/lolg/ - League of Legends General

What makes you tick how did you come to this?

Karma isn't so bad don't be like that.

>there's still no hard IQ gating for online gaming of 100 or higher

xth for rape.

comfy bfs~

Katarina is TIGHT

stfu /pol/tard

ywn dance with Orianna, why even live

It's called bronze

I want to mating press Twitch

There's nothing wrong with wanting to sniff Kled's underwear user.

I want Irelia to rape me

Why stop there? We should have IQ gating for being alive

be honest /lolg/
does league lower your standards for typing etiquette
i type like a retard now help

Best girl.
Best ears.
Best wife.

haha if you guys mating press them can i watch from the back haha i love watching dude's buttholes even if im not gay

xth for sniffing Irelia's vagina

How would Shyvana react to finding out so many horny guys want to impregnate her?

>he thinks this has to do with race

This isn't Dota. EVERYONE in most matchmade games are retarded, firsties, thirdies, it don't matter, they're all apes.

I regularly get matched with people ranging from Silver to Plat.

If only...

>tfw male
>tfw took ballet in elementary school

I now have a habit of typing "lmao" to seem less "toxic". It works but still

she'd behead them

dont start that shit typing like a retard is my thing kiddo

I want to go swimming in Lulu.

Go fuck yourself you dumbfuck troglodyte, the value of your life is lower than the oxygen you steal from this earth everyday fucking rodent.
You play this fucking game for years cause its free to play on your fucking shitbox, you need the pennies from living in your shithole country to go to "hacking your ramen" while you leech off welfare at your parents house.
High elo flame is art

>ywn come home from a long day at work to find your wife Evelynn finishing up dinner while in a naked apron
Just end my fucking suffering.

>ywn bring Irelia her lunch at work
>ywn give her a kiss on the cheek for good luck

retard

the CLIMB is still 2 days away!
even riot believes in the CLIMB!
why dont YOU?!

8^3 me am cool n smmmmmmmmmmmart!

Evelynn is for violence, if you want a housewife find someone else

>maga hat

You grind ranked every season for recognition, since noone else takes interest in your life.

After each pathetic defeat you come back to this thread to complain. Each time you have a sad masturbation session to the old men who post their pedo fetishes.

Fuck the climb

AUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHH I DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO THE MISSING MEMBERS OF THE ENEMY TEAM WHEN I TRY TO MAKE A ROTATIONAL PLAY

I'M GOING TO BE STUCK IN DIAMOND FOUR FOR ALL FUCKING ETERNITY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

That's just because she hasn't met the right man yet!

Why is she so perfect bros?

Go away riot insider

I go to /trash/ instead.

Ok lolg what is your ranked goal for next season?
Who are you gonna be playing?

I would have to type without mistakes in the first place.

have you taken it up into the ass in highschool too?

> tfw you could be flexible enough to suck your own dick
Nice

Oops posted wrong picture, sorry guys.

Gayboi

Don't you mean on?

Challenger
Nunu

those are big mammaries

Mostly ADCs, hoping to finally break promos into D5.

2 years ago, my goal was diamond 5, I ended up plat III
last year, my goal was diamond 5, I ended up plat III.
this year my goal is diamond 5

A compromise

...

just set your goal to diamond 3 idiot.

In.

...

No, I'm straight and don't like stuff in my butt.

Though I did gymnastics for a while before I started ballet, I haven't done anything like it since I stopped which was a decade and a half ago. I'm probably more flexible than most out of shape people because I'm pretty athletically inclined but I definitely can't suck my own dick.

I didn't seek it out, I was scouted and my mom told me it would be like gymnastics after she made me stop gymnastics because they tried to move me up a level and she didn't want me to go more than the once a week I was already doing.
It was pretty gay though yeah.

>Don't ward
>"Should probably ward"
>Put ward in bush
>Jungler is coming
Uh oh

i'm not a furry or anything but do you think Rengar's paw pads are soft? i would love to touch them haha

>he thinks playing ADC will give a different result from any other role he tried to climb with

prob chall with draven only. started start of s7 ended d3. then try get chall with other adcs.

I want Zoe to sit on my face.

He's a hunter, they're probably rough and callous.

>Ekko kills himself after doing literally nothing

they werent even fighting mundo or urgot or singed or warwick

just some random literal whos

and he fucked it up

3 champs
4 tags
1 doujin

hard mode: tags get increasingly degenerate
soloq mode: last 4 tags you searched, regardless of reason

I want to get to Plat with Ashe, Kat and or Fiora.

I tried Elise and Zyra last year, and they only got me so far because of how shitty bot or top lane be.

>Can't play any other ADC than Jinx
>Even "easy" ADC's like Cait and Ez
>It's at the point where I have difficulty last hitting when not on Jinx because I'm so used to her auto animation
>Starting to think she's cute
save my soul lolgen i don't want to become a jinxfag

tfw sold my account years ago and recovered it today got me some dank new skins and almost all champs

t-they look so soft
i wonder which league champ has the softest paws

I just want to hit gold again for the skin and dick around in norms. Maybe I'll try to hit plat if I feel like it.
Ali and Rakan, mostly.

I want to press my dick on his paws

warwick

Jinx isn't even THAT bad of an ADC desu it's just you need actual fucking brain cells cause she isn't Vayne, Tristana, Ezreal or Twitch. The first 3 just having lul mobility and disengage while Twitch can just sit in Stealth until the divers blow their shit on someone else and then hit R and melt everybody.

Source

everyone lies on the internet

Jinx buffs soon
Embrace it

Be a tristana fag she's the most cancer adc on earth to any champ that wants to dive

>you need actual fucking brain cells
>Jinx
Lol

u know u want to user

I fucking hate Tristana because of her E, I'm frequently 30 CS down in laning phase because it keeps fucking up my rhythm.

Shit, you got me there. 99% of Jinx pickers don't even have IQ

I don't.

w- what's happening in this picture? why are those guys so close to her?

Aghh.... Ashe... Someone... Anyone, help me... Gahh...

>playing with friends
>cute girl in voice
>we're bot lane together
>Xayah and Rakan
>we recall together
>actually feels nice

What if shyvana reverse mate pressed you instead?

Jinx likes to go to clubs and have anonymous sex

they're making friendship bracelets user

>anonymous sex
glory hole?

Once you deal with that you'll be the cancer to any champ that jumps in hoping to ult a bunch of people vayne can kind of be annoying too just trists knock back is too fucking far it's almost like poppy ult and it's cd is short

She'd want her mate on Top (with a pillow under her hips) so gravity can assist his cum.