/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

The game will never get better because you are all spineless and will never complain.

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>Sites
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>Competitive
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>List of good Community servers
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>Discord
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steamcommunity.com/games/dota2/announcements/detail/1837761428200827886
tf2r.com/k0h33ji.html
steamcommunity.com/id/obsyourmom
steamcommunity.com/id/TyreseFranklinJr2
youtube.com/watch?v=OIJcqwFEHag&feature=youtu.be
youtu.be/hHJHFyx9ItE
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Iron Bomber is the best Demoman Secondary

twitter.com/volvocars/status/396626888442933248

Jet fuel can't melt (You)

If the community would actually do something like the dota community did Valve would have to do something.

knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/diretide

If it was good enough even the f2p retards would go along with it and valve would have to do something.

Can jet farts melt steel meems?

>Over 5 years ago
A more recent example would be Reddit crying over custom games not getting support, and Valve responding by killing them even harder.

>Valve responding by killing them even harder.
t. I have never played dota 2 and I have no idea what I'm talking about

Valve gave them the update they stiffed them out of and also added more content to the patch as an apology.

holy shit
Too bad I cannot see in any way this happening to tf2
I mean for one, what would they complain about?
"Valve, give a shit about tf2" doesn't really make a good slogan

steamcommunity.com/games/dota2/announcements/detail/1837761428200827886

Whenever we make a significant mistake, we spend a bunch of time looking at what happened, why it happened, and how we can fix it. Most of the time we do this privately, but in our recent mistake around Diretide, we felt sharing our analysis with you made sense.

First, what happened - we didn't ship a Diretide event this year, and you were rightly upset about it. That was clearly a mistake, and then we compounded the problem by not telling you what was going on.

You guys are too beta to get them to do anything though. Keep having fun on ruined quickplay pubs.

Can we get a list of things wrong with this game?

Servers being ruined is the worst thing I'd say.

You realize the custom game shit is happening RIGHT NOW, right? Reddit is crying because Valve isn't delaying core game patches to ensure custom games don't get impacted in any way (this is stupid but they believe it). When Valve didn't do anything Reddit responded by making bots to flood all the custom game lobbies with a link to some shitty website saying "please support custom games more valve we want free money for this". Valve responded by blacklisting the Angel Arena dev (the main guy in charge of the movement) from the popular games page.

The problem doesn't lie in no one complaining, the problem lies in valve not listening. Plenty of popular YouTube retards have complained for years about the game, so valve took a year and a half to release jungle/Pyro.

flooding in-game and preventing people from being able to play =/= public outcry to the point of being unable to ignore it

They still didn't ship the Halloween update and they never did Diretide again despite the outrage you retard.

valve does listen, they just know the issue isn't big enough that they HAVE to do anything

>v-valve doesn't care it's not worth trying

good enabling behavior

See Complain all you fucking want, best-case scenario is you get a blog post saying "oops we'll think about it."

Valve doesn't give a shit about tf2. The only use valve has for tf2 is milking whales.

Is a strange original worth $23 or am I just cucking myself like a retard?

It's like $16 through PayPal

Is a strange original worth $16 or am I just cucking myself like a retard?

yes to both

it isnt worth it, no, ignore the ugc soldier main

tf2r.com/k0h33ji.html

*wins your raffle and then sells the item*

I can't come up with anything

Yiff Blaster

Communism is inevitable

oh maya mu no shinderu

Aqua Urine Rocket Launcher

Aqua - Barbie Girl

Kurt Cobain's crutch

sergeant atomic amigo

*wins your raffle and then sells the item*

>losing 7v10 game
>some familiar pubstomper names connect
>good, this will balance things out
>they get assigned to the enemy team and we lose even harder than before
what do v*lve mean by this?

se7en

Baqua Barine Bocket Bauncher :-DD

post formations of different classes all fighting for the same objective against a common enemy

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Baqua Barine Bocket Bauncher :-DD

steamcommunity.com/id/obsyourmom
steamcommunity.com/id/TyreseFranklinJr2

i just played with these two guys lmao, literal n*gger memesters it was so funny

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youtube.com/watch?v=OIJcqwFEHag&feature=youtu.be heres a vid of them

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wtf some janny is up at 2am to stop this?

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oh are roll posts not allowed anymore?

No, read the rules.

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whats that shirt misc called for sniper?

airborne attire

which rules

they never were allowed but recent janitors doing their job like we always hoped valve would

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>like we always hoped valve would

shut up retard

wanted to have fun with an obvious scammer and he wouldn't do it

youtu.be/hHJHFyx9ItE
Holy hoot

lol

You sure showed him

>fun with an obvious scammer
literally the most boring posts even more than weapon ideas

scam me out of my virginity dotsy

fuck off valve you have gamers to milk

it was entertaining for 10 seconds

>10 reddit credits have been added to your account

you mean creddits

Why wont they add more teddybear type cosmetics :(

These guys are legends

Do you listen to music while you play or are game sounds more important?

The latter

Asking for cosmetic names.

Former but i keep it low so i can sill hear sounds.

>FBTF (SA)
that league died like 2 years ago.
it was replaced with Chapelaria.
steamcommunity.com/groups/chapelaria

That's what everyone thought about Reaper until "lmao, let's just make another Mercy and make her evil so all the theories and evil nazi shit go out the window btw love and respect the nation of Islam, WWII does not define all German characters"

76 was just a gummit experiment, literally Captain America minus shield and he didn't get frozen like Steve Metzen's OC doughnut steel do not talk bad about

take your meds my friend

>even a guy that looks like he has downs has more success in comp TF2 than me

comp tf2 is meaningless it's a huge circlejerk, good players don't get noticed if they aren't tight knit with the main "players"

friend, take your meds

partly correct, but new players still come and go. if you do well you eventually get noticed

what is your background experience with tf2 i would like to know

played on and off since 2013
a few seasons played on ETF2L-Mid
could probably play ETF2L-High if i hated myself enough to go medic for an entire season.

medic main opinions don't matter sorry

im not a medic main
that why i specifically said id have to go medic to play in high

>the opinion of someone maining a class that babysits the entire team doesn't matter
>not the only opinion that matters

The Soda Popper has a Crit-a-Cola on it; This is from when it had a mini crit feature. A Bonk! Atomic Punch would be much more fitting with its current attributes

A dick would be fitting in your ass
Just reverse the nerf faggot

Or maybe an atomizer, given that the thing gives multiple jumps
i dont think the person you are replying to can reverse that nerf

nah it should have a wrap assassin under it because it's primary attribute is being FUCKING USELESS

MARKETPLACE IS DOWN
GEEL HAS RUN OFF WITH ALL YOUR ITEMS

Is it possible to have a bind that hits a key multiple times? Sick of not being able to drop my scope because I hit M2 a millisecond too early and it doesn't buffer the input.

name the prinny hat "Bird Up"
desc: the worst show on television

>queue with 2 players
>takes 10 seconds to find a match on a local server at 3am
>queue with 4
>impossible

Just how bad is this show

we fawking ded mayos

Reminder that if the Quick Fix and Vaccinator had their downsides swapped they'd be perfectly balanced.

Post enginees

>want to pley gam
>internet goes to shit
epick

that literally never happened to me, maybe your mouse is broken idk
there isn't a way that works in normal servers either, sorry

>that literally never happened to me
literally just click earlier dude
There's a time frame during the scope that you can't unscope, and vice versa

oh now i get it
it would be doable to script that but it would require the wait command and that's disabled on every relevant server
also if you just bound that it would scope you in and out very quickly should the first 'click' not get buffered

disable "automatically rezoom after firing a shot" in advanced options

muskelmannbraun is the best paint