/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #376

No bitching, ok.

Previous >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa

>Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full) - mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Fan-made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Map: zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You):
youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

>the 4AM comfylines (reminder that suicide prevention lines will unironically call the police on you)
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=SOqenYis1iQ
pastebin.com/W48hVLh3
youtube.com/watch?v=7U9lVjZg-Kg
youtube.com/watch?v=e2ZaFg40vqY
pastebin.com/YHp0MmyE
desuarchive.org/trash/thread/13484615
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Monika is the best

kinda sorta close to the top for tf2 engineer

Remember, Sayori will always be here for you.

Yuri!

Yes bitching, ok

>previous thread 'closed'
(((they))) know we know

what the fug?
is going on

Yuri!

A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

Oh god... Oh god...

Sayori!

We love Strelok! Strelok is our favorite member of the community!

Yuri, this Markov book sucks, do you really like this thing?

Best doki doki btw

hope that's oki doki with you janny-kun~

cuteposters are you still alive? that was really intense.

What is going on? Why did that happen to you?

oo yay I've been looking for a full-size of that
and I'm not just talking about her full-size breasts

The jannie-sarry war theme
youtube.com/watch?v=SOqenYis1iQ
With my own body if I have to.

cuteposters never die!

> no bitching
You fucking cuck!

a new thread just happened to pop up right before the last got closed

(((who))) could be the OP?

Natsuki!
I'm still going strong, he doesn't delete cuteposting thankfully

Monika celica is so cute. Needs a Natsuki Platinum.

sorry user, no potatoyuri today. mods will probably delete them.

DID SOMEONE SAY NATSUKI?

Wow. Shit's getting real bad here.

W H O
H
O

user below me is the janny
Say something nice to her

the timing of last thread closing and this one popping up is too damn good
jfc something is definitely up
delete my post janny, DO IT FAGGOT

Quick pick one doki to get lewds

none of them!

Yuri!

Damn what a bad time to update my paste bin

pastebin.com/W48hVLh3

>Banning poetry
>Banning comfy banter
>Even if only 15mins it is still VERY DYSTOPIAN!
It will be a bannable offense to be comfy.
Are you happy with the future you are creating Janitor.
I'll take a 15min ban as a yes.

natsuki

Natsuki

It's really hard to cutepost right now, seeing so many harmless posts being deleted, so many people being banned, it's so depressing.

it's cool how you do this for free.

*this is a sayori lewd but if i post it he will do it for free*

smol tsun cupcake is the cutest!
I love her!

>this level of smug

My face during the current state of /ddlc/

Your doki but she does it for free

Atleast the janny doesn't touch cuteposters, now that I've said it he's gonna start doing that, oh boy.

I'll rate it for free.

You did this.

>he does it for free

>literally closing a thread and making a new one because he couldn't take the tinfoil theories that presumably hit too close home

Oki Doki

You might have won
but at what cost?
answer me jannie

>there are people browsing this general RIGHT NOW who unironically think this is a better alternative to having a couple of attention-whores posting pictures of guts and cute lolis

oh shit lads
nice poem btw

Don't lose steam cuteposters! We're maintaing this place on its feet!
Cuteposters!

Gotta say, i like how you made the real user somewhat quiet.

I think it fits on how most of us here are shy or simply prefer not to talk at all.

So when are we killing the general
It's been long enough
We were supposed to go peacefully into the night at #200

Post only the cutest of cute dokis

FOR THE COMFYS
AND THE FEETSIES \o/

BECAUSE WE'RE
ALL ANONS AND WE FIGHT THROUGH THICK AND THIN
WE'LL KEEP OUR THREAD A FREE THREAD, STOP THE JANITOR COMIN IN
WE'LL KEEP HIM OUT OF OUR COMFY SPACE TILL THE MEMES START RUNNIN DRY
AND THIS MIGHTY THREAD WILL PROSPER, FOR DOKIS NEVER DIE

Why is there so much crossposting between /ddlc/ and /gsg/

>No bitching, ok
Continues to be tsun tsun and delete poems on a poem game thread

raid by /gsg/ maybe

...

don't forget we have a reason, a cause and a doki to fight for

In the name of Doki we shall fight the mod menace.
youtube.com/watch?v=7U9lVjZg-Kg

The game is hard to play...I'm gonna lose it anyway~
youtube.com/watch?v=e2ZaFg40vqY

Can someone please photoshop this to show a picture of Monika instead?

Natsuki-OOC fic here to whoever wanted it
pastebin.com/YHp0MmyE

Some of them are regulars in both

I felt like giving user too much dialogue would break the immersion that and it almost felt like putting words in (You)r mouth and I didn't want to be off putting,
Thank you for reading and I hope you check out my other short stories.

Thank you, writefriend

Janny please delete this general

Are you posting that painting ironically user? Do you know what it's even depicting?

Because Dokis and Strategy goes hand in hand. Apparently.
>Pic related, Monika uniting baltic tribes

Nah, we've had a lot of /gsg/ guys for a long time.

I know that it's just that some user was going on about some /gsg/ conspiracy earlier

A very artistic battle of Grunwald.
I am no germanic sympathiser, and the polish-lithuanian commonwealth was a proper christian nation.

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- user Wars
- user Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

Does what for free? Fellatio?

Yeah, a few threads back it went a bit bonkers with map posting. But other than that I haven't seen anything bad.

Well at least you know user. Hell, I am a Germanic sympathizer and I still despise the Teutonic Order.

Oh thank goodness it does condone heavy, post-100% drinking.

do it for her

JANNIE DELETED THE MONIKA VERSION OF 'S PIC

STRELOK CONFIRMED

LIFE IS PAIN, I HATE-

>it's actually an organized raid

(edit)
a fallen soldier

yuri but she's enjoying a delicious cheesburger!

It's one guy who does it for free.

I love Yuri!!!

desuarchive.org/trash/thread/13484615
It's not a conspiracy if it's true.

bbb
burrr
burrgggggg

>mfw heretics talking shit about based Teutons

yuri lookin kinda retarded

Hello, not Me. How is it in the chaos dimension?

It all makes sense now

>siding with literal heretics

He just got a 3 day ban

Strolek just got banned for 3 days

Post dabbing dokis

...

The other dokis showed up to the bunker!
everyone helps out in fortifying the bunker!
They installed an implaced 50.cal!
They installed a 25-pounder artillery gun!
They found the armory!
Nobody will get through their defenses!

...

I direct this post to the Janitor.
Whoever you are Janitor, I do hope you are aware that most of us are just lonely anons and some of us get shoved around, bullied, ignored or otherwise unsatisfied with their lives.
We come here for refuge from our dreary lives.
At the present rate,
It will be a bannable offense to be comfy.
Why do you hate poetry Janitor?
Do you hate people enjoying themselves on an environment isolated away in a small corner of this huge website?
Do you lust for power so much that the expense of those you watch over is a negotiable matter
Are you happy with the future you are creating Janitor?
_____Do you feel in charge here?____
I'll take a 15min ban as a yes to all of the above.