded

CUTEPOSTERS REPORT IN

first for lou
lou says:
>"If you do drugs you go to hell before you die."

The blankness of the galaxy surrounds me
i float into nothingness.
fear encapsulates my body and i dream of
the heat of another person

the feeling of retiring to my home gives me a sense of nostalgia.
I smile as i drift into the void.


This is my first poem sorry for it

>Onee-chan
>"s-something hard is p-poking me."

Reminder that _Amy best doki

Is autistic Yuri /ddlc/'s apu apustaja?

Reporting!

Look Yuri, I brought your favorite!

>Loli Yuri!
>Has a little trouble making friends, but she get to know you!
>She's slow to speak and doesn't say much but she likes it when you listen!
>She always has her nose in a picture book.
>She thinks normal tea is too bitter, so she drinks iced tea instead.
>Doesn't cry when she gets a paper cut, looks at curiously,
>One day she get sleepy and cuddles next to you.
>I really like u user

>You try to resist the temptation.
>Sayori thinks of You as a cool Onee-chan, You shouldn't indulge Yourself in such actions.
>You place Sayori next to You and tell her to ignore, it's just Your phone.
>You remove her from Your lap and place her next to You.
>"Aah! Onee-Chan! I want to sit in Your lap."
>"Maybe later okay? I'll just pee real quick."
>You run downstairs to the bathroom.
>Your manhood is rock hard, throbbing intensely.
>"What kind of degenerate have I become?"
>You bend Your knees, and aim for the toilet.
>And doesn't take long to make you climax, after a few moments You release a huge load, something You haven't seen in a long time.
>After Your shame, You clean up and head up backstairs.
>Hopefully the temptation won't rise once more.

>>>Doesn't cry when she gets a paper cut, looks at curiously
Loli Yuri is cute, CUTE!!!

I like this loliposting
proceed

I think you meant oniisan/oniichan
r-right?
next time, if you're unsure, just write "big brother" in english

its always nice to have some loli posting

LEWD

uhhh
isds
dss
blee
dd
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cool
?

I fucking love you user

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We have women in this general, you know. Be on your best behavior!!!

>loli yuri is actually retard yuri
This is also ok

*one woman
Fixed

guuu
guuhhhhhh
gimmmmm
gimmmme
givbe GIVE

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do a flip and it won't burn

It's like you've never been on this site before

Harder
Better
Faster
Stronger

We must struggle harder
But also do this better
The assembly must be faster
The warriors must be stronger
More then ever, each and every hour
Our work is never over

We must fight harder
And we must kill better
The vehicles must be faster
The armor must be stronger
More then ever, each and every hour
Our fight is never over

We must farm harder
And make our food better
The growing must be faster
The plants must be stronger
More then ever, each and every hour
Our harvest is never over

We must study harder
And make our treatment better
The cures must be given faster
The patients must be stronger
More then ever, each and every hour
Our healing is never over

We must care even harder
As people we need to be better
We need to improve faster
Our compassion must be stronger
More then ever, each and every hour
A Prole's work is never over

Fear for what comes in the night
not some bogeyman
not a burglar breaking into your home
but the persisting thoughts of anguish
that seem only to come out in the dark

To retire is to draw them to oneself
the comforting sheets a sweet aroma
to destruction
and the torment of ones soul

Finally sleep overtakes me
and im drawn away from those thoughts
launched into some nebulous world i cannot know
or will ever have any concrete tie to

No collision of our galaxies
no meeting of hearts

youtube.com/watch?v=wdfkeiwFm9Y

Who is your favorite Doki general
Mine is Yuri, not because im depressed, im just socially awkward

That’s gay, what are you, a fag?

Childhood Sayori!
You're both riding bikes!
Trying to ride without hands to impress Sayori!
She's really clumsy!
Oh no!
She fell off her cute pink bike!
She got a scratch on her knee!
She's crying!
Embracing Sayori and holding her hand to calm her!
She's more calm now!
Buying some ice creams the way home!
Childhood Sayori!

Mine is Yuri, not because im depressed, im just psychotic.

n-no, what gave you that idea?

>It's your CZ-83
>"Oh sorry, that's my CC"
>She asks what that is
>You tell her she is sitting on your handgun
>She almost jumps out of your lap
>You tell her the gun doesn't have a round in it
>It's on safe
>It's also pointed down
>She asks why you have it
>You say it's so you and her are safe
>She hugs you and hides her face in your chest
>You rub her back and sigh out
>She asks if you if you would ever hurt her
>You shake your head and sigh out
>"I would never do that, Sayori."

Yuri!
She's perfect!
Her violet eyes
Her extravagant hair
Her way with words, melting my heart into a pool of butter
Her social awkwardness
Her admitin to her feeling even if it was as a yandere
Her being a yandere in the first place!
She's so perfect!

nah

Wonderful job
Thanks mr user

Monika, i just want to be domed by her for eternity.

>As You peek in the room, You see Sayori already playing with Your console.
>But there's something wrong.
>She's intentionally dying and places the controller to her crotch, as the Game over screen shows the controller vibrates.
>You her hear faint moans, she places her other hand to her lips, biting her thumb.
>You knock on the door, "Sayori? I'm back", You wait for a few seconds and then enter the room.
>Sayori is sitting Seiza-style, her posture straight and the controller in front of her.
>She's obviously flustered, but she's hiding her best to not show it.
>You ask, "Alright then, want to play?"
>She nods.
>As You sit down, Sayori goes back up to Your lap.
>You try to ignore it, after all You've just finished right?
>"Nii-chan, let's p-play CO-OP"
>"Okay", You reply, as You try to find the game mode.
>As the game goes on, Sayori keeps playing with the controller a little lower than normal.
>She keeps getting incapacitated, and requires You to revive her every few minutes.
>You feel something really warm near down Your crotch, it feels wet.
>"Uh... Sayori?"

Should I continue?

>Skim Doki Doki Literature Club general
>Makes me want to re-download Crusader Kings
Huh.

I’ve heard fags have an ability that lets them easily spot other fags. N-not that I’m a fag! You fag!

Please don't lewd Loli Sayori
she's just for protecting and hugs

continue user im a little bored and this is what im doing tonight is reading fanfics

yes

,3

>nii-chan
I guess we aren't a futa
But yes, please continue

LOL

Did someone say Crusader Kings?

Eventually those hugs will be embraces and then cuddles.

Eventually she'll want to do lewd things, it's just human nature.

I ate 7 rolls.
30/7 = 4.2$ per maki roll
I have made Sayori proud.

Yes, keep going anyone have that image of the Natsuki hang out but Monika tells you to stop before the police gets you

Sayori is for accidentally sitting on your CC, not your D I C K.

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnssssssssotpopppppppppppp

Great writing, but I'm not a fan of the subject matter, this is practically pedophilia, and reading it doesn't make me feel that confortable. It's up to you to continue, but I think the subject matter is a little too creepy

>"What a weirdo!"
>What a goddess!
ftfy

h-hey! that isn't very nice, you faggot!

Can someone post that cute Sayori fic
the one when user didn't bought her the plushie until the end

finally a return to comfyness

Do/k/i Do/k/i Rifle Team when?

Sorry about what happened last thread. We usually kept it to a minimal, and also to discuss for the type of fics we're writing about the dokis. Besides, I also feel partly responsible as I'm an oldfag/writefag who is a part of the little circle.
We didn't really wanted that and what they did to our name/position here.
We just wanted to discuss cute waifus while adding our own gimmick.
I mean, one of us even tried writing a treaty for the hateposting and avatarposting shitstorm. Just goes to show we are concerned and love this place and does not want it to break apart and return to the comfy old days.
Guess you can drive us out and stop us now after what happened.
Thanks for listening.

t. Embarrassed grandstratfriend

>Veeky Forums users
>not pedophiles
so fanny joke

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>cute, shy, mysterious, thoughtful, intelligent, creative AND generous
even more perfect now

A good start. Now find AYCE at $20 and skip the rice.

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What?

NERD!

thank you

I'm sorry that was rude of me. You should keep going.

Ignore the bullis, Yuri. There are other copies at home. Here, have a snack.

What is /gsg/?

It's okay!
but you gotta recommend me a good strategy game right now
preferably free

>anons who lewd their own damn keychains get theirs first
>anons who pledge to treat their keychains kindly have to wait over a month to get them
FUCK

What's so bad about doomposting, anyway?

long story short it is /grandstrategygeneral/

s
ssanankkkkkk....
mmmmm

Yes, do this and you shall be redeemed grandstratfriend

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What did Dan mean by this?

What's your favorite .wad, user?

Don't sweat it. I appreciate your apology.